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Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Sunday, December 21, 2008

It's Winter All Right

Well, the first day of Winter was today and Ol'Man Winter arrived on time and with a vengeance.
We are freezing right now - literally - and over the next few days we will be wishing for freezing ... it will be warmer than what we'll be having!

BRRRRRR!

The Screwball


Woody Woodpecker

Did You Know ...

The Capitol Records Building, located near Hollywood and Vine in Hollywood, is unique in a couple of ways.

It was built to look like a stack of records on a turntable. Which is pretty obvious to anyone who has seen the building.

What is not that obvious to many is that the red light on top of the building blinks out "Hollywood" in Morse Code.

A Real Groaner

Why did the doctor tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

Mean Sheriff

Joe Arpaio has been dubbed "America's Toughest Sheriff" and he's proving it again in Maricopa County, Arizona, jusidiction.

Arpaio is making convicted drunk drivers dig the graves of people who have died from alcohol abuse.

He's the sheriff who puts women and teens on road gangs and provides a pretty lousy jail menu.

Not to mention that he makes jailbirds wear black and white striped pants and pink shirts and boxers when they are out in public to add to their punishment.
Arpaio says, "Don't drink and drive or you could end up in pink underwear on a chain gang."

Fractured Fairy Tales


A Tale of a Sad Frog

Unemployment at 25 year high in North Carolina

North Carolina lost jobs at a record pace last month, pushing unemployment to a 25-year high as the outlook for the state darkened amid a deepening recession.

Employers slashed 46,000 jobs in November, more than in any state except Florida, according to data released Friday by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics.

Those job cuts pushed the unemployment rate to 7.9 percent from 7.1 percent in October, according to figures from the N.C. Employment Security Commission. The jobless rate is now the highest since October 1983.

Experts project double-digit unemployment in the Carolinas next year.

Factor in startup companies and the self-employed, and total employment in North Carolina dipped by 58,621 – the biggest monthly decline in records dating to January 1976.

“These are shocking numbers,” said Mike Walden, an economist at N.C. State University who has written extensively about the state’s economy. “In case anyone missed it, this really tells us the recession is here in full force. … This was just shocking.”

This is just the beginning. Some have said they expect a turnaround in late Spring 2009 for North Carolina, but I don't see that happening. It will be more like a Summer of 2010 turnaround ... if we get lucky. We are in a better position for a recovery than other areas of the country, who will most likely not see a turnaround until at least 2011 ... it will be a rough 2 years for everyone.

As of this moment ...

2411 Brave men and women will not be returning from Iraq
Alive!

US balks at backing condemnation of anti-gay laws

Alone among major Western nations, the United States has refused to sign a declaration presented Thursday at the United Nations calling for worldwide decriminalization of homosexuality.

In all, 66 of the U.N.’s 192 member countries signed the nonbinding declaration — which backers called a historic step to push the General Assembly to deal more forthrightly with any-gay discrimination. More than 70 U.N. members outlaw homosexuality, and in several of them homosexual acts can be punished by execution.

Co-sponsored by France and the Netherlands, the declaration was signed by all 27 European Union members, as well as Japan, Australia, Mexico and three dozen other countries. There was broad opposition from Muslim nations, and the United States refused to sign, indicating that some parts of the declaration raised legal questions that needed further review.

“It’s disappointing,” said Rama Yade, France’s human rights minister, of the U.S. position — which she described as in contradiction with America’s long tradition as a defender of human rights.

Brain Injuries Linked to Spirituality

“Two University of Missouri psychologists are proposing “a neurophysiological model of spiritual experience” that explains what is happening inside the brain when people experience feelings of selflessness and transcendence. The model “suggests that all individuals, regardless of cultural background or religion, experience the same neurophysiological/neuropsychological functions during spiritual experiences,” according to co-authors Brick Johnstone and Bret A. Glass. It also attempts to explain why these brain activities are interpreted in such different ways by people from different religious traditions and cultures.

Their work, which is detailed in a newly published paper in the journal Zygon, builds on that of researchers such as Dr. Andrew Newberg, who conducted MRI scans of meditating Buddhist monks and Catholic nuns engaging in contemplative prayer. As Miller-McCune reported in October, such activity is associated with increased activity in the frontal lobe, combined with decreased activity in another part of the brain, the parietal lobe.

The Missouri researchers approached the issue from another angle altogether, studying the spiritual experiences of people who suffered traumatic brain injuries. They asked 26 adults who had suffered such injuries about their personal spiritual experiences, the amount of time they devote to spiritual or religious practices and the degree to which they feel close to God or some other spiritual entity.”

Saturday, December 20, 2008

A piece of Mars


Atoms are just atoms, but the story about a particular conglomeration of atoms makes it desirable to people who enjoy the story. Case in point: this not-particularly pretty hunk of rock, which most people would walk by without a second glance if they happened to see it on the ground. It just so happens that this rock is a piece of the planet Mars.

There are only a handful of Mars meteorites in the world and based on the total weight, Mars rocks are thousand times rarer than the rarest of gemstones. The only possible explanation for their existence here on earth is a huge meteorite impact on the surface of Mars, so big that chunks of the Martian surface rock blasted out of the impact area, reached escape velocity and left the Martian orbit. After millions of years drifting in space, just a few of these space travelers were captured by the earth's gravitational field and plummeted to our planets surface as meteorites. A Shergottite is cooled volcanic magma called basalt, proving the existence of vulcanism on Mars in the planets past geological history. This great specimen measures 54 x 23 mm and weights 3.3 grams.

Early Recording Predates Edison by Two Decades


Two decades before Edison, Édouard-Léon Scott de Martinville recorded sound waves on soot blackened paper with no facility to listen to the recording. It seems Scott considered the technology as a sort of new written language that had more in common with stenography than listening to music. 148 years later, Lawrence Berkeley researchers have played back the track by scanning the original recording and interpreting the sound waves with an "optical stylus."

NYTimes article with a MP3 of the oldest known recording

News Bulletin ...

Bush Insider Who Planned To Tell All Killed In Plane Crash: Non-Profit Demands Full Federal Investigation

Michael Connell, the Bush IT expert who has been directly implicated in the rigging of George Bush's 2000 and 2004 elections, was killed last night when his single engine plane crashed three miles short of the Akron airport. Velvet Revolution ("VR"), a non-profit that has been investigating Mr. Connell's activities for the past two years, can now reveal that a person close to Mr. Connell has recently been discussing with a VR investigator how he can tell all about his work for George Bush. Mr. Connell told a close associate that he was afraid that George Bush and Dick Cheney would "throw [him] under the bus."

Read the rest here.

Monumental Tree Root

And remember folks this is just a tree root not the tree!

From Barbara Israel Garden Antiques:

A Spanish Sweet Chestnut tree root from the reign of William and Mary, ca. 1700, from the southeast of England, near Wells. Diameter of root base 11 ft., estimated weight, 5 tons.

