The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift

Today's horoscope says:
You're getting so many congratulatory pats on the back today that you might start to feel a little sore!
Some people (jealous or unobservant) might call it luck, but you know better.
In your case, 'luck' was composed of equal parts talent, perseverance, hard work and opportunity.
So go ahead and show off how happy you are, because you deserve it, no matter what.
How sweet it is!

Some of our readers today have been in:

Rome Lazio, Italy

Port-Au-Prince, Oest, Haiti

North Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Paris, Ile-De-France, France

Soul, Kyonggi-Do, Korea

Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, Malaysia

London, England, United Kingdom

Strasbourg, Alsace, France

Sheffield, England, United Kingdom

Lublin, Lubelskie, Poland

Hanoi, Hanoi, Vietnam

Oldenburg, Niedersachsen, Germany

Dulin, Dublin, Ireland

Bremen, Bremen, Germany

Moscow, Moskva, Russia

Essen, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany

Copenhagen, Kobenhavn, Denmark

Santander, Cantabria, Spain

Rostock, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, Germany

Koeln, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany

Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

London, Ontario, Canada

Airdie, Alberta, Canada

Athens, Attiki, Greece

Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India

as well as Brazil, and the United States in such cities as Houma, Conway, Weaverville, Reston, Seattle and more

Today is Monday, April 5, the 95th day of 2010.

There are 270 days left in the year.

Today In History April 5

There are no unusual holidays or celebrations today.

The Lion Awakes

Jimmy Cliff

Carolina Gopher Frogs

Rare frogs find a military home

Carolina gopher frogs like their habitat, where soldiers train and practice bombs explode

Love People

Blue Riddim Band

As The World Turns

As The World Turns

Thai protesters occupy commercial center

Pro-democracy demonstrators paralyze Bangkok's commercial heart for a second day.  

» What they want 

Also: 

• Protest photos
• Thailand Red Shirts

World's Tallest Tower Reopens In Dubai

The observation deck of the world's tallest skyscraper reopened Sunday in Dubai, two months after an elevator malfunction that left visitors trapped more than 120 stories above the ground forced it to close.

Senegal unveils expensive, eyesore statue

Besides looking as ugly as just about every statue around the world by a communist country artist, it's ridiculously sexist. At a minimum, let's hope the proceeds actually make it to the children. 

Six-year-old twins caught smuggling cocaine in underwear

A mother and her two six-year-old twins were found with cocaine stuffed down their underwear as they tried to board a plane bound for London, Nigerian police said on Saturday.

A spokesman for Nigeria's Drug Law Enforcement Agency said the woman and her husband were arrested after the find.

"Although the man was not found with any drugs, his wife and two children, who are twins aged six years, were found with cocaine hidden in their underwear," the spokesman said.

Photo from here.

The woman was carrying more than 3kg of cocaine while her children carried a total of around 700 grams, he said.

Narcotics agents detained the family as they were about to board a London-bound jet at Lagos's Murtala Mohammed International airport on March 28.

"We have released the twins to other family members because they are minors and innocent while their parents will soon be taken to court for drug trafficking," the spokesman said.

Iraqi artists denied entry to Britain for their own exhibition

It was to be Britain's first comprehensive exhibition of contemporary art from Iraq since the first Gulf War, with a guest list including the Iraqi ambassador, the Foreign Secretary David Miliband MP and five of the war-torn country's most promising artists flown over for the occasion.

So it was dismaying for all parties to learn, less than a month before "Contemporary Art Iraq" was to open at Manchester's Cornerhouse Art Gallery, that the UK Border Agency had denied all five artists entry into the country.

The reason? They could provide no valid bank statements. Proof of financial stability and a bank account in the applicant's home country is a bureaucratic requirement for British visa authorities, but it is also, according to Iraqi experts, a very tall order in an occupied country with no banking infrastructure.

