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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Tips to battle 'recession weight gain'

Tips to battle 'recession weight gain'Fight the urge to take comfort in food with these easy ways to keep your waistline in check and save money.

Battle 'recession weight gain'

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N.C. House investigates Allred over 'hugging'

Typical repugican ...

Rep. Cary Allred

N.C. Rep. Cary Allred

The House is investigating a series of incidents Monday night in which a House member is accused of being intoxicated and inappropriately hugging a teenage page.

State Rep. Cary Allred, a Burlington Republican, denied in an interview Thursday any inappropriate behavior or being intoxicated. The page was a family friend and Allred said he hugged her and kissed her on the cheek.

Allred said that he remembers having one cocktail before leaving for Monday night's House session.

"That's all I remember," Allred said.

Allred was also stopped for speeding on the way to the House Monday afternoon. Allred said he was asked to produce identification beyond his drivers license and he showed the trooper his legislative ID. The trooper let Allred go with an admonishment to slow down, Allred said.

Allred said he is the subject of a "witch-hunt" because he is outspoken and frequently challenges House Speaker Joe Hackney.

"I think it's an effort to embarrass me because I am a conservative Republican from Alamance County, and he's a liberal Democrat from Chapel Hill," Allred said.

Hackney said he received various reports of the speeding incident, drinking by Allred and an "embrace" with a page. He asked the House sergeant at arms to conduct a preliminary inquiry into the matter.

"Speeding is not in my jurisdiction but the other two incidents it appear have to do with conduct on the House floor. I have simply asked the House sergeant-at-at arms, who is in charge of the House floor together with me to conduct what i would characterize as a preliminary inquiry to gather whatever facts there are to determine if any referral beyond this stage is appropriate," Hackney said.

As the House Session wound to a close Thursday, Allred told House members that he was proud of having sponsored the 17-year-old page.

"She's like my granddaughter," Allred said.

Elderly man arrested in Italy for coke in oranges

The elderly man claimed he needed the oranges in his suitcase to keep up his vitamin C level, but Italian police soon realized the "C" stood for cocaine.

Customs officers in Rome on Thursday arrested a 76-year-old Dutch man who tried to smuggle in more than 13 pounds of cocaine packed into oranges that had been emptied of their pulp.

The man arrested on international drug trafficking charges at Rome's Leonardo da Vinci airport had arrived from Buenos Aires, Argentina and said he was on his way back to the Netherlands after a vacation.

Police at the airport said the drugs would have had a street value of $6.6 million.

In a separate bust, police arrested five Italians and a man from Paraguay when they seized more than 550 pounds of cocaine concealed in the trunks of tropical plants shipped from Argentina to a northern Italian port.

(Here is a Video of the incident.)

Bird loses meal to power line, causing outage

Utility workers in Salem, Oregon suspect an osprey made a mess of its breakfast by dropping a fish on a power line, turning out the lights for folks trying to find their own way to start the day. Salem Electric workers called to an outage on the west side of the state capital Wednesday found a burned 14-inch fish beneath the line.

The workers speculated it was a carp.

At nearby Hanard Machine Inc., maintenance supervisor and fisherman Rich Samsom told the Statesman Journal it was more likely a chub.

Samsom said ospreys like perching on power poles near the plant. The birds, raptors related to hawks and eagles, feed on fish.

Oregon Public Utility Commission spokesman Bob Valdez said an outage from an electrically fried fish is rare. Cooked squirrel is much more common.

Diners report seeing Virgin Mary in food griddle

The hottest thing on the griddle at the Las Palmas restaurant in Calexico, California these days isn't the food - it's the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe that a cook says she saw on the griddle.

Restaurant manager Brenda Martinez says more than 100 people have flocked to the small town of Calexico on the California-Mexico border to gaze at the likeness of the Virgin Mary since it was discovered as the griddle was being cleaned.

Among the awe-struck was a group of masked Mexican wrestlers who arrived Thursday for an exhibition at a nearby swap meet.

One, known as Mr. Tempest, says: "This is amazing. It's a true miracle."

Since the discovery, the griddle has been taken out of service and placed in a shrine in a storage room.

Walk Like An Egyptian


The Bangles

Man asks to join brother in jail ...

... and gets his wish

Police in Fairbanks, Alaska said a man wanted to go to jail with his arrested brother, so he shoved an officer and got his wish. David Jacob Ginnis, 35, pleaded guilty Wednesday to assault on a police officer and was sentenced to 30 days in jail, with the full sentence suspended.

Ginnis' brother got into a fight on Monday night and was arrested on a criminal trespass charge.

Police said Ginnis, who appeared intoxicated, approached the arresting officer and asked if he could speak with his brother, who was in the back of a patrol car.

