Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

It's not even close to being gone yet -- that wild, reckless energy circulating in the heavens above you. 

But you definitely have a handle on it. 

So when one last haphazard event comes along, instead of getting upset about it, you'll get through it with a genuine smile on your face. 

And if anyone asks, you'll have to admit you really were looking forward to a little bit more excitement. 

More excitement!?!