Hurricane Isaac heads towards repugican cabal

Because, as you know,  weather has a liberal bias

I'm not worried. The repugican party doesn't believe in science, so how can something you don't believe in hurt you?

The repugicans can just pass a platform plank saying Isaac doesn't exist.

(Interestingly, a hurricane also caused problems for the repugican cabal  in 2008.  But then again everyone knows the weather has a liberal bias.)