After five minutes, Ginnis asked if he could join his brother in jail if he assaulted the officer.

The officer told him that would "not go well" for him, but Ginnis shoved the officer with his fist. He was arrested.

Justice Souter is retiring

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National Public Radio is reporting that Justice David Souter, 69, plans to retire from the Supreme Court at the end of the court's term in June.

He will remain on the bench until a successor is confirmed.

Justice Souter retiring

Police say burglar took jellybeans from table, but nothing else

Police in northwestern Pennsylvania say a burglar took some jellybeans from a home - but nothing else.

Full Story

Alabama man sleeps with a 40-caliber pistol and shoots himself in the shoulder

A 24-year-old man likely will rethink his habit of sleeping with a gun after police said his 40-caliber pistol discharged and hit him in the shoulder on Wednesday.

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Cities with highest unemployment rates

U.S. cities with highest unemployment ratesMore cities are seeing 15 percent unemployment rates with one hard-hit California metro area at a jaw-dropping 25 percent.

U.S. cities with highest unemployment rates

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Worst Side Story

Two Stories Told

Found this over at Chuck's Fun Page 2 - thought you might like it ...

TWO Stories BOTH TRUE - and worth reading!!!!

STORY NUMBER ONE

Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago . Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder.

Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was Capone's lawyer for a good reason. Eddie was very good! In fact, Eddie's skill at
legal maneuvering kept Big Al out of jail for a long time.

To show his appreciation,
Capone paid him very well. Not only was the money big, but Eddie got special dividends, as well. For instance, he and his family occupied a fenced-in mansion with live-in help and all of the conveniences of the day. The estate was so large that it filled an entire Chicago City block.

Eddie lived the high life of the Chicago mob and gave little consideration to the atrocity that went on around him.

Eddie did have one soft spot, however. He had a son that he loved dearly. Eddie saw to it that his young son had clothes, cars, and a good education. Nothing was withheld. Price was no object.


And, despite his involvement with organized crime, Eddie even tried to teach him right from wrong. Eddie wanted his son to be a better man than he was.

Yet, with all his wealth and influence, there were two things he couldn't give his son; he couldn't pass on a good name or a good example.

One day, Easy Eddie reached a difficult decision. Easy Eddie wanted to rectify wrongs he had done..

He decided he would go to the authorities and tell the truth about Al "Scarface" Capone, clean up his tarnished name, and offer his son some semblance of integrity. To do this, he would have to testify
against The Mob, and he knew that the cost would be great. So, he testified.

Within the year, Easy Eddie's life ended in a blaze of gunfire on a lonely Chicago Street . But in his eyes, he had given his son the greatest gift he had to offer, at the greatest price he could ever pay. Police removed from his pockets a rosary, a crucifix, a religious medallion, and a poem clipped from a magazine.

The poem read:

"The clock of life is wound but once,
and no man has the power
to tell just when the hands will stop,
at late or early hour.

Now is the only time you own.
Live, love, toil with a will.
Place no faith in time.
For the clock may soon be still."

*****

STORY NUMBER TWO

World War II produced many heroes. One such man was Lieutenant Commander Butch O'Hare.

He was a fighter pilot assigned to the aircraft carrier Lexington in the South Pacific.

One day his entire squadron was sent on a mission. After he was airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and realized that someone had forgotten to top off his fuel tank.

He would not have enough fuel to complete his mission and get back to his ship.

His flight leader told him to return to the carrier. Reluctantly, he dropped out of formation and headed back to the fleet.

As he was returning to the mother ship, he saw something that turned his blood cold; a squadron of Japanese aircraft was speeding its way toward the American fleet.

The American fighters were gone on a sortie, and the fleet was all but defenseless. He couldn't reach his squadron and bring them back in time to save the fleet. Nor could he warn the fleet of the approaching danger. There was only one thing to do. He must somehow divert them from the fleet.

Laying aside all thoughts of personal safety, he dove into the formation of Japanese planes. Wing-mounted 50 caliber's blazed as he charged in, attacking one surprised enemy plane and then another. Butch wove in and out of the now broken formation and fired at as many planes as possible until all his ammunition was finally spent.

Undaunted, he continued the assault. He dove at the planes, trying to clip a wing or tail in hopes of damaging as many enemy planes as possible, rendering them unfit to fly.

Finally, the exasperated Japanese squadron took off in another direction.

Deeply relieved, Butch O'Hare and his tattered fighter limped back to the carrier.

Upon arrival, he reported in and related the event surrounding his return. The film from the gun-camera mounted on his plane told the tale. It showed the extent of Butch's daring attempt to protect his fleet. He had, in fact, destroyed five enemy aircraft

This took place on February 20, 1942 , and for that action Butch became the Navy's first Ace of W.W.II, and the first Naval Aviator to win the Medal of Honor.