The exhibition, showcasing works by 19 artists from Iraq who have created pieces through both wars, Saddam Hussein's downfall, the occupation and subsequent upheavals, will still open on Friday 16 April, but organisers are bitter about the absence of the artists – and the taxpayers' money wasted on the effort to bring them here.

Return flights and hotels had been booked and the artists flew to Beirut in an effort to make their passage to obtaining a visa easier. The cost of remaining in Lebanon while they tried to sort out visas added to the £10,000 bill.

For campaigners opposed to the visa restrictions for artists entering Britain on a temporary basis, this is the latest example of a pointlessly bureaucratic and obstructive "points system". A host of headlining artists at the annual WOMAD world music festival have been prevented from performing in past years as well as poets at the Ledbury Poetry Festival.

White supremacist leader killed in South Africa

South Africa's white supremacist leader Eugene Terreblanche was bludgeoned to death by two of his farm workers Saturday in an apparent dispute over wages, police said, amid growing racial tensions in the once white-led country.

 

Full story

Eugene Terre'Blanche, the notorious far-right South African politician, has been murdered at his farm by two of his own employees, according to reports. He was killed with pipes and 'panga' machetes while sleeping, according to a spokesman for his Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging (Afrikaner Resistance Movement) party.

Terre'Blanche was one of the most divisive figures in South African politics, believing firmly in white supremacy and the separation of the races and bitterly opposing the anti-apartheid movement. He recently declared of post-apartheid South Africa: "Our country is being run by criminals who murder and rob. This land was the best, and they ruined it all. We are being oppressed again. We will rise again."

AWB spokesman André Visagie said Terre'Blanche, who was apparently alone on the farm at the time of the attack, was beaten so badly "he didn't look like Eugene anymore". Visagie said that Terre'Blanche's only security were his dogs which were "neutralized".

A 15-year-old and 28-year-old who worked for Terre'Blanche were arrested, according to police spokesperson Captain Adele Myburgh. Captain Myburgh said: "Mr Terre'Blanche's body was found on the bed with facial and head injuries. There was a panga on him and knobkerrie next to the bed.

More.

China refuses Bob Dylan

From The Guardian:

Aged 68 and almost half a century past the zenith of his angry, protest-song youth, Bob Dylan must almost have forgotten what it was like to be deemed a threat to society. But it seems at least one place still sees him as a dangerous radical.

Dylan's planned tour of east Asia later this month has been called off after Chinese officials refused permission for him to play in Beijing and Shanghai, his local promoters said. China's ministry of culture, which vets planned concerts by overseas artists, appeared wary of Dylan's past as an icon of the counterculture movement, said Jeffrey Wu, of the Taiwan-based promoters Brokers Brothers Herald.

Dylan fans denied the chance to see their hero might also blame Björk, who caused consternation among Chinese officials two years ago by shouting pro-Tibet slogans at a concert in Shanghai, Wu told Hong Kong's South China Morning Post.

Do they not realize how silly and stupid they appear to the rest of the world when they make decisions like this?

Indian woman kept husband hostage for a year

The wife of a 30-year-old man in Gandhinagar tormented him for a year by allegedly locking him up in a small room, starving him and frequently hitting him. This disturbing case of incarceration came to light when the police rescued the man, Dalbir Singh Gill, from his rented house near InfoCity on Friday.

Cops are yet to find out why Dalbir’s wife, Rajvinder Kaur, subjected him to such cruelty. His mother, however, claims Rajvinder tortured him to coerce him into demanding a share of family wealth. Dalbir, who cannot move without a walking frame, used to play cricket in domestic leagues before a road mishap left him with head and leg injuries in 2002.

On Friday when the Gandhinagar mahila police — prodded by Dalbir’s mother — entered his home in Meghdhanush Society III near Info City to rescue him, they found him in a horrifying condition. He was alarmingly frail because of days of starvation; his skin was pale; he smelt terrible and had a thick beard. Worse, months of captivity had left him disoriented.