Rare 'Unicorn' Dinosaur Skull


When most people think of a horned ceratopsian dinosaur, only the common three-horned Triceratops comes to mind. This could be because triceratops is such a frequently-encountered and wide-ranging dinosaur, or because its long history of discovery gives it better press in children's dinosaur books.

But this would be a real disservice to the exciting, but less common, cousins in the centrosaurinae (short frilled) branch of the ceratopsian family.
One rare member of that subfamily is the Sioux 'buffalo lizard' or Einiosaurus, intriguing enough to merit inclusion in the 1997 USA 'World of Dinosaurs' postage stamp issue.

Einiosaurus has a very unusual morphology, with a tall and laterally-compressed skull and a frill with a somewhat inward curve that gives it a distinctly vertical appearance.

Exploring Niger


This 8,000 year-old giraffe rock carving in DaBous, Niger is considered one of the finest petroglyphs in the world. The giraffe has a leash on its nose implying some level of taming the animals. It was found relatively recently on the top of a granite hill by local Touaregs and dates to the Kiffian era of 7,000 - 9,000 years ago.

See the rest of the photos in the Green Sahara series at The Big Picture.

Our readers

Some of our readers today hail from:

Herford, Germany; Abbottabad, Pakistan; Lima, Peru

Blair, Nebraska; Kent, Washington; Metairie, Louisiana

Wait a minute.
Abbottabad, Pakistan - that's in the Northwest Frontier region where one by the name of bin Laden is supposedly hiding ... do you think, nah ... then again?!

'Drill, baby, drill' - the process has begun

Remember "drill, baby drill"?

In its last weeks in office, the shrub's administration is starting to make it happen by quietly starting the process of exploration and drilling off the coast of Virginia.

The move means that President Barack Obama and brand new interior secretary nominee Ken Salazar -- a Democratic senator from Colorado -- will have to jump feet-first into the decades-old debate over offshore oil drilling. It's an issue where the two disagreed at one point.

Wait. Virginia?

The state is ground zero for the drilling debate because of possible reserves off the coast and what energy experts see as a friendlier government than elsewhere.

The U.S. Interior Department has completed the first step, closing a public comment period on the proposal to lease 2.9 million acres of ocean to natural gas and oil companies. The pie-shaped area begins 50 miles off Virginia's coast, straight out from Virginia Beach on the south and across from Virginia's boundary on the Delmarva peninsula to the north.

"The East Coast really has not been looked at for 30 years," said Randall Luthi, who heads up the drilling plan as director of Interior's Minerals Management Service.

"Our best guess is that area could contain about 130 million barrels of oil and 1.14 trillion cubic feet of natural gas," he said.

Such an oil find would be small compared with the estimated 40 billion barrels in the Gulf Coast. The natural gas is more substantial. But both are symbolic of a rare window of opportunity for the energy industry.

A two-fold ban on Outer Continental Shelf drilling ended in just the past two months.

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They are still trying to keep on fucking us, folks!

This has got to stop - and with enough force and suddenness to give them all the most severe case of whip-lash that it is possible to get!

Meet the man eager to get to the bottom of the ghost mysteries

While visiting a friend in hospital, a woman suddenly finds herself transported to a beautiful garden where she is surrounded by friendly people and the sound of happy laughter, in an apparent near-death experience.

A poltergeist takes up residence in a suburban home terrifying the family who move in there, while a man foresees the mortal danger facing his young son just in time to avert a terrible accident.

It all sounds like the stuff of Hollywood psychological horror films – the kind of thing most of us would probably scoff at if we were told it was happening next door.

But these stories do not come from the imagination of a fiction writer, they are real cases which are being investigated at Edinburgh University.
Where French clinical psychologist Thomas Rabeyron, 27, is undertaking a year's research attempting to trace the roots of paranormal experiences.

Read the rest in the Evening News from Edinburgh.

Indigenous groups keep ancient sports alive in Mexico

Athletes filed onto the field carrying a mystifying array of sporting tools: tree trunks, gourds, dried palm fronds and balls made of woven cornstalk.

These weren't your typical ballplayers.

Once a year, supporters of the ancient sports of Mexico stage an exhibition of games like pash pash, corozo, garabato and kuachancaca.

This past November they gathered in Villahermosa, the hot, humid lowland capital of the Mexican state of Tabasco.

Which was the homeland of the Olmec civilization that predated the Maya civilization to show off their sports.

Read the rest here.


Did Zodiac killer spend final days in South Sound?

A California man is trying to convince the FBI that his stepfather, who died in the Olympia area about two-and-a-half years ago, was the San Francisco Bay Area's notorious Zodiac killer.

Dennis Kaufman, 41, of Pollock Pines, Calif., said his stepfather, Jack Tarrance, died in Thurston County in August 2006 at the age of 78.

Read the rest here.

Zodiac killer's crimes

The following are among the slayings that the Zodiac killer is suspected of ...

On Dec. 20, 1968, Betty Lou Jensen, 16, and David Faraday, 17, were found shot to death on Lake Herman Road, near Vallejo, Calif., outside Faraday's mother's station wagon.

On July 5, 1969, Darlene Ferrin and Michael Mageau were shot repeatedly while in Ferrin's vehicle parked at the Blue Rock Springs Golf Course in Vallejo by a man who shone a light on the car before opening fire on the occupants. Ferrin was killed. Mageau survived, despite being shot three times. Minutes after the shooting, an anonymous man placed a call from a pay phone to the Vallejo Police Department "to report a double murder." The man also claimed credit for the Jensen and Faraday homicides.

In letters to the San Francisco Chronicle and other Bay Area newspapers in late July 1969, the Zodiac killer claimed responsibility for the Jensen and Faraday murders, as well at the shooting that killed Ferrin and wounded Mageau, giving details known only to police. Ciphers sent to the newspapers were decoded and read in part: "I like killing people because it is so much fun it is more fun than killing wild game in the forrest because man is the most dangeroue anamal of all to kill."

On Sept. 27, 1969, Bryan Hartnell and Cecilia Shepherd were stabbed repeatedly by a man dressed in black and wearing a black hood while picnicking at California's Lake Berryessa. Shepherd died, and Hartnell survived. He reportedly is a lawyer now in Southern California.

On Oct. 11, 1969, San Francisco cab driver Paul Stine was shot and killed in his car by a passenger in the back seat on Washington Street in San Francisco. On Oct. 14, Zodiac sent the San Francisco Chronicle a letter claiming responsibility for the murder. The letter contained a bloody piece of Stine's shirt.

In one of his last letters to the San Francisco Chronicle, Zodiac claimed responsibility for 37 murders.

Science News

A Single Boulder May Prove that Antarctica and North America Were Once Connected

Photo of John Goodge and a colleague collecting specimens in the Transantarctic Mountains.
John Goodge and a colleague collecting specimens in the Transantarctic Mountains.