A year later Butch was killed in aerial combat at the age of 29. His home town would not allow the memory of this WW II hero to fade, and today, O'Hare Airport in Chicago is named in tribute to the courage of this great man.

So, the next time you find yourself at O'Hare International, give some thought to visiting Butch's memorial displaying his statue and his Medal of Honor. It's located between Terminals 1 and 2.

SO WHAT DO THESE TWO STORIES HAVE TO DO WITH EACH OTHER?

Butch O'Hare was "Easy Eddie's" son.

*****
Now, for those of you with a bit of skepticism, it is only fair to point out that these two stories have been embellished for the telling. If you'd like to view the truth of the matter, click on the link below.

http://www.snopes.com/glurge/ohare.asp

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Framed by Clouds
Credit & Copyright: Pete Lawrence (Digital-Astronomy)

Science News

Rembrandt, the second-largest impact basin on Mercury, was discovered during the Messenger spacecraft's second flyby in October 2008. Researchers are now puzzling over features found near its centre (pictured), which show a spoke-like pattern of ridges and troughs that is reportedly unlike anything else in the solar system (Image: NASA/JHUAPL/Smithsonian/Carnegie Institution of Washington)During its second flyby of Mercury, NASA's Messenger spacecraft revealed a new crater with a bizarre pattern of troughs and ridges.

Mysterious spokes found in crater on Mercury

A wind of charged particles from the sun may redden asteroids very quickly, complicating efforts to use colour as a gauge of asteroids' ages (Illustration: ESO)Asteroids don't tan gradually over time but seem to get sunburns early on, complicating efforts to gauge their ages.

Sun damage conceals asteroids' true ages

First dino 'blood' extracted from ancient bone

A hadrosaur bone buried for 80 million years has yielded a mix of proteins and microstructures resembling cells that may help shed light on dinosaur evolution.

Invisibility cloak edges closer

From BBC-Science:
A tiny "carpet cloak" that makes objects invisible to optical light has been made by a US research team.

The Tattlesnake by RS Janes

The Harder They Fall…

What a Hoot: As Keith Olbermann reported Wednesday night, perpetually-insane Minnesota comediatrix Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Daft) brought the funny the other day when she took to the House floor to condemn Franklin D. Roosevelt and the Dems for the ‘Hoot-Smalley Act’ of the Great Depression era. While you can never be sure when dealing with a dingbat like Bachmann, who apparently stole her blank eyeballs from a crazy doll in “Bride of Chucky“, she probably meant the ‘Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act‘ that was sponsored by two Republicans, and signed into law by Republican President Herbert Hoover in 1930.

In reality, FDR campaigned against the act in 1932, and a Dem majority in Congress effectively repealed Smoot-Hawley in 1934 with the Reciprocal Trade Agreements Act, but in Michele’s loopy-dumb, wish-I-had-a-brain, far-right universe facts are a liberal, commie plot invented by the Devil to trip up those patriotically lying in the name of Jesus.

If you’re a sane Republican (okay, that would be confined to ex-McCain manager Steve Schmidt and Sen. Olympia Snowe) you know that Bachmann’s Sixth District is already in the ‘D’ column in 2010 (she nearly lost to an unknown children’s book character named Elwyn Tinklenberg in ‘08), and that you must find a legal means to (a) shut this woman up before she further damages what’s left of your party and (b) prevent her from running for president or vice president in 2012. (The vision of a ‘Palin-Bachmann 2012′ ticket privately induces dyspeptic nightmares of an LBJ/Goldwater electoral slaughter among GOP bigwigs.)

Of course, it may be too late – the GOP brand is so tainted that if you jettisoned all of the dotty Dittoheads, nattering neocons, tone-deaf teabaggers, putrid Palinites, raging racists, Savage Nation neo-Nazis, fatuous Freepers, flaming fully-automatic gun nuts and kinky religious kooks, you could assemble what’s left of the party in a Washington hotel ballroom with space to spare for a trained elephant act. (For more on this, read the last two items in this article.)

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Gun owners attack Dimbulb

Lush Dimbulb's new pet project -- fighting animal cruelty for the Humane Society of the United States -- is riling sportsmen from coast to coast, prompting fears that the talkster typically supportive of gun rights is aiding a group they say has a secret agenda to end all hunting in America.

Twenty-eight groups representing millions of hunters and sportsmen are demanding that the Fascist bastard end his collaboration with the HSUS and stop 'helping them to mainstream their image in the minds of reasonable people.


It couldn't be happening to a bigger prick - but it is just a smoke and mirror show.

