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Friday, November 18, 2016

Man squirted body spray into his mouth during DUI stop

Police in Rock Hill, South Carolina, have charged a man with DUI after they said he swerved all over the road before he squired body spray into his mouth. According to a police report, just after midnight on Monday morning, an officer spotted Patrick Butler driving a silver Nissan Frontier erratically. Butler swerved to avoid a curb and also crossed the center line several times, police allege.
The officer pulled the Nissan over and when he walked up to the vehicle, he watched Butler spray AXE body spray into his mouth. When the officer asked him why he was doing that, Butler said he was spraying himself from head to toe.
According to the report, Butler's eyes were bloodshot and glossy and he told the officer that he was driving back from Columbia, where he had two beers and a shot of Jack Daniels while watching football. Police said Butler failed the field sobriety tests and was arrested and charged with DUI.

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