CAROLINA NATURALLY

Sunday, January 19, 2014

The Daily Drift

They are called repugicans   ...

Carolina Naturally is read in 194 countries around the world daily.
 
Popcorn for everyone  ... !
Today is - Pooh (Winnie the) Day
 

Don't forget to visit our sister blog: It Is What It Is

Some of our readers today have been in:
The Americas
Vancouver, Britannia, Pikangikum, Guelph, Thunder Bay, Sioux Lookout, Downsview, Templeton, Ottawa, Joliette, Saint John's, Edmonton, Mississauga and Calgary, Canada
Guatemala City, Guatemala
Medellin, Colombia
San Juan and Ponce, Puerto Rico
Santiago, Chile
Kingston, Jamaica
Villa Maria, Argentina
Rio De Janeiro, Brazil
Europe
Teo, Basauri, Murcia, Barcelona and Madrid, Spain
Dresden and Sulzbach, Germany
Ivrea, Rome and Ravenna, Italy
Rouen, France
Stockholm, Sweden
Kiev and Zhovti Vody, Ukraine
Vila Verde, Portugal
Dublin, Ireland
Oslo, Bergen and Sandsli, Norway
Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Luqa, Malta
Nicosia, Cyprus
Kaunas, Lithuania
Montana, Bulgaria
Kayseri, Ankara and Istanbul, Turkey
Poznan, Warsaw, Krakow and Gdansk, Poland
Budapest, Hungary
Helsinki, Finland
Copenhagen, Denmark
Patrai and Athens, Greece
Lucenec, Slovakia
Chisinau, Moldova
Birmingham, England
Belgrade, Serbia
Ljubljana, Slovenia
Asia 
Mumbai, Kolkata, Bangalore and New Delhi, India
Beijing and Zhengzhou, China
Port Louis and Quatre Bornes, Mauritius
Damascus, Syria
Esfahan, Iran
Rangoon, Burma
Medan, Jakarta, Pekanbaru and Depok, Indonesia
Colombo and Kandy, Sri Lanka
Gaza, Palestine
Bangkok and Nakon Pathom, Thailand
Kuwait, Kuwait
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Kuala Lumpur, Alor Setar and Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia
Petah Tikva, Israel
Islamabad and Karachi, Pakistan
Africa 
Cairo and Al Jizah, Egypt
Kampala, Uganda
Cape Town and Bloemfontein, South Africa
Pacific
Manila, Marikina, Quiapo and Quezon City, Philippines
Auckland, New Zealand
Heidelberg, Australia
nacktman at 12:00 PM No comments:
Share

Today in History


1783
William Pitt becomes the youngest Prime Minister of England at age 24.
1847
New Mexico Governor Charles Bent is slain by Pueblo Indians in Taos.
1861
Georgia secedes from the Union.
1902
The magazine "L'Auto" announces the new Tour de France.
1915
The first German air raids on Great Britain inflict minor casualties.
1923
The French announce the invention of a new gun that has a firing range of 56 miles.
1931
The Wickersham Committee issues a report asking for revisions in the dry law, but no repeal.
1937
Howard Hughes flies from Los Angeles to New York in seven hours and 22 minutes.
1937
In the Soviet Union, the People's Commissars Council is formed under Molotov.
1945
The Red Army captures Lodz, Krakow, and Tarnow.
1947
The French open a drive on Hue, Indochina.
1949
The Chiang Government moves the capital of China to Canton.
1950
Communist Chinese leader Mao recognizes the Republic of Vietnam.
1968
Cambodia charges that the United States and South Vietnam have crossed the border and killed three Cambodians.
1981
The United States and Iran sign an accord on a hostage release in Algiers.
nacktman at 12:00 PM No comments:
Share

Non Sequitur

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/bHCcoSgUfZJqQZY1EcSCmg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9Zml0O2g9MTIwMDtxPTc1O3c9MzAy/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ucomics.com/nq140119.jpg
nacktman at 12:00 PM No comments:
Share

The Girl Who Sang with the Beatles

by Eddie Deezen




"Across the Universe" is possibly the most shapeless, formless song the Beatles ever recorded. Written entirely by John Lennon, the lyrics are sung almost in the style of a writer writing in free form, it has a kind of stream-of-consciousness feel to it. As so often happens in the world of Beatle fans and followers, some are baffled by the lyrics, confused about what the composer is trying to say.

To me, it has always been the Beatles most libertarian song, John is simply proclaiming his firmest, most fundamental belief and tenet, as he repeats the words "Nothing's gonna change my world" over and over, almost like a mantra.

Interestingly and ironically, John wrote the song a few months before he decided to cast his lot and assume his famous lifelong relationship with Japanese avant-garde artist Yoko Ono. (John and Yoko officially got together in May of 1968.) Although the song seems to be a direct message to the world about his life with Yoko, "Across the Universe" actually was written a few months earlier.