Read the rest here.

Mexico Senate OKs bill to legalize drug possesion

From Reuters:

“This isn’t a done deal yet, but it’s good news.”

Mexico’s Senate approved a bill on Tuesday decriminalizing possession of small amounts of narcotics for personal use, in order to free resources to fight violent drug cartels.

The bill, proposed by conservative President Felipe Calderon, would make it legal to carry up to 5 grams (0.18 ounces) of marijuana, 500 milligrams (0.018 ounces) of cocaine and tiny quantities of other drugs such as heroin and methamphetamines.

Mexico’s Congress passed a similar proposal in 2006 but the bill was vetoed by Calderon’s predecessor Vicente Fox, under pressure from the United States, which said it would increase drug abuse, but now is worried by the drug-related violence along its border.

Calderon has staked his presidency on curtailing the escalating violence between rival drug gangs as they fight over smuggling routes to the United States, with violence spilling into U.S. cities like Phoenix and Tucson.

Mexico Senate OKs bill to legalize drug possesion

Play Pretend a child's game or the repugican philosophy

At last the repugicans have found their true philosophy - Play Pretend!

From Treehugger:

republicans mock climate trial photo
Photo via cisdallas.org

Last week in Congress was dubbed the "mother of all climate weeks", and with a parade of hearings from heavyweights like Al Gore and Newt Gingrich, it certainly seemed to fit the bill. Of course, nothing was resolved about the massive climate bill the congressmen were debating, and things got a little ugly. So ugly, in fact, that some Republicans decided they didn't want to deal with it at all, and that instead of continuing to engage the bill and sit in on actual hearings, they're holding a mock hearing.

Article continues: 13 Republicans to Play Pretend on Climate, Hold Mock Hearings

Green Things Obama Should Do Over the Next 100 Days

From Treehugger:

obama next 100 days green photo
Photo via NY Mag

Yesterday marked Obama's 100th day in office, but if you were within 50 feet of any sort of media yesterday, you already knew that. We marked the occasion with an Obama Timeline of his first 100 days in green. But those 100 days, while certainly filled with a slew of good first steps, are far from definitive in terms of judging Obama's green agenda. What really matters, of course, is what comes next. And so, in celebration of the first day of Obama's Next 100 Days, here are a few ideas of what he could and should do now.

Article continues: 7 Green Things Obama Should Do Over the Next 100 Days

Judge won't let inmate change name to 'Sinner'

No, the judge said to a 23-year-old Nebraska prison inmate.

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Sisters, age 65 and 70, accused of dealing heroin

A northeastern Pennsylvania prosecutor said he's shocked that two sisters accused of selling heroin are 65 and 70 years old.

Tough economy, man

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Two year old girl with IQ of 156

Elise Tan-Roberts was five months when she spoke her first word, calling her father "Dada".

She was walking three months later and running two months after that.

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Philip Alcabes' Dread

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Boy, 12, knifes his teacher in the arm

A boy of 12 knifed his teacher in the arm in front of 20 terrified classmates.

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Mice attack nursing home residents

Two Australian nursing home residents were "severely chewed" by mice when the Queensland state-run facility in which they were patients became infested with the rodents.

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Man checks pot pipe at courthouse security

From the "Real swift move there, Sherlock" Department:

A Florida man faces misdemeanor charges for possession of drug paraphernalia after he placed his keys and other belongings, including a pot pipe, in a tray at a courthouse security checkpoint.

New Wrinkle On Avoiding Jury Duty

There are probably better ways to avoid jury duty than the approach recently taken by a Montana man.

After Erik Slye, 36, received a jury notice earlier this year, he filed a notarized affidavit seeking to be excused from serving on a District Court panel in Gallatin County.

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Girl Fights Off Muggers With Marching Band Baton

This one time at band camp ...

Don't mess with a marching band girl, especially one armed with a baton.

A 17-year-old high school marching band student beat up two assailants who tried to mug her as she walked to school in this high desert community about 40 miles north of Los Angeles, sheriff's officials said Tuesday.

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Drift Away


Dobie Gray

Car hits crowd watching Dutch queen

A Dutch driver careened through police barriers and plowed into a crowd of merrymakers cheering their popular queen Thursday, in a premeditated assault on the royal family that killed five bystanders and injured 12, authorities said.

World takes drastic steps to contain swine flu

World takes drastic steps to contain swine fluOfficials across the globe are intensifying efforts to combat swine flu, but some doubt they'll work.

Drastic steps to contain swine flu

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Just for fun ...

Can you translate this?

