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Friday, December 4, 2009

Holiday gift ideas under $20

Holiday gift ideas under $20

Spread holiday cheer without breaking the bank with these budget-friendly presents.

Best cars of the year

Report names best cars of the year

A sleek Porsche and the flexible Honda Fit are among a magazine's 10 greatest 2010 models. »

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Wild year

Phoney ad, balloon hoax, false guests

The Salahis crashed the White House, but don't forget the balloon hoax or the digitally altered model.

White House briefing turns tense after insult

White House briefing turns tense after insult

An exchange between Robert Gibbs and a reporter over an Obama staffer takes an ugly turn.

Should you buy a laptop or a netbook?

Should you buy a laptop or a netbook?

You can get a netbook for as low as $319, but a full-featured laptop can be had for only a bit more.

Funny answer to neighbor's lights

Funny answer to neighbor's lights

Dave Nosek couldn't top the intricate decorations next door, so he got witty instead.

Irish Nuns Pay $193M For Child Abuse

Irish nuns are offering $193 million dollars to compensate for years of child abuse in its schools and orphanages.

Irish Nuns Pay $193M For Child Abuse

Man Denied Entry To China Lives In Airport

A Chinese citizen denied entry into China eight times says he will live in Tokyo's Narita Airport until his country allows him to go home.

Man Denied Entry To China Lives In Airport

Fire in Russian nightclub kills at least 101

At least 101 people were killed and 140 injured on Friday when hundreds of people stampeded out of a packed Russian nightclub after fireworks sparked a blaze, the Emergencies Ministry said.

Fire in Russian nightclub kills at least 101

Taxpayers will pay to have neo-Nazi's tattoos covered by cosmetologist each day of his murder trial

Taxpayers will foot the bill for a makeup artist to cover up some potentially offensive tattoos on the face and neck of a neo-Nazi during his murder trial slated for next week.

Taxpayers will pay to have neo-Nazi's tattoos covered by cosmetologist each day of his murder trial

Why you should wait to buy a house

Why you should wait to buy a house

Despite historically low mortgage rates and big tax incentives, one expert says there's no rush to buy.

Quick-thinking boy saves father's life

Quick-thinking boy saves father's life

Daniel Marsh becomes an unlikely hero after his dad suffers a heart attack while driving.

Why you don't need a TV to watch TV

Why you don't need a TV to watch TV

As online viewing options expand, some consumers may ditch their televisions for good.

Inexpensive ways to jazz up a party

Inexpensive ways to jazz up a party

These little touches can make your next gathering a fun and memorable one.

FBI agent is most-feared man on Wall Street

FBI agent is most-feared man on Wall Street

The man who led Bernie Madoff and Raj Rajaratnam into custody may be gearing up to strike again.

Jobless rate hides harsh reality

Analysis: Jobless rate hides harsh reality

The economy may be in worse shape than the unemployment rate's recent dip indicates.

Incredible perks for super-elite fliers

Incredible perks for super-elite fliers

Some airlines maintain secretive, invitation-only programs for their very best customers.

U.S. gets its first World Cup opponent

U.S. gets its first World Cup opponent

The United States soccer team will open World Cup play with a game against England.

How two planes almost collided

How two planes almost collided

The FAA confirms reports that two jets came "within a blink of an eye" of colliding last week.

Dog 'fired' from his convenience store job

Dog 'fired' from his convenience store job

Cody's stint greeting customers at a Florida mini-mart comes to an abrupt end.

Myths about pasta debunked

5 myths about pasta debunked

Avoiding these common misconceptions will put you on the path to perfect pasta.

10 million Slim-Fast drinks recalled

10 million Slim-Fast drinks recalled

All Slim-Fast products sold in cans are recalled due to the possibility of contamination.

Amanda Knox sentenced to 26 years

Amanda Knox sentenced to 26 years

The American student is found guilty of murder in Italy after a trial that sparked fierce debate.

