Meatball marijuana? Ex-cop claims wife secretly fed him pot

From the "Yeah, right" Department:
Ex-cop claims wife secretly fed him pot

A former New York City counterterrorism detective who says he was unfairly fired as a result of a failed drug test he blamed on his wife's marijuana-spiked meatballs has lost a court bid to get his job back.

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