Khai Sang Phuong Phap Nuoi Vit
Long Island Nguyen Thuy
Culver Dung Hang Tien Phong

(Hint: I helped you out a bit)

Workout mistakes

Don't assume that doing crunches every day will give you a tight tummy.
6 ab workout mistakes

6 ab workout mistakes

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America's smoggiest cities

America's smoggiest citiesFolks in these towns breathe some of the worst air in the country.

America's smoggiest cities


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The Horrors of Socialism

It's enough to make a wing-nut piss themselves!
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Very interesting tidbit: the Swedish MP explains that Sweden has a trade surplus and lends money to the US (we, of course, have a massive trade deficit).

There is, of course, a contrarian view: that the trade deficit is not a bad thing. That it is, in fact, a good thing:

The Causes and Consequences of the U.S. Trade Deficit


Are Trade Deficits Really Bad News?

(a case that seems less and less reality-based every day)

Foods that are dangerous for dogs

Chocolate makes the list of toxic treats.7 foods that are dangerous for dogs

7 foods that are dangerous for dogs

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Swine flu experts: Don't blame the pig

Swine flu experts: Don't blame the pigHumans and birds are just as responsible as the now-maligned swines.

Don't blame the pig

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Lawyer for Fiancee of Accused 'Craigslist Killer' Says Couple's Wedding Is "Dismantled"

Like DUH!
It appears that Megan "Stand By Your Man" McAllister finally took a seat in the court of public opinion and "dismantled" her planned late summer wedding to the alleged Craigslist Killer.

To think you let one dead body and some flimsy circumstantial stand in your way of happiness.

A lawyer for the fiancee of accused "Craigslist Killer" Philip Markoff says the couple's summer wedding is being "dismantled."

Robert Honecker, the lawyer for Megan McAllister, told ABC's "Good Morning America" Thursday that his client's planned August wedding to 23-year-old Markoff "will not occur" and is not likely to happen at any time in the future.

McAllister, accompanied by her mother and Honecker, met with Markoff in jail for about 25 minutes on Wednesday.

McAllister, 25, did not appear to be wearing an engagement ring and wouldn't talk to the media.

Markoff is in jail for allegedly using Craigslist to lure women selling erotic services to hotel rooms, then robbing them at gunpoint to feed a gambling habit.

He is charged with killing one of the women, 25-year-old New York City masseuse Julissa Brisman, on April 14 when she fought back. He is also accused of robbing another masseuse four days earlier at a different hotel in Boston.

And he is suspected in a third attack in Rhode Island on a Las Vegas stripper, who was tied up in a hotel room by a man she met on Craigslist but got away when her husband came in.

Authorities say they expect to file charges in that case by week's end.

Markoff has pleaded not guilty to all the charges.

This week, McAllister issued another statement through an attorney saying that she stands by Markoff and still loves him, but is cooperating with the investigation.

She asked that her fiancé's fate not be determined by the press and public opinion.

"What has been portrayed and leaked to the media is not the Philip Markoff that I know," McAllister said. "To me and my family, he is a loving and caring person."

Evidence has been mounting against Markoff since he was jailed.

Last week, a preliminary match was made between a gun allegedly found in Markoff and McAllister's apartment and the bullets that killed Brisman, police sources said. The underwear of Brisman and his second alleged victim was also reportedly discovered at Markoff's home, according to the sources.

On Friday, authorities in Rhode Island said his fingerprints were found on the wall of the hotel room where the Vegas stripper was tied up in an attempted robbery.

Markoff was a second-year medical student at Boston University when he was arrested last week during a traffic stop as he drove to Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut. He has pleaded not guilty.

California Woman: My Father Was the Zodiac Killer

A woman stepped forward Wednesday to claim her late father was the infamous Zodiac Killer and that she as a 7-year-old wrote and stamped some of the letters that taunted local police.

Kevin McLean, the former law partner of the late Melvin Belli, said he has led a two-year investigation into claims by Deborah Perez [pictured] that her father, Guy Ward Hendrickson, was the Zodiac killer. Hendrickson, who lived in Orange County, died in 1993 of cancer.

Perez described Hendrickson as a carpenter, a father of six, with a violent nature.

“He was a Jekyll and Hyde,” McLean said of Hendrickson. “He was nuts. He set out to kill people. Some of these killings were not random.”

McLean said Perez came forward on Wednesday because another investigator in Sacramento was about to come forward with a different theory of the killings. She was also currently involved in making a documentary on the crime.

As a youngster, Perez said she sometimes accompanied her father on his killing sprees to the Bay Area. The family lived in Santa Ana, but McLean said Hendrickson may have worked at one time at the Mare Island Naval shipyard in Vallejo.

“There were strange events with my father,” she said. “I would hear shots and my father would say it was firecrackers. I would see a woman running and then hear shots and he would tell me someone threw firecrackers at her.”