A lone granite boulder found against all odds high atop a glacier in Antarctica may provide additional key evidence to support a theory that parts of the southernmost continent once were connected to North America hundreds of millions of years ago.

Writing in the July 11 edition of the journal Science, an international team of U.S. and Australian investigators describe their findings, which were made in the Transantarctic Mountains, and their significance to the problem of piecing together what an ancient supercontinent, called Rodinia, looked like. The U.S. investigators were funded by the National Science Foundation (NSF).

Previous lines of scientific evidence led researchers to theorise that about 600-800 million years ago a portion of Rodinia broke away from what is now the southwestern United States and eventually drifted southward to become eastern Antarctica and Australia.

The team’s find, they argue, provides physical evidence that confirms the so-called southwestern United States and East Antarctica (SWEAT) hypothesis.

Find out more at the National Science Federation

Did you know ...


Freshwater accounts for only 2.5% of the Earth’s water, and most of it is frozen in glaciers and ice caps

Psychology News


"People learning about Milgram's work often wonder whether results would be any different today," said Burger, a professor at Santa Clara University. "Many point to the lessons of the Holocaust and argue that there is greater societal awareness of the dangers of blind obedience. But what I found is the same situational factors that affected obedience in Milgram's experiments still operate today."

Out of Control


Terence McKenna: "I think if it's out of control then our side is winning."

Science News


Two thousand year old Greek computer

Stop Senator No!

By William Greider

If the Democratic Party intends to get serious about governing, it can start by disabling the Republican filibuster that gives the minority party in the Senate a virtual veto over anything it wants to kill. The chatter in Washington assumes that since Democrats failed to gain a sixty-seat majority, there's nothing they can do. But that's not true. Democrats can change the rules and remove a malignant obstacle from the path of our new president. Given the emergency conditions facing the nation, why should Mitch McConnell and his right-wing colleagues get to decide what the Senate may vote on?

This proposition disturbs the happy talk about the "postpartisan" politics Barack Obama has inspired. But let's get real. McConnell is making nice for the moment, having survived his re-election scare in Kentucky. But he will use the filibuster to stymie the new Democratic administration whenever it looks to him like a political opportunity for Republicans. Thanks mainly to McConnell, the 110th Congress of 2007-08 set a new record--138 cloture motions to limit debate and head off filibusters. That is double the level of ten years ago. Who really believes McConnell will voluntarily give up his starring role as Senator No?

Read the rest here.

US Troops Open Fire On Students at Shoe Rally

Speaking of shoes ...

Besides making an international celebrity out of Iraqi reporter Muntadar al-Zeidi, the now infamous shoe-throwing incident is cropping up in surprising ways across Iraq, where a population beaten and exhausted from years of war is once again finding its voice against the US military presence and the Iraqi government seen as its enablers.

The city of Fallujah was one of the hardest hit in all of Iraq, nearly destroyed earlier in the war. When students at the city’s university held an impromptu rally in support of the jailed Zeidi, US soldiers were quick on the scene. The students raised shoes and some of them threw rocks, prompting the troops to open fire in an attempt to disperse the crowd. One student was wounded, shot in the foot according to his doctor

Read the rest here.

Thank you for throwing your shoe

Check out this site thanking people for 'throwing' their shoe(s) at the shrub as a sign of their 'respect and admiration' and support for the Iraqi journalist who actually did what the rest of the world wishes they had done - and done a long time ago ...

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thank you for throwing your shoe

President Obama's weekly address


The text of his address is below:

Remarks of the President-Elect Barack Obama
Science Team Rollout Radio Address
Friday, December 17, 2008
Chicago, Illinois

Over the past few weeks, Vice President-Elect Biden and I have announced some of the leaders who will advise us as we seek to meet America’s twenty-first century challenges, from strengthening our security, to rebuilding our economy, to preserving our planet for our children and grandchildren. Today, I am pleased to announce members of my science and technology team whose work will be critical to these efforts.

Whether it’s the science to slow global warming; the technology to protect our troops and confront bioterror and weapons of mass destruction; the research to find life-saving cures; or the innovations to remake our industries and create twenty-first century jobs—today, more than ever before, science holds the key to our survival as a planet and our security and prosperity as a nation. It is time we once again put science at the top of our agenda and worked to restore America’s place as the world leader in science and technology.

Right now, in labs, classrooms and companies across America, our leading minds are hard at work chasing the next big idea, on the cusp of breakthroughs that could revolutionize our lives. But history tells us that they cannot do it alone. From landing on the moon, to sequencing the human genome, to inventing the Internet, America has been the first to cross that new frontier because we had leaders who paved the way: leaders like President Kennedy, who inspired us to push the boundaries of the known world and achieve the impossible; leaders who not only invested in our scientists, but who respected the integrity of the scientific process.

Because the truth is that promoting science isn’t just about providing resources—it’s about protecting free and open inquiry. It’s about ensuring that facts and evidence are never twisted or obscured by politics or ideology. It’s about listening to what our scientists have to say, even when it’s inconvenient—especially when it’s inconvenient. Because the highest purpose of science is the search for knowledge, truth and a greater understanding of the world around us. That will be my goal as President of the United States—and I could not have a better team to guide me in this work.

Dr. John Holdren has agreed to serve as Assistant to the President for Science and Technology and Director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy. John is a professor and Director of the Program on Science, Technology, and Public Policy at Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government, as well as President and Director of the Woods Hole Research Center. A physicist renowned for his work on climate and energy, he’s received numerous honors and awards for his contributions and has been one of the most passionate and persistent voices of our time about the growing threat of climate change. I look forward to his wise counsel in the years ahead.

John will also serve as a Co-Chair of the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology—or PCAST—as will Dr. Harold Varmus and Dr. Eric Lander. Together, they will work to remake PCAST into a vigorous external advisory council that will shape my thinking on the scientific aspects of my policy priorities.

Dr. Varmus is no stranger to this work. He is not just a path-breaking scientist, having won a Nobel Prize for his research on the causes of cancer—he also served as Director of the National Institutes of Health during the Clinton Administration. I am grateful he has answered the call to serve once again.

Dr. Eric Lander is the Founding Director of the Broad Institute at MIT and Harvard and was one of the driving forces behind mapping the human genome—one of the greatest scientific achievements in history. I know he will be a powerful voice in my Administration as we seek to find the causes and cures of our most devastating diseases.

Finally, Dr. Jane Lubchenco has accepted my nomination as the Administrator of NOAA, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, which is devoted to conserving our marine and coastal resources and monitoring our weather. An internationally known environmental scientist and ecologist and former President of the American Association for the Advancement of Science, Jane has advised the President and Congress on scientific matters, and I am confident she will provide passionate and dedicated leadership at NOAA.

