Chavez says capitalism may have ended life on Mars

From the "One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest" Department:

Chavez says capitalism may have ended life on Mars 

Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.

While he may have a point - look at what it's done to this planet thus far - it is a bit too far fetched and not that his espoused method of economics is all that either.