The song's genesis was in 1967, as John describes it: "I was lying next to my wife (John's first wife, Cynthia) in bed, you know, and I was irritated... she must have been going on and on about something and she'd gone to sleep... I kept hearing these words over and over, flowing like an endless stream. I went downstairs and it turned into a sort of a cosmic song rather than an irritated one."
(YouTube link)
John and his fellow Beatles were in the middle of their transcendental meditation period and had recently been living and studying with the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, at his camp, trying, like all of us, to find "the answer." John's eastern study definitely influenced the song, it's feel. He claimed, "The words were purely inspirational and were given to me as boom! I don't own it, you know. It came through like that."

Although never a greatly popular Beatles song, John was always very proud of it. "It's one of the best lyrics I've written," he stated. "In fact, it could be the best. It's good poetry."
"Across the Universe" was mainly recorded in early February of 1968, although it was dubbed and mixed on and off for almost the next two full years. Although originally planned as a Beatles A-side record, the song was not released until the Let It Be album in 1970. (John can be seen still working on "Across the Universe" in Let It Be, the Beatles final movie, filmed in January 1969.)

Recording of the song officially began on Sunday, February 4, 1968. That fateful day, a 16-year-old Brazilian girl named Lizzie Bravo was hanging around EMI studios at Abbey Road, along with many other girls, hoping to catch a glimpse of the Beatles. Lizzie had been in London since February 14, 1967. Her trip to England had been a gift from her parents for her fifteenth birthday.

According to Lizzie: "My best friend Denise had arrived in London a month before and we were supposed to be there just for the school holidays- but from day one I knew I would stay. The sole purpose of our trip was to see the Beatles." Before her money ran out, Lizzie found herself a job as an au pair.

On February 4, 1968, Lizzie Bravo was quite possibly the most surprised human being on earth. It seemed like another routine "waiting to see the Beatles" day, when all of a sudden Paul McCartney emerged and walked toward the group of thrilled young ladies. Paul asked the assembled female fans if any of them could hold a high note.

Lizzie, and another groupie named Gayleen Pease, quickly volunteered. As the other girls watched in disbelief, Lizzie and Gayleen were taken inside Abbey Road studios. The girls' fantasy of fantasies was about to come true- they were not only going to see and meet the Beatles, they were going to sing on a Beatles song!

Lizzie and Gayleen stepped up and shared microphones with Paul McCartney and John Lennon, singing the chorus of "Across the Universe" over and over ("Nothing's gonna change my world"). The session finally ended for the awestruck young ladies, they were thanked and left, probably thinking it had all been some kind of a surreal dream. One can only imagine what they told the shocked Beatle groupies as they came out of Abbey Road and re-joined them.

Ten days after her unforgettable singing session, Lizzie was standing outside Paul McCartney's house with two of her friends, hoping, as usual, to espy a Beatle. Suddenly, to Lizzie's happy surprise, John Lennon walked out and Lizzie asked him to sign a photo she had taken of him. John remembered his ex-fellow singer, took the photo and scribbled the words "To Liz, thanks for a great year. Love, John Lennon X" on it.

"It was just a nice remark," recalled Lizzie, "I was certainly not a friend of his or an intimate. I was just a little girl from Brazil who was a fan."
Lizzie Bravo is now a mother and a grandmother. She lives in Rio and has sung, recorded, and toured with several Brazilian groups. She is publishing an illustrated book- From Rio to Abbey Road, based on her teenage diaries and photos she took during her time in London. The book (obviously) includes a full chronicle of Lizzie's unbelievable recording session with the Fab Four in February '68.

When Beatle fans all over gather together, they like to compare notes. "I saw Paul in Chicago," or "I shook John's hand in New York," or "I was at the Beatles concert in San Francisco," etc. etc. etc.

But Lizzie Bravo pretty much has bragging rights over all of us. After all, how many of us can say they actually sang on a Beatles song- with the Beatles?
(YouTube link)





nacktman at 12:00 PM No comments:
Share

Did you know ...