Working with these leaders, we will seek to draw on the power of science to both meet our challenges across the globe and revitalize our economy here at home. And I’ll be speaking more after the New Year about how my Administration will engage leaders in the technology community and harness technology and innovation to create jobs, enhance America’s competitiveness and advance our national priorities.

I am confident that if we recommit ourselves to discovery; if we support science education to create the next generation of scientists and engineers right here in America; if we have the vision to believe and invest in things unseen, then we can lead the world into a new future of peace and prosperity.

Thank you.

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Just a note here -I think that it was Friday the 19th not the 17th as the text shows (everyone has typos you know).

Innvocation by Warren?

This is a odd choice.
Inclusion is one thing but it does not mean including the most vile and base of the human race.
We shall see how this plays out ...

We will hope that Warren has an epiphany and actually speaks coherently and with inclusiveness - something he has never before been capable of.

Just a thought ...

Just a thought for all the got to be there every time the church doors open 'christians' out there ...

“Going to church doesn’t make you a christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.”

~ Dr. Laurence J. Peter

Got it.

Another timely seasonal announcement from your friends over at Reality!

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

There are so many fun things to do with your friends, this time of year.

Again, they are masters of the obvious!

Friday, December 19, 2008

And I Quote

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.

~ Edgar A. Schoaff

Panthers and Giants meet for top seed in NFC

Fifteen games into the season, the Carolina Panthers and the New York Giants are going to play for a nice prize: the NFC's No. 1 seed, home-field advantage for the playoffs and a first-round bye.

Both teams also are experienced in playing in the big game.
Carolina's roster still has nine players who represented the Panthers in the Super Bowl in February 2004.
New York went to the Super Bowl last February, and stunned the unbeaten New England Patriots.

The Prize?
The team that finds itself the winner Sunday night will know whether the NFC road to the Super Bowl will go through either Charlotte or East Rutherford.

(Charlotte if you must know)

Our readers

Some of our readers today hail from:

Klang, Malaysia; Bucharest, Romania; Bordeaux, France

Hockessin, Delaware; Cedarburg, Wisconsin; Yuba City, California

California Attorney General urges court to void gay marriage ban

The California attorney general has changed his position on the state's new same-sex marriage ban and is now urging the state Supreme Court to void Proposition 8.

In a dramatic reversal, Attorney General Jerry Brown filed a legal brief saying the measure that amended the California Constitution to limit marriage to a man and a woman is itself unconstitutional because it deprives a minority group of a fundamental right.

Earlier, Brown had said he would defend the ballot measure against legal challenges from gay marriage supporters.

But Brown said he reached a different conclusion "upon further reflection and a deeper probing into all the aspects of our Constitution.
"It became evident that the Article 1 provision guaranteeing basic liberty, which includes the right to marry, took precedence over the initiative," he said.
"Based on my duty to defend the law and the entire Constitution, I concluded the court should protect the right to marry even in the face of the 52 percent vote."

A Slice of Philosophy

Many a false step is taken by standing still.

~ Arnold Glasow

And I Quote

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

~ Milton Berle

You're a mean one, Mister Grinch

Another Xmas classic!

Nobody does it better than Boris Karloff!

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Getting into the Xmas spirit ... finally!

The Irish Rovers

Franken leads in Senate voting

From the Minnesota Star Tribune:

The intense scrutiny of "voter intent" resumed today by the five-member board charged with directing Minnesota's recount in the U.S. Senate race between incumbent Republican Norm Coleman and Democratic rival Al Franken, and the day's rulings turned the challenger's slight deficit into a triple-digit lead.

Read the rest here.

Mother of Palin's daughter's boyfriend arrested

Just when you thought they'd go away ...

Alaska State Troopers have arrested the mother of Bristol Palin's boyfriend on drug charges.

Sherry L. Johnston was arrested Thursday after troopers served a search warrant on a Wasilla home.
The 42-year-old Johnston has been charged with six felony drug counts.
Troopers did not identify the drug involved in a brief mention on the agency's Web site.
Johnston is the mother of 18-year-old Levi Johnston.

Alaska governor . Sarah Palin, the former repugican nominee for vice president, announced in September that her 18-year-old daughter, Bristol, was pregnant and Johnston was the father.

Sherry Johnston was released from jail in Palmer on $5,000 bail.
She was not scheduled to be immediately arraigned.
Alaska State Troopers spokeswoman Megan Peters said no one else had been charged.
Other details could not be immediately released Friday because the investigation was ongoing, she said.

Palmer District Attorney Roman Kalytiak said information on the case had not yet been forwarded to his office.

It was fun while it lasted

Oh, well it was fun while it lasted! Our 7 out of 10 PageRank has fallen to 1 out of 10 again.
I guess this means we'll have to keep climbing.

Oymyakon - The Coldest Permanently Inhabited Place On Earth


Oymyakon/Ojmjakon/Oimyakon is the coldest permanently inhabited place on earth. The lowest recorded temperature here is -71.2 degrees Celsius. Some authorities say this is the lowest officially recorded temperature in the northern hemisphere.

The village has a population of around 800 and is located 690 meters above sea level and lies in a valley between two mountain ranges (the reason for the low temperatures). The name Oymyakon means "non-freezing water" because of the natural hot spring close to the village.


Looks like paradise, doesn't it!

To see more about Oymyakon go to A Welsh View.

War Criminals: The Torture report

New York Times op-ed piece calling for action from the Obama administration to reverse the legislation of impunity by the outgoing administration:
Most Americans have long known that the horrors of Abu Ghraib were not the work of a few low-ranking sociopaths. All but President Bush’s most unquestioning supporters recognized the chain of unprincipled decisions that led to the abuse, torture and death in prisons run by the American military and intelligence services.

Now, a bipartisan report by the Senate Armed Services Committee has made what amounts to a strong case for bringing criminal charges against former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld; his legal counsel, William J. Haynes; and potentially other top officials, including the former White House counsel Alberto Gonzales and David Addington, Vice President Dick Cheney’s former chief of staff.

The report shows how actions by these men “led directly” to what happened at Abu Ghraib, in Afghanistan, in Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, and in secret C.I.A. prisons.

It said these top officials, charged with defending the Constitution and America’s standing in the world, methodically introduced interrogation practices based on illegal tortures devised by Chinese agents during the Korean War. Until the Bush administration, their only use in the United States was to train soldiers to resist what might be done to them if they were captured by a lawless enemy.

The officials then issued legally and morally bankrupt documents to justify their actions, starting with a presidential order saying that the Geneva Conventions did not apply to prisoners of the “war on terror” — the first time any democratic nation had unilaterally reinterpreted the conventions.

Mugabe says no African country will topple him

Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe said Friday that "Zimbabwe is mine" and vowed never to surrender, saying no African nation is brave enough to topple him.

Famous last words ...

With the utter collapse of everything in Zimbabwe, he will be 'toppled' - it is only a question of when and who.
He may be correct in that no African nation will topple him, but I would not lay bets on that assumption.

