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Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Sunday, August 5, 2007

Poem

ZEN

The poetry of Zen
is answered with in.
Flowers bloom from the decay
brightening any spring day.
Answers long sought
come without a thought.
Birds sing in the sky
lifting the spirit high.
Reborn unto the Dream.
Bathed in the Light's beam.
Alive to live again
so far away from the pain.
Yesterday has gone away
leaving only this first day.

*****

(Another selection from my book Through Different Eyes)

Fortune Cookie Say ...

Fortune Cookie say ...

"Your charming smile is attracting everyone around you."

Cool, now I can finally say I have a 'butt-load of friends' because everyone is attracted to my smile!

And I Quote

In a vain man, the smallest spark may kindle into the greatest flame, because the materials are always prepared for it.

~ Homer

1001 Uses For Duct Tape

From the 1001 uses for Duct Tape files
(None of which are actually Ductworks which it is absolutely no good for.)
Number 387Taping your tits down so they won't 'pop up and out' of that low cut black dress you're wearing to the club tonight!

Overlooked Brilliant Ideas

Paradise Revealed

Utility is having one phone.
Luxury is having two phones.
Paradise is having no phones!

Wild Women Redeaux

The Mrs., came back early yesterday and was the spoiler for Mac Duff's plans for a wild hedonistic weekend. He was out of his mind with joy though ... his favorite left breast was back and he spent the entire afternoon and evening laying on it. Daddy's crook of the arm just wasn't cutting it for him any more.

So it ended up just me and the Labs heading to the river to 'hoot and hollar' at all the women there like idiots ... with momma and Mac Duff in tow. We found a spot under the trees and settled in whereupon I promptly fell asleep and the dogs went in the river and played with several young ladies there or at least the Mrs., said they did, I was snoring.

It was bloody hot and humid in the sun but under the trees when the breeze picked up it was cool enough. A couple of our neighbors had come down as well as I slept and I woke to see Seamus, Angus and their dogs (Labs too), Lady and Raven staring at me wanting me up and playing with them. Have you ever been 'attacked' by four soaking wet Labs wanting to play ... it is an experience, I tell you. So off the the water we went, Mac Duff trailing behind us during one of the brief moments he wasn't glued to his momma's left breast.

All in all it was a fun afternoon.

Forum Down?

Checking in with the forums I keep up with it seems that Clothes Free is down for some reason. It seems to be down a lot lately.

Over at the leather forum (for toolers not fetishists) things are hopping as they idea of using leather to act as a spring is being discussed right now.

Naturist Family is going strong and so is Cyndiann's forum.

All the gardening forums are humming along as are the dog forums.

Not to mention the political and news forums.

But the really busy ones right now is the ones dealing with the Renaissance Faires.