That a new book says Roger Ailes offered an employee $100 a week for sex

That a third of Americans lived in poverty for at least two months after the recession

That the Insane Clown Posse sues the Justice Dept

And RIP the professor on Gilligan's Island, actor Russell Johnson, and the Partridge Family's agent Mr. Kincaid, comedian Dave Madden

That the msm fails to tell the whole story on obamacare

That some polls say Chris Christie isn't hurt by the GWB scandal. Marist tells a different story

That NYC murders are twice as likely to be solved when the victim is white than black

That a white skater, who fell, makes Olympic team.  woman of color who skates perfectly left off
nacktman at 12:00 PM No comments:
Share

Huge Victory For Voting Rights As Judge Strikes Down Pennsylvania Voter ID Law

pennsylvania_voter_id_ap_605
On Friday morning, Judge Bernard McGinley ruled that Pennsylvania’s restrictive voter ID law, that was passed in 2012, is unconstitutional and cannot be enforced in the state. The law was passed in March 2012 with the clear intention of disenfranchising hundred of thousands of voters in that year’s upcoming Presidential election. However, a federal court put a hold on the law a few weeks prior to Election Day.
In his 103-page decision, Judge McGinley stated, ”Voting laws are designed to assure a free and fair election; the Voter ID Law does not further this goal.” Obviously, the judge was able to see through the ruse that the Republican legislature was trying to pull. The whole point of the law was to disenfranchise as many voters as possible, as conservatives know that when you have lower turnout, Republicans tend to win elections.  On top of that, the repugican cabal could never even prove their stated reason for drafting and passing this law, which was the root out ‘voter fraud.’
This is, in no unclear terms, a huge victory for voting rights. This decision shows that states should not be able to pass unconstitutional and harmful laws just because they have gerrymandered repugican legislatures that want to ensure that they remain in power as long as possible. In Pennsylvania, when they passed the voter ID law, Pennsylvania’s House Majority Leader Mike Turzai made a speech to his fellow Republicans admitting that passing the law would let Mitt Romney carry the state.
Perhaps it was that video that destroyed the illusion that Pennsylvania repugicans were interested in preserving the integrity of elections and more concerned with trying to find a way for Romney to get elected by making it more difficult for poor people, minorities, students and the elderly to participate in the franchise. Sometimes, conservatives just can’t help but shoot themselves in the foot. Shortly after that video went public, a federal judge placed a hold on the law.
As for this ruling, repugican Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett has already stated that he plans to file an appeal. However, it seems extremely unlikely that he will be successful. The repugican cabal has not been able to prove that voter fraud is an actual problem and also would have to prove that this law would not improperly impede a legal voter’s chance to participate, which they also cannot do. Hopefully, this will be the opening for other voter suppression efforts to be struck down on constitutional grounds.
nacktman at 12:00 PM No comments:
Share

The repugicans Are Bringing Back Post-Reconstruction-Era Voting In N.C.

Q7mxxale4hdjhkhkryig
by Marion Johnson 

Five years ago, North Carolina was making great strides in voter participation. More and more young, low-income, and minority voters were going to the polls. But in 2010, repugicans gained control of the legislature for the first time in a century, and rewrote district lines to ensure even more gains in 2012. Last summer North Carolina’s newly-elected general assembly, led by wingnut repugicans, passed a comprehensive voter suppression law in a series of party-line votes, effectively turning back the clock on voting rights.
The seeds had been planted long before.
North Carolina’s wingnut agitation cabal, including Civitas and the John Locke Foundation, spent over five years calling for stricter voting laws. Civitas and John Locke both receive major funding from Art Pope, a wealthy businessman who is North Carolina’s local version of the Koch brothers. Since 2007, the cabal has published over 40 articles, news reports, and blog posts supporting an end to same-day registration, a smaller window for early voting, and a photo ID law.
Each plank in this platform appeared in the voter suppression law, and comes right out of the wingnut playbook.
Many of these ideas for changing voting laws have appeared in a number of state legislatures, and for the most part the language comes from the Koch- and corporate-funded American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC).
During a debate on the Senate floor, North Carolina State Senator Bob Rucho (r) claimed that the new law was about repealing laws that “game the system.” He had it exactly backwards. This bill actually games the system to help repugicans by making it harder for citizens to vote at all.
The new law essentially seeks to limit voter participation. For example, a bill signed into law by the governor last year ended North Carolina’s practice of out-of-precinct voting, which allowed citizens to vote in a neighboring district or ward.
As Dr. Rev. William Barber, the leader of the North Carolina’s State Conference of the NAACP points out, voting rights have come under fire before when the traditional establishment felt threatened.
Starting at the end of Reconstruction following the Civil War, North Carolina and other states used official and unofficial means to stop poor and black citizens from voting. North Carolina’s 1900 constitution required that voters pay a poll tax and be judged as literate by the local voter registrar, who could choose tough questions for some voters and easy questions – or none – for others. The constitution also included a grandfather clause that exempted from the poll tax those entitled to vote as of January 1, 1867. Between 1896 and 1904, nearly all black voters, including many thousands who had voted before, were removed from the voting rolls, and nearly all black officials were driven from office.
It took 70 years for the federal government to end these practices with the 24th Amendment to and the 1965 Voting Rights Act. But since the Supreme Court struck down in 2013 a crucial tenet of the Voting Rights Act, it has become all too easy for an extremely conservative legislature like North Carolina’s to roll out its voter suppression agenda.
Much like the voter suppression of a century ago, many elements in North Carolina’s new law will disproportionately hurt black and low-income voters.
 According to Democracy NC, 29 percent of early voters and 34 percent of same-day registrants in 2012 were black. The new law cuts early voting by a week, and eliminates same-day registration altogether.
The North Carolina State Board of Elections found that over 300,000 voters who are already registered — and are disproportionately black and low-income — lack the type of photo ID that the new law requires. Ending Sunday voting means the end of the popular Souls to the Polls, a growing tradition in which black churchgoers go to vote together. Finally, the new law prohibits paying canvassers to conduct voter registration drives, which have often been organized to register low-income and minority voters.
The law is also firmly aligned with big money interests instead of the everyday voter. It weakened disclosure requirements for outside spending groups and increased the candidate donation maximum to $5,000. It also repealed public financing programs. Not only will it be easier for outside interests to influence candidates – if these outside groups can keep their spending hidden, it will be harder for the public to hold anyone accountable. 
 Instead of continuing North Carolina’s progress in making voting accessible and convenient to all voters, state lawmakers rolled back voting rights and restrict voter participation as much and as quickly as possible. Today, North Carolina repugicans control nearly supermajorities in both houses of the State Legislature, and the hold the governors’ office as well. Creating a new working majority in North Carolina that supports the right to vote may well take a generation of struggle.
nacktman at 12:00 PM No comments:
Share