Germans building memorial for Gypsy victims of Nazis

Germany has started building a memorial to about 500,000 Gypsies persecuted by the Nazis.

Construction on the square well in Berlin's central Tiergarten park follows 16 years of debate among leading groups representing Germany's Gypsies, or Sinti and Roma.
It is due to be completed in 2009.

Romani Rose, leader of Germany's Central Council for Sinti and Roma, spoke at Friday's groundbreaking ceremony.
Rose praised the government for "recognizing its historical responsibility for those Gypsies who were persecuted under the Nazis."

Some 220,000 to 500,000 Gypsies were killed during the Holocaust. Berlin also has memorials to Jews and gay victims killed by the Nazis.

A Slice of Philosophy

犯了差错的一个人,和不改正它,犯另一个差错。

(A man who has committed a mistake, and doesn't correct it, is committing another mistake.)
Confucious.

So, I am in a philosophical mood at the moment - Sue me!

A Slice of Philosophy


δικό μου συμβουλή σε you is παντρεύομαι : εάν βρίσκω έναs καλός σύζυγοs εσύ θα να είμαι ευτυχισμένος ; εάν όχι , εσύ θα γίνομαι έναs φιλόσοφος.

(My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.)

Socrates.

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OK, this one from Socrates is a slice of wit as well!

Trial and Error

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

~ Albert Einstein

Was he ever right about that! Just look back over your life and count the mistakes you've made. I stopped counting when the number made my head hurt - I am always doing something new!

And I Quote

No one really knows enough to be a pessimist.

~ Norman Cousins.

Zoot Suit Riot


Cherry Poppin' Daddies on Letterman

Thursday, December 18, 2008

London's open-backed buses to return

London's mayor says he is making good on his promise to return London's iconic open-backed Routemaster bus to the British capital.

The traditional Routemaster had an open platform at the back, enabling passengers to get on and off quickly.
It was phased out three years ago in favor of boxy-looking double-deckers deemed safer and more accessible.

But the Routemaster was widely loved and Mayor Boris Johnson said Friday that winning open-backed designs for its successor have been chosen.
He says the new buses could be in service by 2011.

Johnson's opponents say there is no point in bringing back buses that were only recently withdrawn for being impractical.
"Nostalgia doesn't get people to work on time," London Assembly member Val Shawcross said.
(There's a party-pooper in every crowd)

Hot gold lands Michigan postal worker in hot water

A Detroit-area postal worker has been charged with stealing gold from the mail after he tried to pawn his treasure to the shop that had shipped it.

The postal worker sold the gold on November 7th to G&S Brokers pawn shop for $320. Authorities told The Detroit News that jeweler James Zelinske recognized the gold because he had melted and mailed it to a business in Ann Arbor.

Zelinske had insured the parcel of gold for $1,000.

The postal worker has been charged with embezzling mail from the Mount Clemens post office. He appeared Thursday in federal court in Detroit.

The Worst Ballot Challenge Of All

From the "Why is this idiot even breathing" Department:

With today's meeting of the Minnesota state canvassing board, it's become painfully clear that Norm Coleman's big problem is that his ballot challenges are made up almost entirely of brazenly frivolous attempts to get votes for Al Franken thrown out.

But now we're at the point where all those challenges are resolved - in other words, he can't hide behind these tricks anymore.

This one might be the worst of all. The Coleman campaign tried to get a vote for Franken thrown out because the voter had written on the ballot. What'd they write?

Thank you for counting my vote!

Is there anything more that needs to be said?

It goes in cycles

The readers of Carolina Naturally are from every corner of the globe, but they tend to follow a few patterns.
Today and for the last few days readers east of the Mississippi in the USA have dominated the numbers domestically, whereas just a few weeks ago it was the state of California that had the big numbers.
World-wide readers follow patterns as well with the battle between Scandinavia and Far East Asia for the big numbers almost a slugfest some days, however Europe and Southwest Asia aren't slacking off either.
What is really encouraging is the increasing numbers from Sub-Saharan Africa, the numbers have always been strong in North Africa.

The Mystic's Dream


Loreena McKennitt

If you'd like to smell like Burger King ...

Looking to beef up your mojo this holiday season?

Burger King Corp. may have just the thing. The home of the Whopper has launched a new men's body spray called "Flame." The company describes the spray as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat."

The fragrance is on sale at New York City retailer Ricky's NYC in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99.

Burger King is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked but for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend.

The marketing ploy is the latest in a string of viral ad campaigns by the company. Burger King is also in the midst of its Whopper Virgins campaign that features an taste test with fast-food "virgins" pitting the Whopper against McDonald's Corp.'s Big Mac.

*****

Has anyone else seen the way passed ridiculous sign as ways back? Obviously the folks at Burger King missed it!

69 rabbits discovered in 1-bedroom apartment

It's Christmastime, not Easter, but the DuPage County Animal Care and Control Center in Wheaton, Illinois, has some rabbits available for adoption - 69 of them, to be exact. All of them were found recently in a one-bedroom apartment.

Officials said the domesticated Dutch rabbits that were discovered during a recent eviction, and the female tenant told animal control workers her financial situation had overwhelmed her.

Authorities would not identify the woman nor the location of her apartment.

Center executive director Kerry Vinkler called it a typical pet-hoarding situation, but she said all the rabbits but one were in good shape when they were found.

Vinkler estimates the oldest rabbits to be about 18 months old and said Dutch rabbits have a life span of eight to 12 years.

Want a retired space shuttle? They're up for grabs

NASA's soon-to-be-retired space shuttles are up for grabs.

The space agency said Wednesday it's looking for ideas on where and how best to display its space shuttles once they stop flying in a few years.
It's put out a call to schools, science museums and "other appropriate organizations" that might be interested in showcasing one of the three remaining shuttles.

Beware: NASA estimates it will cost about $42 million to get each shuttle ready and get it where it needs to go, and the final tab could end up much more.
The estimate includes $6 million to ferry the spaceship atop a modified jumbo jet to the closest major airport.
But the price could skyrocket depending on how far the display site is from the airport.
Only indoor, climate-controlled displays will be considered.

"The orbiters will not be disassembled for transportation or storage," NASA insists in its nine-page request for information.
One space shuttle appears headed to the Smithsonian Institution's National Air and Space Museum in Washington.
The remaining two would be placed in storage at Kennedy Space Center until their final homes are decided.

If a space shuttle is too pricey, NASA is offering some of its shuttle main engines for anywhere between $400,000 and $800,000, not counting shipping costs.
The space shuttles, so you know, will not come with any main engines.

NASA plans to retire Discovery, Atlantis and Endeavor by Sept. 30, 2010, in keeping with the shrub's calling for a return by astronauts to the moon by 2020.
A transition team set up by President Barack Obama is reviewing all the options, however, including the possibility of keeping the shuttles flying beyond 2010.If that happens, then all space shuttle deals are off.

