Monday, December 6, 2010

A Fundie’s Worst Nightmare

I saw this article about a gay abortion doctor in Canada: A young abortion doctor's dilemma.

That got me thinking.
Describe the worst possible person from the perspective of a fundamentalist christian.
This person, by all normal standards would be a fine upstanding person, but the fundies would hate him.

Here's what I came up with:
A gay Hispanic abortion doctor who's an atheist and teaches evolution on the side. This person never served in the military, doesn't own a gun, and makes a lot of money -- but wouldn't object to having his taxes increased. He voted for Obama, supports national health care, and at the end of the year wishes people a "happy holiday." And he buys beer on Sunday.

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