Perez said that she wrote and stamped the letters to the San Francisco Chronicle following the murder of San Francisco cab driver Paul Stine in October 1969. Those letters have been in the possession of the San Francisco police since 1969.

She also claimed to be with her father when he allegedly killed Darlene Ferrin, 22, at the Blue Springs Golf Club in July 1969 and wounded her companion, Michael Mageau, 19.

“He had a vicious argument with Dee that night,” she said. “My father grabbed his gun. He goes up to the passenger side. I heard shots. I heard screams and moans. Five minutes later, we were pulled over by the police. He hid the gun on me.”

Perez said her father apologized for “doing bad things” on his death bed, but she didn’t know that involved the Zodiac killings.

The findings of McLean’s investigation have now been forwarded to the FBI and he has also asked local police for help in verifying Perez’s claims. She claims she still has Stine’s presciption glasses, which could serve as the material evidence necessary to help verify her claims.

Perez also said she embroidered the mask her father wore during some of the slayings and added she had – as a child – seen a scrapbook that would indicate her father may killed “30-40” people.

“Everyone is going to say she is crazy, but we had psychologists examine Ms. Perez,” McLean said.

The Zodiac killer -- he gave himself that moniker in his taunting letters to police and newspapers -- is blamed for at least seven murders in 1968 and 1969.

He was never caught though many believe he was Arthur Leigh Allen, a convicted child molester from Vallejo who died in 1992.

In September 1969, the Zodiac struck in Napa County, stabbing two 20-year-old college students picnicking at Lake Berryessa. The crime scene was a small peninsula jutting out into the lake. The couple was accosted, hog-tied and repeatedly stabbed by a man dressed all in black and wearing an executioner-type hood.

Cecelia Shepard died; Bryan Hartnell survived and is now a lawyer in Southern California.

Three killings then took place in the Vallejo area. David Farraday and Betty Lou Jensen, teenagers on their first date, were shot to death in December 1968. Ferrin, 22, was shot and killed seven months later at the Blue Springs Golf Club, while her companion, Michael Mageau, 19, survived.

His final Bay Are slaying may have occurred on October 11, 1969, when a man entered Stine's cab at the intersection of Mason and Geary Streets in San Francisco and requested to be taken to Washington and Maple Streets in Presidio Heights.

One block later, the passenger shot Stine once in the head with a 9 mm, took his wallet and car keys, and then tore off his shirt tail. On October 14, the San Francisco Chronicle received a letter from the Zodiac containing a swatch of Stine's shirt tail as proof he was the killer.

And I Quote

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D.
Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.

~ Fats Domino

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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You are full of so much positive energy today that your ego will be enormous -- just be careful that you don't lose sight of what you are actually capable of.
You can negotiate the difference between cocky and confident.
It's a great time to try your most insane-sounding scheme and see how far you can take it.
On any other day, reality might keep you from aiming so high -- but today, you don't really feel like anything can stop you.
And you just might be right!


And with that ... away we go ...

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Science News

Science news:

Black Hole in the Milky Way

Matter and energy are vanishing without trace at the center of the galaxy – the best evidence yet that a black hole is lurking there.

Vanishing matter points to black hole in Milky Way

Lip Reading Computers

A system that can tell what language someone is speaking from the shapes and movements of their mouth could lead to lip-reading computers for deaf people.


Cool!

Does antimatter fall up?

Gravity works the same way on all matter – but what about antimatter?
If it behaves differently, it could overturn our understanding of physics.

Antimatter mysteries 3: Does antimatter fall up?

The Mother of all Pandemics

From BBC-Science:
USA Flu ward in 1918
1918 was the 'mother of all pandemics'

No to coal

From BBC-Science:
Mineworker
Keeping global temperatures within "safe" limits means leaving most of the world's fossil fuel reserves unburned, scientists conclude.

Under Pressure


Queen

Woman threatens to shoot neighbor over walnuts

A Georgia woman threatened to shoot her neighbor in the kneecaps because she thought he was leaving walnuts in her yard.

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Retirees get $250 checks

50 million retirees get $250 checksMillions of retirees will receive their share of the economic stimulus package soon.

50 million retirees get $250 checks

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Pandemic alert for swine flu raised to phase 5

Pandemic alert for swine flu raised to phase 5The World Health Organization raises its pandemic alert to the second highest level after reviewing the latest scientific data on the swine flu outbreak.

Phase 5

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College rejection letters that hurt

College rejection letters that hurtSome are mean, some are gracious, and some are just plain confusing.

Rejection letters

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Obama reflects on first 100 days

Obama reflects on first 100 daysPresident Obama takes questions about the economy, swine flu, and waterboarding at a prime-time news conference that caps his 100th day in office.