As of this moment ...

558 Brave men and women will not be returning from Afghanistan
Alive!

Another Isolated Incident

And if you thought it was only in China where the guilty convict the innocent take a gander at this:

From The Agitator:

Another Isolated Incident

But not a drug raid. A prostitution raid.

It was a little before 8 at night when the breaker went out at Emily Milburn’s home in Galveston. She was busy preparing her children for school the next day, so she asked her 12-year-old daughter, Dymond, to pop outside and turn the switch back on.

As Dymond headed toward the breaker, a blue van drove up and three men jumped out rushing toward her. One of them grabbed her saying, “You’re a prostitute. You’re coming with me.”

Dymond grabbed onto a tree and started screaming, “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.” One of the men covered her mouth. Two of the men beat her about the face and throat.

As it turned out, the three men were plain-clothed Galveston police officers who had been called to the area regarding three white prostitutes soliciting a white man and a black drug dealer.

All this is according to a lawsuit filed in Galveston federal court by Milburn against the officers. The lawsuit alleges that the officers thought Dymond, an African-American, was a hooker due to the “tight shorts” she was wearing, despite not fitting the racial description of any of the female suspects. The police went to the wrong house, two blocks away from the area of the reported illegal activity…

So you’d think that after the police figured out they had the wrong house, they’d apologize, and possibly even compensate the girl and her family. According to the lawsuit, you’d be wrong:

After the incident, Dymond was hospitalized and suffered black eyes as well as throat and ear drum injuries.

Three weeks later, according to the lawsuit, police went to Dymond’s school, where she was an honor student, and arrested her for assaulting a public servant. Griffin says the allegations stem from when Dymond fought back against the three men who were trying to take her from her home. The case went to trial, but the judge declared it a mistrial on the first day, says Griffin. The new trial is set for February.

I have a call into the Galveston district attorney and with Dymond Milburn’s lawyer. We’re going on a press account of one side of a lawsuit, here. So it’s possible—and I would hope—that there are some important details missing.

Otherwise, a police mistake leads to an innocent 12-year-old getting violently snatched up and roughed up by a group of plainclothes cops jumping out of a van . . . and they charge her for resisting?

*****

Makes you proud doesn't it ... to live in a country where the gestapo can attack and brutalize a child and then prosecute the child for the bruises her face caused on their fists!

Doctor finds foot growing in brain of infant

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A pediatric brain surgeon Colorado Springs, Colorado was operating on a 3-day-old baby and found a foot growing in his brain.

"The foot literally popped out of the brain," Grabb told TheDenverChannel Wednesday.

The appendage threatened the newborn's life.

When [Dr. Paul] Grabb performed the life-saving surgery at Memorial Hospital for Children in Colorado Springs, he was in for another surprise: he also found what appeared to be parts of an intestine in the folds of the infant's tiny brain, in addition to another developing foot, hand and thigh.

And I Quote

"This is a farewell kiss, dog."

~ currently the most famous man in the world, Iraqi television journalist
Muthathar al Zaidi, after throwing his shoes at the shrub.

Marijuana “epidemic” shows Japan’s drug allergy

From Reuters:

First a sumo wrestler, then an actor, now students at elite universities and a tennis player — the list of people caught using marijuana has sparked fears of reefer madness in Japan.

More than 2,000 people were arrested on dope charges between January and October this year, a 19 percent increase on the same period last year, according to the National Police Agency.

“(The) increase in marijuana abusers, as well as tightening regulations, are both factors that pushed up the number of arrests,” Shingo Katsuno, vice president and an expert on Japan’s drug issues at Hyogo University of Teacher Education, told Reuters in a telephone interview.

“Japan is now highly interested in the issue because it is spreading in places like colleges, where it hardly existed before,” he added.

Read more from Marijuana “epidemic” shows Japan’s drug allergy

The guilty convict the innocent in China

A Chinese lawyer who defended residents forcibly evicted from their homes to make way for development was sentenced to two years in prison for obstructing official duties, her husband said.

Ni Yulan, 47, was arrested in April for allegedly assaulting a worker who along with police was trying to demolish her family's house in an old neighborhood in central Beijing, her husband Dong Jiqin said.

New York-based Human Rights Watch said it was Ni who was assaulted when one of the workers hit her on the head with a brick.

Dong said his wife was sentenced to two years in prison at a 2 1/2-hour, closed-door trial.

*****

Getting hit in the head by a brick and sent to jail for 'assaulting' the brick! And the Chinese wonder why they are laughed at worldwide!

Moving On Up

We've got a 7 out of 10 PageRank rating from Google again this morning - Woo-woo!

That's a lot

The San Ysidro border station is now the busiest on earth.

It looked fairly busy even in 1925 with 4 or 5 lanes of cars lined.

Today, it has 24 lanes of northbound traffic for those traveling from Tijuana to San Diego and another 6 southbound lanes for those going the other way.

Every day up to 50,000 vehicles pass through this gate, plus another 25,000 people on foot, and that's just into the United States ...

Frosty the Snowman


Leon Redbone and Dr. John

The High and The Flighty




Foghorn Leghorn

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Iowa town's roads well seasoned

Slush has never smelled so spicy.

City crews in the Des Moines suburb of Ankeny are using garlic salt to melt snow and ice on streets from Tuesday's storm. The salt was donated by Tone Brothers Inc., a top spice producer headquartered in Ankeny.

Public Works Administrator Al Olson said the company donated 18,000 pounds of garlic salt to use on its 400 miles of roads.

Olson doesn't have details, but he said the salt would have ended up in the landfill, so the company donated it. A telephone call Wednesday to Tone Brothers wasn't immediately returned.

Olson said the city mixed the garlic salt with regular road salt and it works fine. He said some road workers say it makes them hungry, but Olson doesn't recommend it to spice up lunch or dinner.

Fast-food worker laughs, tells robber to get a job

That's one way to put it ...

A San Antonio fast-food restaurant cashier laughed at a robbery suspect and told him to get a job if he wanted money during a failed holdup on Tuesday evening.

Police said the suspect approached the worker and demanded money, but the cashier laughed and apparently didn't realize the man was trying to hold up the place.

The suspect then allegedly pulled out a box cutter and demanded the cashier's wallet. The employee complied, but had no money in his billfold.

The suspect fled, but was caught by police who responded to the robbery call.

San Antonio police said the suspect is expected to be charged with aggravated robbery.

Santa gets parking ticket while delivering toys

It had to be in New York City, you know ...

Santa Claus has added a New York City traffic agent to his naughty list after she gave him a ticket while delivering gifts to children.

Chip Cafiero says he'll fight the $115 ticket he received in Brooklyn on Black Friday when he was dressed as Santa.

