The shrub Knew He Was Too Stupid to Keep the CIA's Torture Secrets

by Taylor Berman

Buried among more disturbing revelations in the Senate Intelligence Committee's new report on CIA's torture programs is this darkly hilarious tidbit: the shrub asked not to be told the locations of CIA detention facilities because he was worried he'd "accidentally disclose" the secret intel.
The shrub's self-awareness of his own idiocy was revealed in May 2004, during a presentation about the CIA's torture program.
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