Here are a few answers:
- I heard a girl says “I’m going out on a limp here”.
- My wife once said something about the our cats not being able to pick something up because they lacked disposable thumbs.
- For all intensive purposes
- Be more Pacific.
- I returned a call to a claims adjuster, to receive her voicemail greeting that said she was in the office from 8 AM to 5:00 PM, specific time.
- “I really enjoy your self-defecating humor.”
- It’s a “mute” point vs “moot”. Drives me insane.
- I never knew my dad was saying “up and at ‘em” as opposed to “up and atom”.
- Labtop
- “I did a complete 360 and turned my life around”
- “expecially”. Ugh.
- “ex cetera”
- “Take it for granite.”
- Happy Valentime’s
- irregardless of the facts
- I said “play it by year” for, well, years.
- “Li-berry” instead of “library”
- Fustrated
- “supposably”
- A co-worker told me “I am not very computer sassy”.
- Old timers instead of Alzheimer’s.
- Or All timers.
- People using the phrase “I literally” figuratively. Ex: I literally died laughing
- I had a friend who thought the song was Ducks in the Wind.
- On accident.
- nukular
- I could care less.
- Wheelbarrel. 30 minute argument at work over barrel/barrow. 4 took the side of barrel, 10 on the side of barrow.
- “Each one worse than the next,” as opposed to “Each one worse than the last.”
- Warshington! THERE IS NO ‘R’ IN WASHINGTON!
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