The room in which he was allegedly held hostage was dark and unkempt. Cobwebs and termites could be seen all over the place, which had an unmistakable odour of fetid air. “The room and the house’s condition was terrible. There was hardly any food in the kitchen. Dalbir could hardly move and his clothes stank,” a sub-inspector with the Gandhinagar mahila police, A M Brahmbhatt, said.

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The State Of The Nation

The State Of The Nation

Colorado fire captain arrested during emergency call

Full Story

Prosecutors in Colorado are deciding whether to file charges against a fire captain who was arrested and handcuffed during an emergency call.
It's the latest twist in a dispute between city officials in Leadville and the Lake County sheriff.City officials say Dailey went to the sheriff's office to help after someone called an ambulance for a woman ...

Earthquake strikes Baja California

7.2 earthquake strikes Baja California

A strong earthquake south of the U.S.-Mexico border shakes high-rises in downtown LA and San Diego.

Details 

Also: 

• Biggest CA quakes ever
• Search: Earthquakes
• U.S. gives $1.15B to Haiti

Aftershocks from 7.3 quake rock Southern California

Aftershocks from 7.3 quake rock Southern California

Sunday's quake near the Mexico border was the strongest to hit the region in decades.

Felt in Phoenix, Las Vegas 

Also: 

• Photos of aftermath
• Biggest California quakes
• Search: Baja California

Local Hospitality

Local Hospitality

A Kingdom Strange: The Brief and Tragic History of The Lost Colony of Roanoke

Answers Sought In Increase Of Rockslides, Landslides In WNC

In the last six months, landslides, mudslides and rock slides have destroyed parts of three major highways and damaged at least five houses.

Talk About Zoo Expansion

The North Carolina Zoo is the largest public zoo in the county thanks to the purchase of hundreds of additional acres in Randolph County. 

Credit card companies change tactics

Credit card companies change tactics

Faced with new rules, the industry is making changes to every credit card that you own.

Cards that are most affected 

Also: 

• Chase to cut credit lines
• 7 ways to fix finances
• How to live on cash only

Wacky claims job-seekers use on resumes

Wacky claims job-seekers use on resumes

Some candidates cross the line when trying to make their resumes stand out.

Remembered for the wrong reasons 

Also: 

• Style tips for interviews
• New rules for resumes
• Cover letter examples

Trapped miners saved in 'miracle' rescue

Trapped miners saved in 'miracle' rescue

More than 100 Chinese workers are pulled out alive after spending over a week in a flooded coal mine.

More 

Also: 

• See photos
• U.S. mine inspector audit
• Find Sago mine disaster

Hundreds of thousands lose unemployment benefits today due to obstructionist repugicans

We saw last week that there had been an increase in job creation, but the unemployment rate held at 9.7%, which shows the U.S. is still in a bad job situation. Yet, hundreds of thousands of Americans will lose their unemployment benefits today because Senate repugicans blocked passage of an extension of those benefits:

Nearly 400,000 jobless Americans are going to see their long-term unemployment benefits cut off. Congress failed to pass a short-term extension before taking a two-week break.

Members of the House already had voted to extend jobless benefits and went home for the spring break. Everyone knew those benefits would be running out Monday should the Senate fail to act.

On the Senate's last day in session, Iowa Democrat Tom Harkin pleaded with his repugican colleagues on the Senate floor: "Let's have a little heart. Let's have a little compassion. Let's have a little understanding of what these people are going through every day in their lives, the stress that they have. Let's do the right thing, and extend the unemployment benefits for one month."

Oklahoma repugican Tom Coburn objected. He said he was all for extending unemployment benefits as long as they were paid for, which they were not in the measure the House passed.

I'm sure Tom Coburn and the rest of the repugicans are living well during their Easter vacation. None of them are worried about losing their homes or not having money to pay for food. But, that's the situation the repugicans have foisted upon almost 400,000 Americans who are already suffering from the economic crisis caused by repugican policies.

It's The Economy Stupid

It's The Economy Stupid

To save big, stop thinking small

Instead of cutting back on lattes, try to save money on these big-ticket items.

