"According to expense reports, Sarah Palin charged the state of Alaska over $21,000 for her children to travel with her on official business.
In fairness to Governor Palin, when she leaves them home alone, they get pregnant."
~ Seth Meyers, SNL
"It turns out the highest-paid person in the McCain campaign is Palin's makeup artist.
I'm not kidding.
The highest-paid person, she flies to every city where Palin appears.
And McCain? He just gets the local gal who does the funeral home."
~ Bill Maher
I'm not kidding.
The highest-paid person, she flies to every city where Palin appears.
And McCain? He just gets the local gal who does the funeral home."
~ Bill Maher
"Sarah Palin says the election is in God's hands now.
Isn't that what you say to a prisoner who's about to be executed?"
~ Jimmy Kimmel
Isn't that what you say to a prisoner who's about to be executed?"
~ Jimmy Kimmel
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