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Monday, July 20, 2009

Wing Nuttery

Wing-nuts keep on yammering

"I don't think she quit." — John McCain on Sarah Palin
What is it about the words 'I' and 'Quit' are you having trouble understanding there McPain?

Gingrich proposes toppling the Iranian government by provoking a gas crisis through covert 'sabotage'
Still off your Meds there, Newt?!

Thomas Jefferson hated the Theory of Evolution he'd never heard of
This one is a hoot!
First ... he would have embraced the Theory of Evolution - as he loved science and detested religion.
Second ... he died decades before the concept of the theory was even a twinkle in Darwin's eye, much less a published work.

Wing nut stupidity shines through again!

Tell us something we don't know

A study reveals what everyone who's ever held a job knows: Pricks are likely to become managers, while nice people aren't.

Read the rest here.

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools today are:

DeMint (retard-South Carolina) says US government is fascist
It was during the shrub error, not so any longer and the Fascists don't like it.

MSNBC's Buchanan thinks white men deserve so much more
To tell the truth, we do ... and so does any 'other demographic' that is willing to work to obtain it. No one deserves a 'free ride'.

MSNBC's Buchanan still ranting about Sotomayor's purported "lifelong resolve to discriminate against white males"
Paddy ol'boy you missed the boat on this, so stop crying on the dock.

Radio host Cunningham advocates "beating the hell outta" homeless people with "a big old cane, Singapore-style"
Only if he 'volunteers' to be the practice dummy - he already has the 'dummy' part down pat.

At top of radio show, CNN's Dobbs repeatedly says Obama needs to "produce a birth certificate"
No matter how many times you beat a dead horse, he won't get up and win the Derby for you.

Dimbulb repeats claim that Obama was "raised by communists," claims Dems "out to destroy the private sector"
And as usual the fat pig has it wrong - that was the shrub and cabal's desires ... and were more in line with 'communist' philosophy than the current (and legitimately elected) administration.

Disney's Savage declares that Obama, Pelosi, Axelrod, Emanuel, Waxman and "others" want "absolute power over your life"
Wrong. That was the core desire of the shrub and the cabal.

Obama demands Congress move quickly on healthcare reform

President Obama, calling the need for healthcare reform "urgent" and "indisputable," said today that it is not his own political fortune that is at stake, but rather the health of the nation's economy.

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Brian Kilmeade Apologizes for Racist Comments (Sort Of)

Every time you turn around, the wing-nuts are exhibiting racism in one form or another.
This one here verges on xenophobia.
Of course, Kilmeade apologized today.

Whoopee.

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Angry Arroyo eyes death penalty revival

An outraged Philippines President Gloria Arroyo on Monday threw her full support behind anti-narcotics authorities after members of a drug syndicate purportedly abducted and raped a government agent's daughter over the weekend.

Angry Arroyo

Indonesian police: Explosives 'identical' to Bali

Explosive material recovered from the scene of two suicide bombings at hotels in the Indonesian capital is "identical" to that used by the Southeast Asian terrorist network Jemaah Islamiyah in earlier attacks, police said.

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Mumbai attacks suspect admits guilt

The lone surviving suspected gunman in the November attacks in Mumbai admitted his role in the shooting Monday in a dramatic confession in an Indian court, reversing months of denials.

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Chinese government executes 196 Uighurs


A Chinese court sentenced 196 Uighurs to death on July 18 accusing them in participation in the unrest.

The court decision was immediately executed and all accused persons were shot dead. It is not clear where the execution took place and did the government hand over the bodies to their relatives or not? According to the official statistics, 184 people were killed last month in the unrest in Xinjiang-Uighur autonomous province of China last month, but unofficial figures showed more than 1000 people dead and nearly 2000 arrested. The Chinese officials didn’t rule out that the arrested people would be executed.

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Serb cousins guilty of burning more then 100 Muslims alive

A U.N. tribunal convicted two Serb cousins Monday of having burned alive more than 100 Muslims in what the presiding judge called a part of the "wretched history of man's inhumanity to man."

