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Monday, July 27, 2009

NASCAR racer gets huge 'speeding ticket'

Rednecks will be Rednecks ...
NASCAR racer gets huge 'speeding ticket'

Juan Pablo Montoya drives just 0.11 mph over the speed limit, but it costs him big time.

'Speeding ticket'

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Firefighter shoots cyclist in head to teach him not to ride on a busy street

200907271421 Police say firefighter Charles Diez was upset that a man was riding a bike with his 3-year-old son on a busy street so shot the cyclist in the head. The bullet embedded itself in the rider's helmet.

Diez was arrested on attempted first degree murder charges, but lucky for him the fire department in Asheville, NC is keeping him on paid investigative leave, so he will continue to draw a salary.

This is telling ...

Every green state has Stewart as "most trusted."

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Wing Nuttery

Wing Nuts

Bachmann (reptile-Minnesota) in danger of losing job that it's amazing she actually has
We can hope

DeMint (retard-South Carolina) is disappointed that Obama administration has "lowered the discourse"
When speaking to idiots one has to lower 'the discourse' to the idiot's level.

Cantor (reject-Virginia) wants a 'Judeo-Christian' foreign policy
Never happen. Especially since the United States IS NOT a 'judeo-christian' nation to begin with.

Could You Be Loved

Bob Marley

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools today include:

Huckabee to attend birther conference
All the crazies in one spot - there won't be a better opportunity ...

Operation Rescue founder warns of 'violent convulsions' if health bill doesn't ban abortions.
More Treason! It's time to start putting these idiots in prison.

Founder of Free Republic calls for overthrow of US government
Still, More Treason!

CNN's Dobbs continues giving birther lunacy a national platform
This is the moron that thought a wall along the Mexican border was a great idea.

CNN's Dobbs wonders whether President Obama is undocumented
And we wonder how tight his tin-foil hat is.

Liddy hosts Jerome Corsi to promote Obama birth certificate conspiracy theories
Talk about Liars and Fools -this liar and fool should still be in prison for treason from Watergate!

Liddy falsely claims there is a "sworn statement from the stepgrandmother" saying Obama was born in Kenya
Lying Traitor - enough said.

Obama wants to kill old white people, says NewsMax
While there are some old white people that we all would like to see dead (they're called repugicans), there are not plans at this current time.

WorldNetDaily is still trying to claim Obama's birth certificate is forgery
OK, reality is not even a suit of World Net Daily much less a strong suit.

Man sets wife on fire for spending too much money

A Croatian man has been charged with attempted murder after he allegedly set his wife on fire for her shopping habits.

"Bikini Bandit" Suspect Charged


Morgan Haley, 24, has been arrested in Desoto County, Mississippi for carjacking, and immediately following the carjacking, then going to an RV dealership in an attempt to rob it.

All the while she was wearing, you guessed it, a bikini.

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Man Shoots Toddler at Wedding Reception

An uninvited "guest" opened fire at a wedding reception on Saturday night, which resulted in an 18-month-old Indiana girl being shot in the head.

She is in critical condition.

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Otty Sanchez Kills Infant Son, Then Eats His Brain

Infanticide is horrific, but this has to be the most disgusting occurrence of infanticide that could ever happen. Otty Sanchez, 33, of San Antonio, TX, did not just allegedly murder her 3 1/2 week-old-son, police reported on Monday that she used a knife and two swords to dismember him and eat portions of his brain.

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Vick reinstated by NFL

From the "This is a huge mistake" Department:

Vick reinstated by NFL

Michael Vick's indefinite suspension from the NFL is lifted, with conditions.

Vick reinstated by NFL

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Obama 'birther' issue: repugican headache?

Obama 'birther' issue: GOP headache?

A small, vocal crowd of wing nut lunatics refuse to believe that President Obama was born in the U.S., putting some repugican lawmakers in a tough spot.

Obama 'birther' issue: repugican headache?

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World markets rise at start of new week

World stock markets rose again Monday amid ongoing hopes that corporate earnings will outperform expectations and give another signal that the global recession is loosening its grip.

World markets rise

Mother Says Devil Made Her Kill Son

From the "This is why religion is bad (very, very, very, bad)" Department:

Police said they found a 3 1/2-week-old infant stabbed and decapitated in a San Antonio, Texas home on Sunday and his mother screaming that she killed her son after the devil told her to do it.

This is one crazy bitch

Invading chipmunks spark new web frenzy for rodent recipes


Invading British chipmunks spark new web frenzy for rodent recipes

Restaurant shockers that destroy your diet

Find out if your favorite "healthy" meal is packing as many calories as six Big Macs.

Restaurant shockers

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Money-wasters draining your cash

Money-wasters draining your cash

These leaks in your budget can add up to big bucks without you hardly noticing.

Money-wasters

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Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is Take Your Houseplant For A Walk Day as well as Walk On Stilts Day.

Daily Almanac

Today is Monday, July 27, the 208th day of 2009.

There are 157 days left in the year.

Today In History July 27

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
London, England, United Kingdom
Trencin, Trencin, Slovakia
Vienna, Wein, Austria
Nagoya, Tokyo, Japan
Warsaw, Warszawa, Poland
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Quezon City, Quezon City, Philippines
Windsor, Ontario, Canada
Essen, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
Budapest, Budapest, Hungary
Lisbon, Lisboa, Portugal
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Oviedo, Asturias, Spain
Stoke On Trent, England, United Kingdom
Surrey, British Columbia, Canada
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Antwerp, Antwerpen, Belgium
Leeds, England, United Kingdom
Ho Chi Minh City, Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam

as well as Singapore, Scotland, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's Horoscope says:

Someone is working hard from behind the scenes to cause a problem between you and a person you love.
So if you've had that feeling lately and you thought you were losing your mind, you can rest assured that you're not.
But what are you going to about it?
Well, there's only one thing to do: March right up to them, tell them you know what they're doing and demand that they stop.
You can bet they will.

Oh, they will all right.