What would happen if…

... you bought 25 bottles of NyQuil?
... you drank seawater?
... if doctors were car mechanics?
... you put your car in reverse while driving?
... you ran over a ninja?
… your town got nuked?
… real life was like Twitter?
… we didn’t have a moon?
… there were no mosquitoes? 
… time travel became real?
… there was no dust?
… computers made our food?
… you farted in a space suit?
… Google would break?
… I would dig a tunnel through the Earth and jumped in it?
… I ate myself?
… you put your hand in the Large Hadron Collider?
… there was no sun?
… everyone had superpowers?
… you drank 13 beers while running a marathon?
… the post office had competition?
… if you ate one of those silica gel packets?