The 60-year-old retired schoolteacher was riding a horse-drawn carriage and handing out toys and candy canes. An SUV carrying the toys and protecting the horse from traffic was double parked next to him.

Santa says he yelled "Ho! Ho! Ho!" to get the traffic agent's attention because the SUV wasn't blocking traffic. But in his words, "This grinch just went ahead and fined me."

Local politician Martin Golden calls the parking ticket "ridiculous."

Police won't comment on it.

Big Girls Don't Cry


Fergie

NFL record-setter Slingin' Sammy Baugh dies at 94

People never forgot Slingin' Sammy Baugh.

Every day as many as four letters arrived at the West Texas ranch the pioneering quarterback called home.

Baugh, whose use of the forward pass took him to the Hall of Fame after a career with the Washington Redskins, died Wednesday night. He was 94.

Baugh, hampered by numerous health issues, died at Fisher County Hospital in Rotan.

Sammy Baugh was the last surviving member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame's inaugural class of 1963.

After starring at TCU, "Slingin' Sammy" played with the Redskins from 1937 to 1952, leading them to the NFL title in his rookie season and again in 1942.

Baugh was the best all-around player in an era when versatility was essential. In 1943, he led the league in passing, punting and interceptions. In one game, he threw four touchdowns and also intercepted four passes. He threw six touchdowns passes in a game twice. His 51.4-yard punting average in 1940 remains the NFL record.

Science News

From Treehugger.com:
Faced with the stark truth that the numbers of U.S. students pursuing careers in science are dwindling rapidly, the EPA and the City College of New York have announced a joint effort to encourage and produce environmental scientists of diverse backgrounds to pursue their dreams in the field of environmental science and potentially wind up working for the EPA.

Of course, there’s always the reality that a career at the EPA may not fit the economic aspirations of such driven individuals, but there’s certainly cause for hope that the program through CCNY just may help fill the void at the EPA.

Article continues: EPA and CCNY in Joint Venture to Produce Environmental Scientists

Daily Horoscope

The daily horoscope for the day says;

Find a way around the congestion as much as possible.

Boy, they're good! (At stating the obvious - it is the holidaze, after all)

Our readers

Some of Carolina Naturally readers today hailed from:

Burgos, Spain; Dubai, United Arab Emirates; Liverpool, England

Dahlangea, Georgia; Corvallis, Oregon; and Palos Hills, Illinois

Happiness is a warm gun


A rare version of The Beatles song from the The Beatles (aka the White Album)

There is no "I" in TEAM

True, the is no "I" in TEAM. But those who are forever going on about it conveniently leave out the portion following the comma and instead insert a period as if the phrase ending there.

The entire phrase:

There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is a ME!

And the ME is the one spouting the partial phrase extolling others to work to benefit the ME.

This date, from Henry David Thoreau's journal

December 17, 1851

"The pitch pine woods on the right of the Corner road. A piercing cold afternoon, wading in the snow. R. Rice was going to Sudbury to put his bees into the cellar for fear they would freeze. He had a small hive; not enough to keep each other warm. The pitch pines hold the snow well. It lies now in balls on their plumes and in streaks on their branches, their low branches rising at a small angle and meeting each other. A certain dim religious light comes through this roof of pine leaves and snow. It is a somber twilight, yet in some places the sun streams in, producing the strongest contrasts of light and shade."

Winter solstice is fast approaching

Winter solstice is fast approaching.
Time to take out that Yule log and light the first fire of the year.

Iraqi official says he's quitting over shoe-tosser

Iraq's parliament speaker announced his resignation Wednesday after a parliamentary session descended into chaos as lawmakers argued about whether to free a journalist who threw his shoes at the shrub.

After arguments erupted among lawmakers over the fate of the journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi, the speaker, Mahmoud al-Mashhadani said: "I have no honor leading this parliament and I announce my resignation." He did not offer a position on whether al-Zeidi should be freed.


*****

So, the saga continues ...

The shrub got less than what he deserves, but history will not let it remain that way - he will get 'what's coming to him' ... everyone does ... and in his case I don't think it will be a bed of rose petals - the thorns maybe, but definitely not the petals.

Most people understand their pets

Sixty-seven percent of pet owners say they understand their animals' woofs, meows or other sounds.

That's curious ... I thought everybody understood their pets!?

Those thirty-three percent who don't understand their pets must not be listening.

*****

One hundred percent of pets understand us ... some simply ignore what we're saying.

Thank U


Alanis Morissette

Damn, has it been ten years all ready?! This was the big hit in the last two months of 1998.

Gambling tycoon gives up $300M

A co-founder of an Internet gambling company and one of the world's richest people pleaded guilty Tuesday to violating the federal wire act and agreed to forfeit $300 million as part of a cooperation deal.

A smiling Anurag Dikshit, of the British colony of Gibraltar, entered the plea in U.S. District Court in Manhattan to charges that he used the Internet to transmit interstate and foreign wagering information.
The charge carries a potential prison term of up to two years.

The 37-year-old citizen of India is the co-founder of PartyGaming, a Gibraltar online gambling company that offered casino and poker games and catered to a U.S. audience.
Dikshit signed a cooperation agreement and prosecutors indicated they may eventually submit a letter to the judge asking for leniency.
Dikshit and defense lawyer Mark Pomerantz declined to comment.

Prosecutors said in a release that Dikshit developed a proprietary software platform and directed the company's computer operations from 1998 through October 2006, when he also was PartyGaming's principal shareholder.

Bail was set at $15 million, but Dikshit was not required to post any cash or property, prompting Judge Jed S. Rakoff to ask what incentive Dikshit had to attend future court dates.
But prosecutors and Pomerantz agreed that Dikshit had demonstrated his desire to cooperate, in part by already paying $100 million to the U.S. Treasury and pledging to pay another $100 million within three months and the last $100 million installment by Sept. 30.

"Mr. Dikshit decided to come to the United States to enter the plea under his own volition. He's been interviewed in Europe.
We believe Mr. Dikshit is dedicated to following through," Pomerantz said.

Forbes magazine estimated Dikshit's worth last year at $1.6 billion, making him the 618th richest person in the world.

*****

And here you thought the courts were concerned with justice didn't you? This story proves it is not ... it is all about the Benjamins - always has been and always will be.
The judge will be proven correct on this too, Dikshit will go home and not make another appearance in a courtroom ... with a net worth of 1.6B, 300M is pocket change.

Ayn Rand's Message to the GOP Candidates


This is from 1961 and can be said verbatim today - the repugs haven't learned a damned thing.