First 100 days

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Men try to steal pickup truck that doesn't run

From the "You know this was in Arkansas" Department:

Even though the truck wouldn't run, it was still a crime to try to steal it. A Jefferson County sheriff's deputy thought it looked a little odd when three men were pushing a pickup truck near the county jail on Sunday, with a fourth man in the cab to steer.

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Driver followed music to stolen truck

A Virginia man walked toward the distinctive music emanating from his stolen ice cream van and found it a few blocks from where it was taken, police said.

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Tennessee Tuxedo


Tennessee and Chumley in two of their 'adventures'.

Boy clung to mom's body to survive boat capsize

Six members of a family holidaying in Malaysia drowned when their small boat capsized in rough seas, leaving a lone survivor who clung to his mother's dead body to stay afloat.

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Postman bitten by snake

A British letter carrier got an unpleasant surprise when a venomous snake lurking in a post box bit him on the hand.

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Radio Shack Employee Arrested for Punching Customer

A worker at Radio Shack was arrested for punching a customer.

Officers arrested 52-year-old James Knol of Eau Claire on Sunday night for disorderly conduct and battery.

Entry-level jobs that pay $50K

Entry-level jobs that pay $50KThese seven lucrative jobs don't require advanced degrees to command a sizable salary on day one.

Jobs that pay $50K

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Car thieves beware ...

... there's a Leopard in trunk!

A Russian man whose car was stolen on Tuesday in Saint Petersburg said the thieves were in for a surprise.

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Dimbulb Spews

Talk about Liars ...

Dimbulb claims "Anti-Americanism is now policy" at the White House
No, that was the past eight years, you idiot.

For Earth Day, Dimbulb plans to "personally" oversee destruction of two acres of rainforest
With his fat ass blocking the sun we'll be lucky if it's only two acres.

Dimbulb repeats long-debunked lie that Obama "supports infanticide"
He keeps lying and lying and lying and lying and ...

Dimbulb lies that the left wants "mass euthanasia"
Only if he and his fellow sewers are among the first to go.

Dimbulb: Obama "has just as much disregard for the men and women of the United States military as every other liberal"
Considering the military itself is overwhelmingly 'Liberal' I guess we have(had) much disregard for ourselves - not in any lifetime - Lush ... you however ...

Dimbulb sub on SCOTUS cameras: People could see when "Kennedy goes wacky or Ruth Bader Ginsburg, you know, invokes foreign law or they start making up stuff"
Anyone else able to understand Vally-girl speak? If so please translate this into a coherent human language for the rest of us.

Dimbulb sub calls Energy Secretary's climate change remarks "shameful" and "science fiction"
This from one of the most shameful wastes of carbon there has ever been is too much. He is just pure fiction - no science anywhere near him.

Dimbulb sub: White House is "socialist-leaning," "Marxist-resembling"
Lessons in the meaning of words and of what exactly is Socialism and Marxism (which are not the same BTW) will be given this Saturday @ 5am sharp! Do not be late!

NYC-sized chunk of ice collapses off Antarctica

NYC-sized chunk of ice collapses off AntarcticaGlobal warming is blamed for the collapse of a huge piece of the Wilkins Ice Shelf.

Chunk of ice collapses off Antarctica

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Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools: The Faux News Edition

Faux's O'Really claims ACLU, MoveOn, New York Times "couldn't care less about America"
Maybe the Times, but MoveOn and the ALCU are two of the MOST caring about America organizations there are.

Faux's O'Really describes waterboarding as 'Torture, my ass'
Naw, we'll pass you'd enjoy it too much - torturing your ass that is.

Faux's O'Really claims Nixon never met with Mao
Even the other wing-nuts are puzzled by this absurdity.

Faux's Brick implores people to "stop with the lies" that carbon dioxide is a "poison"
Well, it isn't a "poison" if you aren't a Carbon-Based Lifeform - has he let the cat out of the bag?

Faux's Brick "wants to hear from" people who cut down trees to celebrate Earth Day
So do we - then we will know who to have do handstands in pig shit. Oh, wait that won't work they already have pig shit for brains.

Faux's Brick compares Gore's global warming "lies" to "Goebbels or Hitler"
A Nazi 'playing the Nazi card' how original and just as wrong as he has always been

Faux financial columnist claims "Chavez Handshake May Cost US Billions"
Yeah, like we are going to listen to what any Faux 'financial' columnist has to say about anything in the first place.

Faux Nation joins Handjob, Dimbulb, and Geist in claiming Obama "pals around with Chavez"
Hey, I pal around with a guy named Jesus, so what - he cleans the pool.