After Killing Hundreds of Thousands of Jobs By Blocking UI repugicans To Go On Vacation

The repugicans are on pace to kill hundreds and hundreds-of-thousands of jobs, send millions of Americans and their children into poverty, and lay waste to the economy …
unemployment-benefits-rejected
A synopsis is a brief summary or general survey of something, and if one looked back from the bipartisan budget deal up until Senate repugicans blocked an unemployment benefit extension on Tuesday and Wednesday, the result would be a synopsis of every repugican tactic over the past five years to hurt Americans and obstruct the economy. Shortly after the bipartisan budget deal was announced and it was clear there was no provision to extend unemployment benefits for the long-term unemployed, it was obvious to this column that repugicans would not extend the benefits. In fact, yesterday Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said “this has obviously been fixed to guarantee that you get no outcome,” and it was fixed before the budget agreement was announced as a “victory” for Washington and America on December 10th 2013.
Insiders reported that Democrats tried to get unemployment benefits extended for 1.3 million unemployed Americans in the bipartisan budget deal, but Republicans led by Paul Ryan said no. At the time the big repugican lie was a promise they would take up and address the issue early in 2014, but they never intended to address extending benefits unless Democrats found funding and delayed implementation of the Affordable Care Act. Last week, six repugicans said they supported “consideration” of a 3-month extension of benefits, though most of them said they could only consider an extension and that they would only vote for legislation if it were paid for. Harry Reid and Democrats found funding for the extension for eleven months, but repugicans still said no and it gave credence to Reid’s words that “this has obviously been fixed to guarantee that you get no outcome.” It was always fixed to guarantee there would be no outcome, and it is why Democratic negotiators failed the people when they believed repugicans during the budget talks.
The repugicans also exposed their penchant for double standards in requiring the extension be paid for. When the shrub was pretending, unemployment benefits were extended five times with “no strings attached any of those times.” It reveals another typical repugican tactic since 2011 that some observers predicted would occur when repugicans said they would address the UI issue in 2014; demand funding and a hostage payment. It is a case of repugicans punishing Americans for re-electing an African American because when a white repugican was president, they made sure their out-of-work constituents were saved from falling into poverty. The repugicans have amassed quite a double-standard record of holding a Black man occupying the Oval Office to different standards than just over five years ago when the shrub, a white repugican, was pretending. The repugicans still claim their tactics are not driven by racial animus and bristle at the mere suggestion, but it is clearly their motivation for their obstructionism.
The repugican cabal is also typically punishing its own constituents in primarily Southern states such as Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, Alabama, South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee and Kentucky where the long-term jobless rate is significantly higher when compared to the rest of the nation. Of sixteen senators representing the eight Southern states, fourteen are repugicans with one Democrat each from North Carolina and Florida. Many of the fourteen repugicans were already on record against an extension despite aggressive local news coverage and polls showing substantial bipartisan support for extending the emergency benefits. However, repugicans in Southern states have little to fear from voters who reliably vote against their own self-interests and make no mistake, repugicans who voted against an extension are hurting their constituents and their home state economies as much as voters in blue states. Democrats estimated that the economy lost $400 million in activity in the first week without benefits, but Harvard economist Lawrence Katz put the number at $1 billion. Over the course of a year the adverse effects on the economies in states where more people are missing benefit checks, many of which are deep red, will be catastrophic and still, they will re-elect repugicans because they promise to oppose everything the Black man in the White House supports.
Like everything repugicans have done over the past three years, blocking an extension for unemployment benefits is meant to cause the most damage to the greatest number of Americans possible. The CBO already warned that failure to extend benefits will effectively kill at least 200,000 jobs due to reduced consumer spending, and it gives the repugican cabal the value-added benefit of adding 200,000 Americans to the unemployment rolls. As of December 28th repugicans added 1.3 million more Americans to poverty rolls, but that number is deceiving and does not begin to accurately expose the repugican damage to the population and the economy.
When benefits began running out on December 28, the immediate number of Americans affected was 1.3 million, but that number rises to 3.2 million through June 2014 and balloons to nearly 5 million by the end of the year according to the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities (CBPP). The most encouraging news for repugicans is that within the initial 1.3 million Americans losing their lifeline, there are 2.3 million children that may finally elevate America to first place as the nation with the highest percentage of children living in poverty in the developed world. As the numbers increase over the course of the year, 200,000 jobs lost becomes 740,000, and 2.3 million children becomes 8.5 million new children living in poverty.
By blocking the extension efforts in the Senate, repugicans maintained their record of eschewing the will of the people for the blessings of their wealthy paymasters who gave repugicans on the fence the impetus to vote against extending benefits. Like the Heritage Foundation, NRA, and Americans for Prosperity, the wingnut Club For Growth warned all senators to vote no and reminded repugicans that they were keeping a “scorecard” with a comprehensive rating of how well, or how poorly, each member of Congress supported pro-growth, free-market policies that would be distributed to their members and to the public. It is unclear how killing more jobs, sending millions into poverty, and harming the economy is pro-growth and supporting free-market policies, but there is no accounting for the mindset of 21st century extremist conservatives. For the record, pro-growth, free-market policies are favorite Koch brother terms for a transformed America controlled by rich industrialists with free rein to conduct business without restrictive labor laws, taxes, and regulations that are the repugicans’ solution to ending poverty.
The dastardly plot to eliminate the life-line for millions of Americans struggling to find work in the repugican-obstructed economy began during the bi-cameral budget negotiations months ago. Throughout the process and leading up to votes in the Senate, repugicans employed their tried-and-true tactics of lying, demanding a hostage payment, and moving the goalposts, and the effects on the people and the economy follow a pattern repugicans perfected over the past three years. They are on pace to kill hundreds and hundreds-of-thousands of jobs, send millions of Americans and their children into poverty, and lay waste to the economy at the national and state level; then they are going on vacation next week. It is the perfect summary of repugican malfeasance that obstructed economic recovery and devastated the people over the past three years all wrapped up in the span of two short months.
nacktman at 12:00 PM No comments:
Share

