Monday, March 15, 2010

Defining Terms

From the modern dictionary :

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing
in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where some women go to dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they
are dead.


COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MYTH: A female moth.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all.

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