Faux's Goler reverses meaning of Obama quote to boldface lie that he supports European-style health care
And what if he did? They have better health care than we do.

Faux's Scarborough claims "history will show" that Obama has "made us less safe as a country, especially people who live in Manhattan and Washington, DC"
Inncorrect. We are safer now than we have been in the past eight years and it is simply because Obama is a man - not a tottering, drooling idiot - and a man who can use his brain and meet and learn from others.

First U.S. swine flu death reported

First U.S. swine flu death reportedThe director of the CDC confirms a child in Texas has died from the new H1N1 swine flu.

First U.S. swine flu death

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Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Lyngby, Kobenhavn, Denmark
Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Wolfville, Nova Scotia, Canada
Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan, Malaysia
Bochum, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
Sabadell, Catalonia, Spain
Stade, Niedersachen, Germany
Strasbourg, Alsace, france
Blackpool, England, United Kingdom
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Santa Cruz De Tenerife, Cananrias, Spain
Karachi, Sindh, Pakistan
Helsinki, Southern Finland, Finland
Rovaniemi, Lapland, Finland
Vilnius, Vilniaus Apskritis, Lithuania
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Exeter, England, United Kingdom
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Zurich, Zurich, Switzerland
Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Madras, Tamil Nadu, India

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

One minute you will feel like a wild horse straining to break loose, and the next moment you might feel like all you want to do is lie down and take a nap.
Your extremes in energy might give anyone who's trying to follow you a serious case of whiplash, but you'll be able to handle this roller coaster ride just fine!
Your life is yours to lead as you see fit, so don't pay any attention to people who are trying to tell you to slow down -- or speed up.
They mean well, but these advice-givers are butting in.

Pay no attention to the Buttinskies, got it.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Rare silver dollar could fetch millions

Rare silver dollar could fetch millions Collectors are abuzz over the auction of one of the most valuable coins in the world.

Rare silver dollar

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Best ways to save thousands a year

Best ways to save thousands a yearDitch your car and become a scooter commuter to save more than $3,000 a year.

Save thousands

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Antimatter Mysteries part 2

Two experiments at CERN are designed to make antihydrogen in useful quantities, but that goal is proving elusive.

Antimatter mysteries 2: How do you make antimatter?

Why freeing Willy was the wrong thing to do

Keiko, star of Free Willy, in playful mood (Image: Sam Barcroft/Rex Features)The released killer whale star of the Hollywood movie Free Willy did not have the survival skills to make it in the wild.

Freeing Willy

Court Curbs Police

The US Supreme Court has dramatically scaled back the power of police to search vehicles after stopping the driver for minor traffic offenses.
This is an important ruling.
It is the correct ruling.
It is an inappropriate police power that's been abused on an ongoing basis for decades.
What is shocking to see is two of the court's fascists, Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas, on the correct side of this.

More in the Los Angeles Times.

Dreamer


Ozzy Osborne

Health and Science

Missing planets suggest stars 'eat' their young

Planets orbiting near their stars may not last for very long (Illustration: Mark Garlick/HELAS)Few planets are found in a zone right around their stars – a new study suggests why they can't survive there for long.

Stars 'eat' their young

All together now ...

All right everyone it is time to yawn ...

Governor Sarah Palin (retard-Alaska) has been accused of another ethics violation.

More on this here.

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools

Among wing-nut chatterboxes, up continues to be down and the sky continues to be green
And little green men do anal probe experiments, and ... oh, you get the picture.

MSNBC's Buchanan uses obscure racist term
Hell, Buchanan is an obscure racist term so this is news?

Weekly Standard's Kristol falsely suggests DNI Blair supports torture techniques
Falsely suggests my ass he outright lies and says so.

Disney's Savage says "Obama hates" and "is raping America"
Nope, that was the shrub and the cabal who hated America and raped America - the entire world for that matter. In fact they still hate America and are still trying to continue to rape us.

Disney's Savage suggests "gang bump" between Obama and Chavez a "signal" America is heading towards dictatorship
Damn, this moron is delusional to the extreme.

Disney's Savage says "gay mafia runs every avenue of this culture"
You got that right girlfriend! Oh, give me a break.

MSNBC's Scarborough and Buchanan go apoplectic over Obama-Chavez handshake
Those two have an apoplectic fit when someone points out the sky is in reality blue not green so this is news how?

MCNBC's Scarborough falsely compares harsh interrogations to military training programs
Not any military training program I ever been in they don't.

FBN's Sullivan falsely claims DHS report "named veterans groups as possible extremist groups"
Nope just those wing-nut covens giving blowjobs to their guns in the woods.

Now, here is something you don't see everyday ...


... at least not around these parts anyway.