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Friday, July 13, 2007

Night Funny

Marriage changes passion.

Suddenly, you're in bed with a relative!

Battling the Police

O.K., why is it that our servicemen and women are in firefights with the Iraqi Police?
And why is it we aren't hearing about it?

Could it be ... that we shouldn't be there in the first place ... naw, that can't be it.

Earlier today U.S. troops engaged in battle with Iraqi police, leaving 6 "policemen" dead and 7 of the "gunmen" who had joined the police in the battle against the troops dead ... no word on any U.S. losses.

Hell it's a damned miracle we even heard about the firefight and if "we" didn't have sources other than the domestic media we wouldn't have.

The Iraqi Police are our "friends" right?

And I Quote

Holmes On Homes


Don't know about you but I can't stand Television for the most part but right now I'd have to say one of my favorite shows is on HGTV and Discovery/Home and that is Holmes On Homes.

Mike Holmes (pictured), is the uber-contractor that comes to the rescue of homeowners taken advantage of by other less than honest contractors and from the naive, but understandable mishaps of the homeowners themselves.

His quote, "We'll make it right.", is what first drew my attention while on vacation at a B&B in Canada (he's Canadian, BTW) as the Mrs., and I channel surfed before bed one evening. I have hardly missed a show since.

This throwback (and he shouldn't have to be thought of that way, but that's for another posting), to the days of doing it right the first time and doing well and going to the point of making "right" is breath of fresh air in the world for me (being a somewhat smaller scale contractor for years myself - more of a hobby and to help out friends and neighbors - I had begun to think I was the only "Throwback" left), as so many "quick-fix" artists who don't fix anything and in fact usually make things worse are out there to "rob you blind" if you let them and you/we let them time and time again.

I highly recommend that you check the local TV schedule for Holmes On Homes and catch a few shows ... it will make you believe again. I know it's TV, but it still can be useful for more than a plant stand occasionally. O.K., rarely but still occasionally.

National Nude Recreation Weekend


Don't forget this is National Nude Recreation Weekend July 13 - 15, 2007.

Following National Nude Recreational Week as it does during the second full week of July every year.

So get out and have some fun and relax the Nature intended for you to. Hike, camp, hit the beach or whatever you like to do just do it nude!

And you can also live your life naturally everyday as the picture shows. I'll let you in on a little secret more people live nude than you think.

Bollards

It seems that some people (if we can call them that), in a small town the state of Washington have minds in the gutter and on their crotches as they have complained that traffic bollards such as the one depicted here are offensive, saying they remind them of an erect penis.

You know, as a healthy, well adjusted adult equating a traffic bollard like the one in the photo with an erect penis didn't even make the top 100 billion things I could have equated it to.

How sick and twisted do you have to be in order to see a "hard-on" when looking at a traffic bollard anyway?

It is things like this that make me and an awful lot of others say "Hey you, Dumbass! Get a LIFE!"

Surpising Statistic

Here's a "surprising" statistic given the play the 'Workers don't like their boss' gets in comedies and movies in general.

According to a recent study in the US the number of workers that actually like their boss is 58%.

But that still leaves the remaining 42%!

Morning Funny

Sushi is popular today, but it's nothing new.

Years ago we called it bait.