Why your credit score is key

Also:

• Best use for a tax refund
• Things not to buy in bulk
• How to save thousands

Census providing boost to job market

With 700,000 new jobs in the coming months, many are thankful for the short-term work.  

Impact on economy 

Also: 

• U.S. job growth
• Get a census job
• Obama's census choice

Simple tips to reduce your electric bill

These cost-cutting tricks are painless and can help you avoid wasting cash. 

Dollar-bill test for your refrigerator 

Also: 

• Cutting all utility bills
• Home energy vampires
• Spring finance checklist

America's fastest-growing counties

Warm weather and a booming housing market have drawn hordes to this Florida enclave.  

Decade's top 5 gainers 

Also: 

• Where jobs are growing
• 'Underwater' markets
• States losing population

Disco Duck

Rick Dees and his cast of idiots. Has it been 34 years already?

Lunatic Fringe

Lunatic Fringe

Florida doctor who posted sign about not wanting Obama supporters has no idea what's in health reform bill

Further proof that teabaggers are stupid

Audio of the interview at Alan Colmes:

Cassell: Hospice cuts in 2012…Does the government want people to die slowly?
Colmes: Do you really think the government wants people dead?
Cassell: Well I think that they’re cutting all supportive care, like nursing homes, ambulance services…
Colmes: What to you mean they’re cutting nursing homes?
Cassell: They’re cutting nursing home reimbursements
Colmes: Isn’t what they’re cutting under the Medicare plan what was really double dipping; they were getting credits and they were getting to deduct them at the same time.
Cassell: Well you know, I can’t tell you exactly what the deal is.
Colmes: If you can’t tell us exactly what the deal is, why are you opposing it and fighting against it?
Cassell: I’m not the guy who wrote the plan.
Colmes: But if you don’t know what the deal is why are you speaking out against something you don’t know what the deal is?
Cassell: What I get online, just like any other American. What I’m supposed to understand about the bill should be available to me.
Colmes: It is; it’s been online for a long time; it’s also been all over the media…

Teabaggers will be teabaggers no matter what.

Uh eah uh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

Girl sues for $1m over arrest for desk scribble

A 12-year-old schoolgirl is suing the New York City authorities for $1m (£650,000) in damages after she was arrested for writing on her desk.

Alexa Gonzalez was led out of her school in handcuffs by police after she was caught scribbling a message to her friends with an erasable, green marker.



Miss Gonzalez and her mother are suing the police and education departments in New York City.

They are claiming for excessive use of force and violation of her rights.

The shocking disaster of vanishing sea

The shocking disaster of vanishing sea

Once the world's fourth-largest lake, Central Asia's Aral Sea has shrunk by 90 percent.  

'A graveyard of ships' 

Also: 

• More about Aral Sea
• Images of the sea
• Barrier Reef ship stuck

Interesting In General

Interesting In General

Man who won £9m on lottery dies penniless, five years on

A former baker who claimed that winning £9m on the lottery ruined his life, leaving him penniless, alone and alcoholic, has died of a suspected heart attack.

Keith Gough, 58, won the jackpot with his wife Louise in June 2005, but spent much of his winnings on racehorses, fast cars and an executive box at Aston Villa. He died at the Princess Royal hospital in Telford, Shropshire. It is believed he suffered a heart attack.

Two years after his win, Gough split from his wife of 25 years and began drinking heavily. He then reportedly checked into the Priory rehabilitation clinic in Birmingham for treatment.

He said he slept in the spare room of his nephew's house and spent most of his time indoors, only venturing out for long walks alone in the Shropshire countryside. "My life was brilliant. But the lottery has ruined everything. What's the point of having money when it sends you to bed crying?" he said last year. "Now when I see someone going in to a newsagent I advise them not to buy a lottery ticket."