The repugican's Constituents Are Hurting From Expired Jobless Benefits, Too

When federal emergency unemployment benefits expired last month, the effects ran deep in a Colorado county marked by two exit ramps off Interstate 25 - one leading to the religio-wingut group Focus on the Family, the other to the Fort Carson Army post..

Hardly a liberal bastion, El Paso County has the largest number of people in the state who lost unemployment benefits, and many aren't happy about it. Plenty of repugicans, too, depend on jobless aid that repugicans in Congress are hesitant to prolong. The ideological argument for standing against an extension of benefits - that the aid can ultimately make it harder to find work - meets a more complex reality where people live.
.
Democrats propose to extend the emergency benefits for people who have been or are about to be out of work for more than six months; repugicans are less inclined to take that step, particularly if it means the government borrows more money. The paralysis led to the expiration of benefits for 1.3 million long-term unemployed on Dec. 28. Lawmakers are still working on a compromise.
More
nacktman at 12:00 PM No comments:
Share

Security firm uncovers six new date theft attacks on US retailers

... could your credit card be affected?
Reuters reports that digital security firm IntelCrawler claims to have uncovered "at least six ongoing attacks at merchants across the United States whose credit card processing systems are infected with the same type of malicious software used to steal data from some 40 million credit cards at Target Inc." The firm has alerted "law enforcement, Visa Inc and intelligence teams at several large banks about the findings."
nacktman at 11:59 AM No comments:
Share

Restaurant apologizes after 2-year-old was asked to remove her squeaky orthopedic shoes