Aetna to force 600,000 to lose health insurance in order to up their profits

This should provide more fuel for a robust public option that covers everybody. But it likely won't. At the very least, the health care reform legislation should be amended so that it goes into effect immediately, rather than in four years - that way this kind of abuse can be stopped now. That is, provided that Lieberman, Bayh, Nelson, Snowe, Landrieu, Baucus, the Blue Dogs, don't complain.

Ancient Volcano's Devastating Effects Confirmed

A massive volcanic eruption that occurred in the distant past may have pushed humans to the brink of extinction.

True, so true

The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.

~ Charles Luckman

And I Quote

Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.

~ Mark Twain

Daily Funny

Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?

Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been colored in yet.

Japanese whaling season might be a little different this year

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy


This boat is bound to change the game a wee bit this season.

Recent Samoan tsunami was up to 46 feet high

Hard to imagine how anything could have survived such a hit.
The massive waves that struck Samoa, American Samoa and Tonga totally destroyed traditional wooden buildings, many of them singly story, along the coast while reinforced concrete buildings sustained only minor damage, said Stefan Reese, a risk engineer with New Zealand's National Institute of Water and Atmospheric Research.

The waves were up to 46 feet (14 meters) high, Reese told The Associated Press. The scientists measured watermarks on buildings and trees to help confirm the height of the waves.

"In some areas there was virtually nothing left" after the waves reached up to 765 yards (700 meters) inland, Reese said.

Why food packages have air to spare

Why food packages have air to spare

Many companies purposely sell their products in large packages with extra space.

Study reveals the angriest Americans

And yes it is the repugican wingnuts.

Study reveals the angriest Americans

People in one group in the U.S. experience all forms of anger more frequently than anyone else.

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Unemployment rate falls to 10% in November

The unemployment rate unexpectedly fell to 10% in November as employers cut the smallest number of jobs since the recession began.

Unemployment rate falls to 10% in November

Australian dives face-first into deadly jellyfish

A man who dove face-first into an extremely venomous, peanut-sized jellyfish in the waters off northeast Australia was flown to a hospital intensive care unit, officials said Friday.

Indiana teen charged with murder in brother's death

An Indiana prosecutor says a 17-year-old charged with murder in the strangulation death of his 10-year-old brother had fantasized about killing someone.

Dearborn-Ohio County Prosecutor Aaron Negangard says Andrew Conley of Rising Sun has been charged as an adult and will have an initial hearing Friday.

Indiana teen charged with murder in brother's death

Mexico City police free 107 'slave workers'

Mexico City police on Thursday freed 107 people who were forced to work under slave-like conditions in a clandestine factory making shopping bags and clothing clasps, authorities said.

Mexico City police free 107 'slave workers'

From Ford ... in Europe


74.5 miles per gallon or 3.8 litres/100 km. (62 mpg US).

Available in January 2010.

Not available in North America ... ever.

Why?

Because the Europeans got tough with their auto makers.

More here.

It should be added, (because you're not mad enough already), that this vehicle is NOT new technology.
It is powered by a good old fashioned, inefficient, internal combustion engine.
All they did was tweak it and add a regenerative braking system.

The U.S. city with 30% unemployment

The U.S. city with 30% unemployment

In the nation's worst city for joblessness, even hardened locals are surprised.

Suicide attackers kill 42 at Pakistan mosque

Suicide attackers stormed a mosque close to Pakistan's army headquarters, killing 42 people during Friday prayers as they sprayed gunfire at worshipers and threw grenades before blowing themselves up, officials said.

Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is:

National Dice Day

and

National Cookie Day

Daily Almanac

Today is Friday, Dec. 4, the 338th day of 2009.

There are 27 days left in the year.

Today In History December 4

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

London, England, United Kingdom
Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Essen, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Markham, Ontario, Canada
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Vilnius, Vilnaius Apskritis, Lithuania
Manchester, England, United Kingdom
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Yeovil, England, United Kingdom

as well as Belgium, Czech Republic, Singapore, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You effortlessly see both sides of a question today.
Consequently, you have no trouble making decisions as circumstances demand and no problem explaining the reasons behind your conclusions.
The best part is you don't feel the least bit of hesitation or ambivalence; the right choice seems so obvious.
Others respect your integrity and fairness, so they accept your conclusions without protest.

They always do.