Milan Lukic and Sredoje Lukic were convicted of crimes dating back to the early 1990s, during the bitter ethnic conflict that ravaged the former Yugoslavia.

The crimes include two incidents in which Muslim men, women and children were forced into homes that were then set on fire -- and some who tried to escape were shot.

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Gordon From Peter And Gordon Has Died

The Gordon half of Peter and Gordon has died.

Gordon Waller was the lead singer of the duo.

Toking with tots - not the best of ideas

They don't call it "Dope" for nothing ...

Travis County Sheriff's deputies arrested two men after they found nearly 3 pounds of pot in their car, along with a 3-year-old child.

Two smoked pot with tot in vehicle

Need to Score Some Pot? There's an iPhone App for That

Now what isn't there an iPhone app for?
This new iPhone app, "Cannabis," will help you score some pot (medicinal, only, however).

Superstition surrounds upcoming eclipse

Superstition surrounds upcoming eclipse

Scientists are playing down astrologers' fears about this week's total solar eclipse.

Superstition and the upcoming eclipse

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Eat pizza, pasta without gaining weight

Eat pizza, pasta without gaining weight

Don't let the low-carb craze scare you away from your favorite foods.

Eat pizza and pasta

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Montana resident now world's oldest man

Montana resident now world's oldest man

A 112-year-old Montana man appears to be the world's oldest, after the death of a British WWI vet.

World's oldest man

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Criminal convictions in jeopardy?

Hundreds of criminal convictions, including that of a man found guilty of a crash that killed three people, could return to court because the Indiana prosecutor who oversaw the cases had an inactive law license for more than three years.

Criminal convictions in jeopardy?

Aging Lawyer Claims to Know Zodiac's Identity

The Zodiac killer's identity has been unknown for more than 40 years.

Deborah Perez says at a press conference that her father was the killer.

Zodiac's Identity

Ayatollah warns against helping Iran's enemies

From the "Who gives a shit!" Department:

Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei warned senior officials on Monday not to help Tehran's enemies after two former presidents expressed defiant opposition to the result of June's disputed presidential poll.

Ayatollah warns against helping Iran's enemies

Baboons steal underwear from rooftop luggage carrier

Bosses at Knowsley Safari Park are warning motorists to beware of the baboons, after the animals learned how to open rooftop luggage and began stealing items such as underwear.

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Brits spend 2yrs of their lives feeling bored

A new study says that British people, on average, spend over two years of their lives bored to tears.

Brits bored to tears

World's oldest man dies at 113

World's oldest man dies at 113

World War I veteran Henry Allingham piloted one of the first airplanes and leaves an amazing legacy.

World's oldest man dies at 113

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Mysterious giant blob along Alaska identified

If you guessed Sarah Palin you weren't far off ...
Mysterious giant blob along Alaska identified

The strange dark goo stretching for miles near the coast has been identified, but residents are still uneasy.

Giant blob identified

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Industries that face slowest recoveries

Industries that face slowest recoveries

These struggling fields have weak prospects for improvement any time soon.

Slowest recoveries

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Daily Almanac

Today is Monday, July 20, the 201st day of 2009.

There are 164 days left in the year.

Today In History July 20

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Brasilia, Distrito Federal, Brazil
Nottingham, England, United Kingdom
Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Eindhoven, Noord-Brabant, Ntherlands
Portsmouth, England, United Kingdom
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Wolverhampton, England, United Kingdom
Hannover, Neidersachsen, Germany
Santiago, Region Metropolitana, Chile
Ankara, Ankara, Turkey
Reading, England, United Kingdom

as well as Australia, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Recent personnel additions to your social scene have stirred up some confusing feelings -- and more than a few suspicions.
Do you feel as if someone isn't being totally up front about who they are and what they want?
Another friend may have the same concerns in mind.
Drop a few subtle hints here and there to see whether they feel the same way.
Keep in mind that friends should give each other the benefit of the doubt for as long as they can.
A discussion is warranted.

As long as it isn't "The Discussion".