A restaurant in Savannah, Georgia has apologized to the family of a 2-year-old girl who was asked to remove her doctor-prescribed shoes because a customer complained they were squeaking too much. Mother Catherine Duke said that officials at the Panera Bread restaurant had personally spoken to her family and told her they want to throw a fundraiser to help her daughter Emma with medical costs. "They want to help children with disabilities and this was just something that happened in their cafe and they are not proud of it," Duke said.
Last week, an assistant manager at a Savannah Panera Bread asked Duke to remove Emma’s shoes because they had been “bothering someone” when they squeaked. Even though Duke told the employee that her daughter had to wear the shoes for a medical condition, the assistant manager insisted that the toddler remove the footwear. "We weren't welcome with the shoes. It was very blatant,” Duke said. Duke explained to that Emma has an undiagnosed developmental disorder that prevented her from walking until she was 23-months-old.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says that children should be walking on their own by the time they are 18 months. A doctor had prescribed special shoes that give Emma more ankle support and squeak when she walked heel to toe, so she would know she was walking correctly. "It is not good for her to walk without her shoes because her ankles could twist and have all sorts of problems," Duke said. Duke said after the incident, she left the Panera Bread in tears. "It was very hurtful, and I left the store crying, not a very good thing for a mom to feel like her child is being discriminated against," she said.

YouTube link.
Panera told Duke that the employee was new on the job and didn’t know the proper way to address the other customer’s concerns. “As you would expect, Panera Bread does not tolerate discrimination of any kind,” the company said. “The last thing we would want to do is make anyone feel unwelcome. Consistent with this system-wide policy, our franchisee met personally with Ms. Duke to directly hear and address the concerns she has raised. We understand from our franchisee that Ms. Duke has been assured that she and her family are always welcome at Panera and her concerns have been addressed."
nacktman at 11:59 AM No comments:
Share

The Sport of Outhouse Racing

Place your bets, gentlemen. Who will win this time? Will it be the Butt Hut 2 or the Big E?
Behold the glorious sport of outhouse racing. Conconully, Washington holds this annual event of athletic and engineering prowess. Here are the official rules for participating vehicles:
Constructed of wood or wood by-products
Mounted on two non-metallic skis
At least 3-sided with a full roof
At least 5' high, including roof peak
At least 2 1/2' by 2 1/2' square
Without motor or steering devices
Equipped with a toilet seat and toilet paper on a hanger
Inspected by race officials prior to racing.
There are several divisions in the race: male, female, teens, families and seniors. There's also an extreme division which features obstacles on the course. Of if you want a serious challenge, enter the bucket division. The pusher must wear a bucket on his/her head while the pilot provides verbal directions.
You can see more photos of the race at Roadtrippers.
nacktman at 11:59 AM No comments:
Share

Lawyers helped daughter with tooth-fairy affidavit for lost tooth

The wonderful affidavit above was created by comedian Emily McWinter's parents when she was a little girl; she'd lost a tooth and didn't want to miss out on the tooth fairy's cash prize. McWinter's parents -- lawyers -- drafted and notarized the affidavit to ensure that the tooth fairy would know that the lost tooth was bona fide.
The daughter of two lawyers lost a tooth. She couldn't find it, so they made her sign an affidavit for the Tooth Fairy.
nacktman at 11:59 AM No comments:
Share

Doctors removed half-kilogram hairball from girl's stomach

Doctors in China have surgically removed an impacted mass of hair weighing half a kilogram from the stomach of a 12-year-old girl.

The girl in Luoyang, Henan province of China, had been losing her long hair and weight over the past year. Her mother sought treatment when she discovered a lump in her daughter's stomach two weeks ago.
Doctors at the First Affiliated Hospital of Henan University of Science and Technology conducted CT scans which revealed that a 30-centimetre clustered mass of hair occupied 70% of the girl's stomach.

"The mass of hair was shaped like her stomach and is solid," said Chen Ye, deputy director of gastrointestinal tumour surgery department at the hospital. "I've seen her put hair in her mouth, but I thought she was just playing and didn't think much about it," the girl's mother said.
nacktman at 11:59 AM No comments:
Share

Train derailment was 'like a monster coming up from the floor'

Passengers on a train that derailed in the eastern suburbs of Sydney, Australia on Wednesday afternoon after a bar broke through the floor of a carriage, say it was making loud noises and emitting burning smells from the time it left Bondi Junction.
Kiriana Buffett was standing near the entrance to the carriage when the bar burst in, narrowly missing her head after she ducked underneath it. "I just remember seeing it punch through the floor and then towards me – I don't know what happened next," said Ms Buffett, who sat in shock for 20 minutes after the incident.
"Someone said it slowed down but I didn't see it go slow at any stage. I'm pretty lucky to be alive actually," she added. Another passenger, Peter Pulu, said: "It was just like a monster coming up from the floor. It was not that fast. It went up and hit the roof."