Science News

Many strange new animals found in Southeast Asia
 News 2008 12 Photogalleries Greater-Mekong-New-Species-Photos Images Primary 2 Greatermekongspecies 461 Scientists have discovered an average of two new species a week in Southeast Asia's Greater Mekong River region. Unusual animals found in this incredibly rich and diverse habitat include Desmoxytes purpurosea, a pink millipede that spews cyanide to defend itself, and Heteropoda maxima, a spider that may be the world's largest with a 12 inch legspan. Find out more on National Geographic's slideshow of the animals, and at the World Wildlife Fund

Synthetic beach with temperature-controlled sand

Plans to build a beach with refrigerated sand at the new Palazza Versace hotel in Dubai are moving ahead:
1) A substructure of pipes will circulate coolant under the sand to keep guests' feet from getting burned.
2) Giant fans are also proposed to generate an "ocean breeze."

From the Times Online:
Soheil Abedian, founder and president of Palazzo Versace, said he believed it is possible to design a refrigerated beach and make it sustainable. “We will suck the heat out of the sand to keep it cool enough to lie on,” he said. “This is the kind of luxury that top people want...”

Versace's plans have shocked environmentalists. Rachel Noble, the campaigns officer at Tourism Concern, which promotes sustainable tourism, said that the carbon generated by such projects would contribute to climate change, whose worst effects would be felt by the poor.

“Dubai is like a bubble world where the things that are worrying the rest of the world, like climate change, are simply ignored so that people can continue their destructive lifestyles,” she said.

Muppets of Burlesque in L.A.

From LA Weekly:
 Style Council Assets C 2008 12 Img 7426-Thumb-480X320Vixen Violette as Fozzie Bear stepped on stage wearing a brown, terrycloth hoop dress and matching knee-high boots, dancing to Elvis Presley's "Teddy Bear"; Scarlett Letter as Sam the Eagle took to a podium to rant about the topic of nudity ("Outrageous!"); Anastasia Von Teaserhausen as the Swedish Chef hand-crafted a giant hamburger consisting of the various meats and cheeses that made up her skirt (plus the heads of lettuce she wore as a bra); Red Snapper did her best Elton John to "Crocodile Rock" and was attacked by a giant stuffed crocodile; a corseted and velvet gloved Vixen Magdalene gothed things up a bit with her Dr. Steel Show; Isabella Star as Miss Piggy auditioned to be an Opera star; Lux La Croix as Rizzo the Rat kicked off her heels, got gangster and bumped her tail to Dr. Dre's "Rat Tat Tat"; Jewel of Denial rocked out and stripped down to Emmet Otter's Riverbottom Nightmare Band; and Dizzy Von Damn! as Gonzo the Great closed out the night with excellent pasty twirling technique and a Muppet version of Frank Sinatra's "I Did It My Way."

Paranoimia


Art of Noise with Max Headroom

Man decked the halls with stolen Santas

A suspicious surplus of Christmas spirit led to the arrest of a man in Southern California. Westminster police say officers responded to a disturbance call at the house of 48-year-old Vuong Pham, where they found rooms overflowing with wicker reindeer, plastic snowmen and inflatable Santas.

For weeks people in Pham's Orange County neighborhood had reported a steady disappearance of lights, figures and faux trees from their front yards.

Police say they connected the thefts to Pham after looking through his house and arrested him Monday on suspicion of grand theft and possession of stolen property.

Officer Cameron Knauerhaze says it took three trucks to take all the Christmas contraband to the station. Police weren't clear on the motive.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Two $1 million tickets sold at same Indiana store

Two winning Hoosier Lottery tickets worth $1 million each were sold within a couple days of each other at the same central Indiana convenience store. John Hensley and his fiancee, Vanessa Mitchell, claimed the Cash Blizzard scratch-off prize on Tuesday, but the winner in Saturday's Hoosier Lotto drawing has not come forward, lottery spokesman Andrew Reed said.

"In the 18 years I've been with the Hoosier Lottery, I can't remember another time that we've had two $1 million winners from the same (retailer) in the same weekend," Reed said.

Both tickets were bought at the Dairyland convenience store on Main Street in Plainfield, a western suburb of Indianapolis.

Lottery officials confirmed Tuesday that the $1 million Hoosier Lotto ticket, likely bought on Thursday, Friday or Saturday, matched the winning numbers drawn Saturday night - 2, 14, 31, 32, 35 and 48. The $1 million winning Cash Blizzard scratch-off ticket was sold Saturday, Reed said.

Hensley, who works at a Plainfield distribution center, said he accepted an annual payout of $36,000 for 20 years, or about $720,000 after taxes, on the $1 million prize.

"It is a lot of money, but not so much that you can stop working," he told The Indianapolis Star.

More lottery tickets, however, are not in Hensley's future.

"I'll never play again unless somebody else is buying the tickets," he said. "The reason to play is that you might hit life-changing money. I don't really have that reason to play anymore. I won't push it."

Cops arrest woman after drive-through burger order

It was a Big N' Tasty burger and one trip to jail to go for a woman suspected of DWI in St. Paul. Police said a 26-year-old woman pulled into a McDonald's drive-thru with squad car lights flashing and sirens blaring behind her. The woman had time to eat a couple of fries before police caught up to her and arrested her on suspicion of drunken driving Sunday.

The woman said says she saw the cruiser at the McDonald's, heard an officer honking the horn and figured she was getting pulled over because her driver's license was revoked. She told the St. Paul Pioneer Press in a jail interview: "I thought they were fixing to mess with me. ... I was fixing to get something to eat."

The woman said she couldn't get out of the drive-through because cars were behind and in front of her.

She's contesting the accuracy of a breath test she took.

Armed burglars demand man's eggbeater

It really must have been a special item. According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, two men entered a man's home early Sunday and demanded his eggbeater. One suspect was holding a pistol while the other brandished a knife to the resident's neck.

Police caught the men outside the home and they are being held in Orient Road Jail. One suspect also faces a charge of aggravated assault.

Police found the eggbeater in the man's left pocket.

Man plays same lottery number 11 times, wins $1.1M


A Hampton man has won the Virginia Lottery's Cash 5 top prize of $100,000, and won it, and won it. Lottery officials said the man won $1.1 million after playing the same numbers on 11 tickets for the same drawing. Each winning ticket gives the man $100,000.

Lottery officials haven't identified the man, who was scheduled to claim his winnings Tuesday afternoon at the lottery service center in Hampton.

Small earthquake rattles South Carolina coast

No damage or injuries were reported this morning in a minor earthquake near Charleston.

The quake was reported at 7:42 a.m., according to the National Earthquake Information Center at the Colorado-based U.S. Geological Survey. The center of the quake was about 10 miles east-southeast of Summerville, S.C., a Charleston suburb.

The quake was in the same area as the 1886 Charleston earthquake which killed more than 100 people and did $103 million damage (at today's prices).

Residents of the Charleston area reported feeling the earthquake this morning, but there were no reports of damage.

Daily Funny

A true story from the MountIsa in Queensland.

Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighborhood pub.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into.

He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.

The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test.

To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.

The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy"

Question and Answer

Q. How does a Brazilian woman turn a man into a millionaire?
A. She first meets him when he is a billionaire