14-year-old dies after exorcism

A 14-year-old girl has died after neighbors and a local pastor tried to treat her convulsions with an exorcism at a church. Sangeeta Persaud began to have convulsions as she was drinking tea for breakfast at her grandmother's home in Canal Number Two, a farming village west of the capital of Guyana, her grandmother said.

The woman said neighbours arrived to help, and a local pastor, Ewart Cummings, convinced them she was suffering from demonic possession. After trying to cast out the demons at her home neighbours carried her to a church, where the pastor and aides rubbed or pounded on her stomach and had her drink lime juice.

Pastor Ewart Cummings

She was finally taken to a hospital, where she died, Police Commander Colin West said Friday. Results from a preliminary autopsy were inconclusive and no one has been charged, but West said police were continuing to investigate. It was not clear why the girl was not taken to a doctor earlier.

The pastor presided over the girl's funeral on Thursday as the child's mother, father and other relatives shouted accusations at one another and at the preacher. The pastor has disputed accounts of what had occurred, but did not say which parts he felt were inaccurate.

Billionaires who live cheaply

5 billionaires who live cheaply

Mexican tycoon Carlos Slim may be the richest man in the world, but he still lives frugally. 

Same home for 40 years 

Also: 

• Who is Carlos Slim?
• Famous Ivy League rejects
• World's richest people

UFO Tourists in Spain Film Multiple UFOs Next to 3/4 Moon

Have a look at this footage from tourists in Spain taken  against a  night sky with a spectacular shot of a 3/4 moon.  About mid way into the  clip the light show begins, small bright orb-like spheres begin to  create a formation adjacent to the moon in an arrow fashion with two  separate spheres on the opposite side of the 3/4 as well.  Not clear  however if these objects were lanterns or flares.  The flight pattern  does not suggest either lantern or flares could stabilize this  accurately.
That's about it folks.

Moment of Zen

You can cheat an honest man but you can't make a fool out of him.

In Matters Of Health

In Matters Of Health

Easy ways to cut calories and fight fat

Eating protein at every meal helps you feel full longer and uses more calories during digestion.  

What to eat first 

Also: 

• Fight urge to super-size
• Food makers cut sodium
• Low-calorie recipes

Study: Breast-feeding would save lives, money

Heather Graham and Kristen Bell to go barefoot for campaign

Hollywood - from movies.ndtv.com - Hollywood beauties Heather Graham and Kristen Bell are planning to walk barefoot for a day to raise awareness about poverty-stricken children who don't have the luxury of wearing shoes.

The two stars are teaming up with American footwear firm TOMS Shoes and ditching their stilettos on 8 April to prove how difficult it is to live without shoes, Contactmusic reported.

They're also urging fans to come forward and participate generously to the cause.

"I'm going barefoot for one day without shoes to raise awareness about the impact a simple pair of shoes can have on a child's life. So join me on April 8. Take off your shoes and spread the word,"
Bell said.

However Graham admits she is not very comfortable about the prospect of walking barefoot.

"I'm pretty nervous about it because I live in New York City and it's really, really gross here," Graham said.

Hairspray star Brittany Snow and documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock are the other Hollywood A-listers who have decided to be a part of this endeavor.

Doctors perform Cesarean on non-pregnant woman

The North Carolina Medical Board recently reviewed a case where doctors and interns tried to induce labor on a patient, and then performed a Cesarean section, but found there was no baby inside the woman's womb. Dr. Gerianne Geszler, who was in charge at Cape Fear Valley Medical Center the night of the incident, said that several doctors examined the woman before the attempted C-section.

"They did an epidural on her, and when they opened up and made the incision, they saw a non-pregnant uterus," Geszler said. Doctors quickly closed the woman's incision.

The North Carolina Medical Board issued the doctors a letter of concern, stating, "you attempted to perform a Caesarean section delivery on Patient A after a failed attempt at induction of labour ... and at the time of surgery, it was discovered the patient was not pregnant." Geszler said an intern did an ultrasound before the surgery and could not find a heartbeat, and it was at this time that the patient convinced doctors to induce her.