YouTube link.
The chief executive of Sydney Trains, Howard Collins, said the bar that broke through the carriage was a piece of "metal channelling" attached to a concrete walkway near Edgecliff Station. "It was a corner piece of metal, literally that that covers the edge of the concrete," Mr Collins said. "But it is too early to say this has anything to do with the actual cause of it."
nacktman at 11:59 AM No comments:
Share

Ziggy

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/nHwhf2Z9xsyruiMHqUwpuA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9Zml0O2g9NDIyO3E9NzU7dz02MDA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ucomics.com/zi140119.jpg
nacktman at 11:58 AM No comments:
Share

Two stories from one pile of bones

Archaeologists found a pit of skulls in London. Very beat-up skulls, with signs of having been gnawed by dogs. The skulls also showed signs of previous, physical injuries that had healed. All of which leaves the archaeologists with a couple of theories: The skulls might be from gladiators, unceremoniously discarded when the finally lost, or, they could be from warriors whose heads were taken in battle. I dig this because it's a nice example of how evidence can tell you a lot in archaeology, but it can't always tell you everything. At a certain point, you're left with some alternative historical scenarios that all fit the evidence you've got.
nacktman at 11:58 AM No comments:
Share

Beasts, Comets, And Other Signs Of The End Times

Storybook Apocalypse

It's tempting to dismiss the mid-16th-century depictions of Biblical miracles, flaming comets, multi-headed beasts, and apocalyptic chaos that fill the pages of the 'Augsburg Book of Miraculous Signs' as the superstitious vestiges of the post-Medieval mind. But the Protestant citizens of Augsburg, Germany, were enthusiastic and active collectors of portentous images and descriptions.

Now anyone can have their own copy of the famous Augsburg book, which has been reproduced in its entirety within Taschen's new 568-page 'Book of Miracles.' Collectors Weekly spoke to Till-Holger Borchert, one of the book's co-authors, about how people in the 16th century collected these sorts of images as a way to connect the dots between ancient prophecies, their contemporary fears, and unexplainable celestial phenomena.
nacktman at 11:58 AM No comments:
Share

Underwater City

Shicheng, China
Shicheng has been under water for 53 years since the Xin'an River Hydro Plant flooded the area. The city was founded 1,300 years ago.
nacktman at 11:58 AM No comments:
Share

The Tessellated Pavement of Tasmania

This isn’t a road or a sculpture, but a naturally occurring rock formation on the Australian island of Tasmania. It’s called the Tessellated Pavement of Eaglehawk Neck. It consists of slabs of siltstone that began eroding at the edges between 60 and 160 million years ago.
nacktman at 11:58 AM No comments:
Share

'Bull whisperer' captured runaway beast using vodka-grain cocktail

A runaway bull in Germany has been recaptured after drinking two bottles of vodka. The animal had escaped in the summer and had been hiding out in the woods around Kallmünz near Regensburg, Bavaria, most of the time since then.

The bull's owner, Herbert Merz, had been so desperate he had even applied to the local veterinary office for permission to shoot and kill it - but this was denied. Attempts to track the animal down over six months and shoot it with a tranquilizer gun failed, and it seemed the bull was set to continue its outlaw lifestyle.
But a vodka-grain cocktail was too good for him to resist, and he is now back in captivity. 'Bull whisperer' Werner Dechant has told told how the bull appeared on his farmyard. First he tried to catch the animal with a rope while it was eating grain from a bucket. But the wily bull simply wandered off as soon as he got close.

He said he was too worried for the health of the bull to try a tranquilizer, but thought a bottle of vodka might slow him down. And although the bull gobbled down the mix of grain and vodka, the cocktail was not strong enough to have much effect. So a few nights later Dechant tried again - with two bottles of vodka in the bucket. This did the trick, and he managed to get a rope around the bull's neck and shoo him into a barn. The bull has now been returned to Herr Merz - and will not be allowed out again.
nacktman at 11:57 AM No comments:
Share

Drunk-driving man betrayed by his talking parakeet

A motorist was arrested after his pet parakeet told police that he was drunk. Mr Guillermo "N", 49, was pulled over by traffic officers at a routine alcohol checkpoint in Mexico City last week.
When he got out of his car to be tested, police heard a voice saying "He's drunk, he's drunk." At first, they thought someone else was inside the car.
But when they shone their torch inside the blue Chevy they were stunned to see it was Mr Guillermo's pet bird who was admitting the crime. Reyes failed a breathalyser test and was subsequently arrested.

Animal Surveillance Brigade officers were called to take the bird away while his owner was taken to prison. However, they eventually allowed the bird to accompany Mr Guillermo after he claimed that the bird would die if they were separated.
nacktman at 11:57 AM No comments:
Share

Daily Comic Relief

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/E.o2_YSiCafI79p5AuheXg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9Zml0O2g9MjkzO3E9NzU7dz02MDA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ucomics.com/dp140119.jpg
nacktman at 11:57 AM No comments:
Share

Disliked parrot saved family from fire

A Florida couple is praising their pet parrot for helping them escape an early on Tuesday morning house fire.
Dave Wulff and his fiancée Laurajean Niesel said their Indian Ringneck parrot named Pearly started making a ruckus, waking them from a deep sleep.

