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Monday, November 16, 2015
Fifteen Non-Sexual Uses For Condoms
Some
guys stockpile condoms when they're sexually active, convincing
themselves they'll need to have hundreds of condoms on hand when they
could easily get by with a half dozen.
Soon their bedside drawer
is overflowing with safe sex products, and the time comes to thin out
the "collection" before it scares away potential partners. But what's a
guy to do with all those extra condoms?
He
could donate them to a friend's cause, or he could do something fun
with them like use them as an improvised fishing bobber, take them on a
camping trip and use them to start a fire, or fill them with flour and
put them to use as a stress balloon.
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