86-Year Old Woman Fights off Mugger with Bacon

The Greater Manchester Police Trafford South (UK) reports that yesterday, a man attacked an 86-year old woman in a grocery store and demanded her money. She refused and instead pulled a package of bacon out of her shopping cart, then beat him over the head with it. The police state on Facebook that:

The offender then retreated and made off from the supermarket. #‎BeatOffWithBacon

Oh, bacon: is there anything you can't do?