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Friday, April 17, 2009

We interrupt this blog

We interrupt this blog for the Celidh this evening (as if we hadn't already it started at 6, well noon if you must know) and for the Games over the next two days.

Updates will be erratic (hopefully rational but with we Scots and Celidhs who can tell) for the duration of the games.

There are only so many Cabers to turn and Stones to throw. Then again making the English wet their pants seeing so many Scots in their Clan Tartans and naked steel in their hands always fills the hours.

For those how aren't in the know ... a Celidh [said Kay-Lee] is one hell of a party and if you have never been to one you have never been to a party!

Cybercriminals' new trick: Smishing

Cybercriminals' new trick: SmishingEmail spam is being blocked in record numbers, but scammers are now striking cell phones.

Smishing

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Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds


The Beatles in a scene from their film "Yellow Submarine".

Council uses cows to discourage bikers

A council has unveiled its new weapon in the battle against anti-social behavior - a herd of cows.

Man arrested for DWI hours after DWI sentencing

Houston ... we have a problem.

A Texas man was arrested and booked with second-offense driving while intoxicated only hours after he left a court for sentencing for an earlier DWI conviction.

Full Story

Woman gets shot in head, but makes tea

Don't mess with our Southern Womenfolk!
They's is genteel, but they's tougher than nails!
Also she would have never heard the end of it, if she didn't offer her guests tea!

A Mississippi woman who was shot in the head not only survived but made herself tea and offered an astonished deputy something to drink, authorities said Friday.

Full Story

Stolen library book returned after 145 years

A book pilfered by a union soldier during the War of Northern Aggression is back on the shelves.

Stolen library book returned after 145 years

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Mystery behind big donations unsettles schools

Mystery behind big donations unsettles schools At least 9 universities have received millions in anonymous donations — with a suspicious catch.

Mystery behind big donations

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Paper or plastic?

Paper or plastic? Answer might not matterDon't stress about these three classic "green" choices because they might not make much of a difference.

Answer might not matter

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Three new tactics to help land a job

These creative approaches can pay off even when opportunities are hard to find.

Tactics to find a new job

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Texas secession talk sparks uproar

Texas secession talk sparks uproarGovernor Rick Perry's comments about the idea of the state breaking away from the union have enraged some Democratic lawmakers. (and every true American as well)

Secession talk sparks uproar

Secret song by suddenly famous singer found

Secret song by suddenly famous singer foundThis decade-old recording by Susan Boyle may be even more impressive than her star-making rendition of "I Dream a Dream."

Secret song by suddenly famous singer found

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Hey Jude


The Beatles

Greenhouse gases hurt health

EPA: Greenhouse gases hurt healthThe ruling leaves environmental activists jubilant and industry leaders wary about future regulations.

EPA: Greenhouse gases hurt health

Food swaps could add years to your life

8 food swaps could add years to your lifeThese simple switches may help you lose weight and live a long and healthy life.

8 food swaps could add years to your life

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Canada's Boreal Caribou Herds are Dying Off

From Treehugger:

caribou photo

Reports Says Better Habitat Protection is Required

Environment Canada released a report (six months after it was finalized by scientists, thanks to the Conservative federal government): "The study concludes 29 of the 57 remaining herds of boreal caribou are not self-sustaining. Several are at risk in northern Alberta and Saskatchewan, where logging, mining and energy development has been booming in the last decade." Will the government do something? Probably not. It went to the trouble of adding a preface to the 254-page report saying it's not detailed enough to "identify critical habitat" to protect...

Article continues: Study Says Canada's Boreal Caribou Herds are Dying Off

Man assaulted by police during G20 died from internal bleeding, not heart-attack

Ian Tomlinson, the man shortly after an unprovoked attack by a police officer during London's G20 demonstration, did not die of a heart-attack, as was previously thought.

A new postmortem shows that Tomlinson died of abdominal bleeding after the attack by the police-officer.

Tomlinson was not a demonstrator -- he was a passer-by on the way home.
The Coroner's statement said the second post-mortem's conclusions were provisional.

In its statement, the Coroner's Court said that the inquest had looked at the first post-mortem carried out after Mr Tomlinson collapsed and died on the evening of 1 April.

That examination, carried out by Dr Freddy Patel, concluded that Mr Tomlinson had diseased heart and liver and a substantial amount of blood in the abdominal cavity.

"His provisional interpretation of his findings was that the cause of death was coronary artery disease," said the statement.

"A subsequent post-mortem examination was conducted by another consultant forensic pathologist, Dr Nat Cary, instructed by the IPCC and by solicitors acting for the family of the late Mr Tomlinson.

By Definition ...

"Teabagging": the act of dragging your testicles across your partner's forehead. In the UK it is dipping your testicles in your partner's mouth.

Now you know what the wing-nuts are ranting about.

Can scavenger was a multi-millionaire

"Tin-Can" Curt Degerman, a well-know aluminum can scavenger in the Swedish town of Skellefteå, was apparently a multi-millionaire when he died last year. He was very thrifty and a very shrewd investor, to say the least.

From Sweden's The Local:
“He went to the library every day because he didn’t buy newspapers. There he read [Swedish business daily] Dagens Industri,” a cousin (of Degerman told the Expressen newspaper).

“He knew stocks inside and out.”

And Tin-Can Curt used that investing know-how to turn the modest deposits he collected from returning empty cans into mutual funds worth more than 8 million kronor.

In addition, he had purchased 124 gold bars currently valued at 2.6 million kronor and had nearly 47,000 kronor in the bank.

Tin-Can Curt also owned his own home, which was found to have 3,000 kronor in loose change, bringing the total value of his estate to 12,005,877 kronor.

The diagnosis? Fir on the lung



Here is a television news story about Artyom Sidorkin, the Russian gentleman who recently had a two-inch live Fir tree removed from his lung where it had taken root.

To find out more on his story, see The diagnosis? Fir on the lung.

Asteroids won't raise killer waves

The monster waves created by an small asteroid impact would break before they reached land, but you still wouldn't want to be near one when it hit (Image: Stocktrek Images / Getty)

New simulations suggest the monster waves created by an small asteroid impact would break before they reached land, but you still wouldn't want to be near one when it hit.

Asteroids won't raise killer waves - but mind the splash

Polar 'bugs' may explain how life survived snowball Earth

Microbes have been trapped in an icy capsule cut off from the world beneath this glacier for more than 1.5 million years. In the summer a gush of water dyed red from the iron compounds trapped with them manages to escape (Image: Benjamin Urmston/Science)

The secret to how life endured the period when glaciers reached the equator may be hidden in the bacteria living beneath an Antarctic glacier.

Polar 'bugs' may explain how life survived snowball Earth

The secret landscapes of stone

Check this out:
Richard Weston's dazzling images of crystals and minerals reveal the intricacies of their structures in unprecedented detail.

The secret landscapes of stone

Titanium reveals explosive origins of the solar system

The same ratio of two varieties of titanium has been found in a range of meteorites, hinting that the cloud of gas and dust that formed the solar system was well-mixed before the first solids formed (Illustration: NASA)

The solar system was born out of a well-mixed blend of debris from two different types of stellar explosion, a new meteorite study suggests.

Titanium reveals explosive origins of the solar system

Could it be?

From BBC-Science:

On the Archaeology Front ...
Bust of Cleopatra recently found at Taposiris Magna Dig may reveal tomb of doomed lovers Anthony and Cleopatra

West Africa faces 'megadroughts'

From BBC-Science:
Drip from pipe Droughts lasting centuries occur regularly in West Africa, scientists find - and another one is coming, climate change or not.

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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Hold on to your convictions and maintain your individuality.

Will do.