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The place where the world comes together in honesty and mirth.
Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Saturday, July 7, 2007

The Old Fart

Spent some time today with the 'Old Fart', well it was his 79th birthday today.
And to think he claims to be my father.
I was good to see mom though.
The day was dampened by the news that some crazy bitch pulled in front of my little brother forcing him to hit her then driving off with him sitting in a totaled car. Luckily for him another fellow was able to get her tag number so by now she's behind bars (my brother's wife's brother is a detective for the police department so expediting the investigation was not a worry).

Why do some think they can cause automobile wrecks and 'walk' away from them?

But what is so 'funny' about this wreck is that it happened within 100 yards from where he was hit a while back by another crazy bitch pulling out in front of him (and driving off), when he was driving the car he had before that wreck 'bought' him the car he was driving today.
It is on the most direct route from his home to our parents home, but maybe he ought to go by a less direct route from now on!

Night Funny

Some things that cost $5.00 to buy several years ago now cost $10.00 just to repair!

The Shrub can't handle Pelosi and Reid


The shrub is having difficulties dealing with Pelosi and Reid.
He isn't used to real human beings standing up and saying what they think, much less standing up to him to tell him he's wrong.

Tough nuggies!

The real world is out there, not that the shrub will ever exist in it, but it is there and the rest of us live there.

Of course the 'error' in the minds of Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Reid is that they think they are members of the government of this nation and on equal footing with the shrub, au contarie, they are beneath the cabal and not part of the government at all ... the elected representatives of the people have no place in the 'cabal's' government.

Reality can be a bitch and the shrub is beginning to feel the black eye and pain from the punches he got last November to the face(ego), and the body punches since ... granted those body punches hav been a bit light but with the 'Scooter' Libbey debacle those body punches will be light no longer.

Troglodytes

A forum I post on seems inundated regularly with Troglodytes. Where do these low brow throwbacks come from anyway? I didn't think there are that many rocks under which they could hatch.

These 'people' are 100% from the political right so it begs the question ... Is the mindset of those of the right so perverted that reason and evidence can make no appearance or alter that mindset?

Selfish, overbearing, controlling, reactionary, hating, discriminating, racist, intolerant, phobic in general, paranoid (in some cases extremely paranoid), non-accepting of: change, difference, new ideas, other cultures - all and more are descriptive of these 'people' ... it is a very sad state of affairs when that list is your redeeming qualities.

These individuals (a misnomer, as they flock en masse - individual thought is forbidden and unthinkable), raise a hew and a cry claiming to be "conservatives". But they are nothing of the sort. They are Fascists/Nazis.

Real conservatives are now Liberals. Just listen to Jack Cafferty and James Kirkpatrick when they speak these days to see what I mean. Of course, this means that they and others like them can no longer be considered on the 'right' of the political spectrum.

(man, the center is getting crowded!)

Hot Days of Summer


Now that the hot days of summer are here the ladies of the household are spending more time in the pool.
It's hard enough to keep them in clothes anyway but now it's nigh on to impossible. Not that it is of any concern around here as this is a Naturist home anyway.
Right now there are eight people in the pool - wives, daughters, grandchildren and a neighbor or two - and only one is wearing anything ... her wedding ring.
Below is a photo of one of the ladies hanging around the pool.

You just gotta love summer!


Back to School

I know times have changed since I was in school, but it kind of worries me about the state of affairs in our schools today when I see the signs for stores like this advertising their "Back-To-School Sale"

Morning Funny

A Will is a dead giveaway.