Because of the parrot, Niesel said she was able to dial 911 and Fort Lauderdale firefighters were there in minutes. Ironically, Pearly didn’t have many fans in the house before the fire. Laura Jean said his squawking was an annoyance for her family. Instead of an annoyance, it turned into a lifesaver.

YouTube link.
“My children never liked the bird and Dave never liked the bird either. So now, maybe the bird will be in a better light to my family,” Laurajean said. “I’ll be a little more tolerant of it now I guess,” Dave lamented. “Maybe he’ll get an extra piece of cheese or something.” The cause of the fire is under investigation.
nacktman at 11:57 AM No comments:
Share

Snake bit man 45 minutes after he'd chopped it in half

Jake Thomas nearly died after being bitten by a dead snake in a cemetery. He thought there would be no risk of a bite from a red-bellied black snake 45 minutes after cutting it in half. He was wrong. The "dead" snake turned on the 66-year-old and bit him twice on the hand.
Mr Thomas, a volunteer who mows the local cemetery at Werris Creek in New South Wales, Australia, where his daughter Kim is buried, came across the snake during his usual clean-up. It was in a vase on a headstone. Fearful about other people's safety, Mr Thomas cut the snake in half.

He thought the strike had killed the snake, so he left to finish off the rest of the cemetery maintenance. About 45 minutes later he came back to get rid of the snake. "I put my hand in the vase to pick it up and it grabbed on to me even though it was dead," Mr Thomas said. "I pulled my hand out and saw two little marks and knew it had got hold of me."
He was taken to the local hospital before being transferred to nearby Tamworth Hospital, where he was given antivenin and spent two days in intensive care. "My hand swelled up for a week," he said. "I won't be going near a snake dead or not for a long time now." Australian Reptile Park curator Liz Vella said people who killed snakes or came across a dead one should not treat it as though it was dead. Snakes retained their bite reflex and could still be venomous for up to an hour after death.
nacktman at 11:57 AM No comments:
Share

Woman reunited with dog after offering beer and cigarettes as reward

Abigail Miller of Dayton, Ohio put up fliers offering a case of beer and a pack of cigarettes for the return of her lost dog. And it worked. Miller was reunited with her ‘spirit animal’ Zoro on Sunday, 10 days after he escaped from her yard.

A 23-year-old Submarine House employee said one of her frequent customers saw people walking what they said was a dog they found in Dayton’s Oregon District and intended to keep. The man called Miller after seeing a flier she had placed describing the husky and offering the unusual reward. Zoro’s picture and description matched the dog he had seen. She found Zoro at the home the man described.
The Good Samaritan didn’t want the reward, but Miller said she plans to treat him to some food. Miller said Zoro and her other dog escaped through a gate on Jan. 2. She found the other dog, Ajna, at a local animal shelter a few days after the escape, but Zoro was no where to be found. “I was so worried about him,” Miller said.

She posted the fliers about three days after Zoro went missing. Miller said she offered the beer and cigarettes because it was something she could afford and figured it would be an incentive that would attract attention. Miller said she found Zoro at the Montgomery County Animal Resource Center three years ago and immediately bonded with the furry creature she considers a spirit animal. Zoro has an undeniable calming presence, she said.
nacktman at 11:57 AM No comments:
Share

No More Bananas For Monkeys

Monkeys and bananas. It's as natural a pairing as squirrels and nuts or movies and popcorn. Not any more, says one zoo in southwest England. Paignton Zoo in Devon is grabbing bananas out of its monkeys' hands, giving them leafy veggies and sprouts instead.

The zoo says the high calorie and sugar content of bananas grown for human consumption - which are sweeter than those found in the wild - are bad for the monkeys' health and can rot their teeth.
nacktman at 11:57 AM No comments:
Share

School of fish frozen solid following sudden drop in temperature

A sudden drop in temperature in northern Norway froze a school of fish solid as they tried to escape en masse from a bay.

Ingolf Kristiansen was out for a walk with Anton, his miniature schnauzer, when he came across the school of saithe, a type of fish belonging to the cod family, frozen beneath the ice.
"I've never seen anything like it. It has not happened before here as far as I know," he said.

"A temperature of minus 7.8 degrees, combined with an east wind, made the bay freeze in a very short time. The saithe had been chased to the shore by cormorants, and apparently were not able to get out to the open sea again."
nacktman at 11:56 AM No comments:
Share

Animal Pictures

The West Africa Black Rhino has been officially declared extinct
nacktman at 11:56 AM No comments:
Share
‹
›
Home
View web version

About Me

My photo
nacktman
Communing with the Gods in the Lake Norman Area or Mars (depending on who you ask)., United States
I am a real Renassiance man in the ... (Hey, what century is this again, anyway?)
View my complete profile
Powered by Blogger.