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HOW TO GIVE THE CAT A BATH
(In TEN easy steps)

Step One: Lift both lids and place liquid soap in toilet.

Step Two: Locate cat and soothe cat as you transport him to toilet.

Step Three: Place cat into toilet closing both lids.

Step Four: Stand on toilet to prevent cat from exiting toilet prematurely.

Step Five: Allow ten minutes for cat to self agitate giving rise to the appropriate amount of suds.

Step Six: Flush Toilet three(3) times to complete cycle and form a powerful vaccum rinse.

Step Seven: Open door to exterior.

Step Eight: Stand as far away as possible from toilet.

Step Nine: Lift both toilet lids completely.

Step Ten: Allow the cat to rocket out of toilet and out the door where he will air dry.

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