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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

This Just In!

This just in -

From the News Desk:

Apparently John McPain invented the Blackberry!

According to his campaign McPain is responsible for the Blackberry - that device that all the 'Yuppies' of today must have to survive.

Who knew?

Yeah, Right and the moon really is made of green cheese!

As of this moment ...

Just in case you've forgotten with all the attempts at diversion the repugicans are pulling

As of this moment ...

4157 Brave men and women are dead!


"... In the morning they return with tears in their eyes.
The stench of death drifts up to the skies.
A young soldier so ill looks at the sky pilot -
Remembers the words ... 'Thou Shalt Not Kill!' ..."

Support our troops ... Bring them home, now!

Sandwich bag has fake mold printed on it to discourage thieves

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Got any 'lunch thieves' at your work or school?



This little device just might keep your lunch safe from sticky fingers.

Anti-Theft Lunch Bag

That's one way to do it

A New York man reporting for jury duty has been taken into custody after a records check revealed he's wanted in Ohio.

James Geiger, of Sciopo, N.Y., reported Tuesday to the Cayuga County Court for grand jury duty and indicated on jury forms that he had been convicted of a felony in Ohio.

(A felony conviction disqualifies a person from serving on a jury.)

Court officials contacted Ohio authorities, who said Geiger was wanted on larceny and welfare fraud charges.

But Geiger told a judge in New York that he's not the man in the Ohio case.

The judge set cash bail at $500 and adjourned the case until Oct. 21.

Obama's plan is better

The big threat to growth in the next decade is not oil or food prices, but the rising cost of health care. The doubling of health insurance premiums since 2000 makes employers choose between cutting benefits and hiring fewer workers.

Obama's plan is better.

Read the entire WSJ article here.

American Indian Proverb.

Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.

American Indian Proverb.

A good one

The longest word in the English language is the one that follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'.
~ Hal Eaton

It's the economy. stupid



Yep, it's all about the economy!

Posterior Unination and Rectal Intrusion

Go ahead piss down their backs and tell'em it's raining - they'll believe you!

I was just reading a series of posts on a economic forum that has seen some Doozies posted by the wing-nuts but today's latest is truly off the charts.

To wit:

Since the avalanche began (which started about 30 years ago and built up to the massive slide we are witnessing now) to show itself to everyone - even the blind, deaf and dumb, or so one would think - there have been several posts made citing non-partisan sources (many from non-US entities) and poofs in the actual numbers as to how bad it really is and it is not going to get better for at least a decade to which the wing-nuts have responded in true ditto-head fashion that everything is hunky dory and it is the Liberals and the Liberal Media just trying to scare everyone into blaming them for the mess that they say doesn't exist.

Talk about denial!

The 'mess' is very real and worse than most could imagine and getting even more worse by the second. And whether they like it or not the wing-nuts are directly responsible for the 'mess' and all their denials of it won't change that.

They are just too numb in the posterior to feel the buttfu_king the rest of us have been feeling for years.

But this past weekend the old adage 'what goes around, comes around' came around to shove itself up the rectal orifices of those that have been doing the buttfu_cking and they were bereft of Vasoline when it happened just as the rest of us have been all these years and that numbness mentioned earlier is beginning to wear off.

Man with 86 wives arrested

Police in northern Nigeria have arrested a Muslim preacher who claims 86 wives and 107 children, charging him with breaking Islamic laws governing marriage.

Authorities detained Mohammed Bello Masaba, 84, on Monday after an order from northern Niger state's Islamic court, according to police spokesman Richard Oguche.

The preacher was charged with "infringing on Islamic laws," Oguche said.

It was unclear when the man would appear before the court, or what the potential punishment could be.

Muslim principles forbid men to take more than four wives.

Around half of Nigeria's 140 million people are Muslim, and Niger was one of twelve majority-Muslim states that adopted the Islamic Sharia criminal code after Nigeria returned to civilian rule in 1999.

The move sparked religious riots throughout the country that left thousands dead.

Home-Brewed Biodiesel Goes Prime-Time

Home-brewed biodiesel may be ready to move from your neighbor’s garage to prime time. No longer is the practice limited to a few mechanically inclined hippies with old converted electric water heaters. Now anyone can order up their own bio-brew kit online.

“We are testing some products now to make sure they work at the level of quality our customers expect,” said Go Green Home Stores spokesman Dennis Healy. “We’re really looking forward to having these products in our store.”

And Go Green’s interest in mass-marketing a processor comes on the heels of a decision earlier this year by Northern Tool, the Sears of professional-grade tools, to put biodiesel processors for home brewers in its catalog, for $3,000 to $13,500.

The Collective Biodiesel Project estimates that home brewers, who filter used vegetable oil from restaurants and then mix it with lye and methanol to create their own biodiesel, produced 450 million gallons of fuel last year. Some brewers say they got tired of waiting for alternatives to petroleum to come from big biz and set out to change their own habits.

Full Story @ Wired