The medical board said the intern did not have enough experience to make the "appropriate diagnosis." It was determined that the patient suffered from pseudocyesis, which is the medical term for "false pregnancy." A person suffering from pseudocyesis may often have all the same signs and symptoms as a person who is actually pregnant, but there is no foetus.

There's a news video here.

Odds and Sods

Odds and Sods

Book-balancing girl dazzles the Web

This student balances 15 books on her head and solves a Rubik's Cube while reciting pi.

See it to believe it 

Also: 

• Man balances bricks
• Math whiz snubs prize
• Learn balancing tricks

OOPSIE!

Errant text to police leads to 3 NY drug arrests

An errant text message is costing three New York drug-dealing suspects dearly. Police say the suspects made a mistake when trying to text a potential buyer and instead reached a task force agent in Dutchess County, about 50 miles north of New York City.

In Cop News

Nebraska "CSI" chief, fired a week after being convicted of planting evidence, says he'll fight dismissal

Illinois jail guard charged in murder plot

12-year-old arrested and hauled off in handcuffs for doodling sues NYPD

"I don't need a warrant, ma'am, under federal law"

Third New Orleans police officer in Danziger probe will plead guilty, attorney says

Oklahoma sheriff's deputy arrested, accused of pawning property

Officials say they're "probing" the lack of drunk driving charges against Maryland cop who failed a field sobriety test after driving car into ditch

New York cop-turned-robber gets five years in prison

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift

Today's horoscope says:
You're the go-to authority figure today, no matter where you are or what you happen to be doing.
You're also a formidable opponent, should it come to that, especially when you know you're right.
If someone decides that today is the perfect day to let you know that you're not as high and mighty as you think you are -- well, it will turn out to be the perfect day to let them know that you're all that and more.

Some of our readers today have been in:

Sydney, New South wales, Australia

Chatswood, New South Wales, Australia

Paris, Ile-De-France, France

Moscow, Moskva, Russia

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Rajkot, Gujarat, India

Vadodara, Gujarat India

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

San Salvador, San Salvador, El Salvador

Taipei, Taipei, Taiwan

Bremen, Bremen, Germany

Salmon Arm, British Columbia, Canada

Bologna, Emilia-Romagna, Italy

London, England, United Kingdom

as well as Egypt, Sweden, South Africa, and the United States in cities such as Boyd, York, New Orleans, San Antonio, Parkville and more

Today is Sunday, April 4, the 94th day of 2010.

There are 271 days left in the year.

Today In History April 4

Today's unusual holiday or celebration is:

World Rat Day

April is Confederate History Month

*****

Upping the cute factor

Hungry puppy's special dinner dance

This little dog has a unique way of showing his appreciation for good food. 

Watch him closely 

Also: 

• Dog makes treat vanish
• One tired pooch
• Tortoise chases dog

Daily Comic Relief

As The World Turns

As The World Turns

Hometown of Russian suicide bomber rattled

When a 16-year-old girl married a militant Islamist separatist entangled in a long-running and bloody struggle against Russian government forces, her relatives in this dusty North Caucasus village say they disowned her immediately.

Monkey on shoulder causes bus accident

It can happen only in India. A man drove a minibus with a monkey on his shoulder and as the monkey jumped out of the window it distracted the driver who rammed his vehicle into a house in the capital, police said on Thursday.

Kumar Prabhakaran, 22, ran a minibus in west Delhi and the monkey was his regular companion on the bus, a police officer said. He was driving smoothly but suddenly the monkey, that was sitting on his shoulder, decided to jump out of the vehicle.

'In a bid to catch the monkey, the driver lost control over the vehicle and it rammed into a house in Vikaspuri area of west Delhi,' the officer said. There were two people on board the bus when the incident took place but nobody was injured.

Police have warned Prabhakaran against taking his pet in the bus. 'We have strictly told him not to take the monkey in the bus as it can create a big problem some day,' the officer added.

The State Of The Nation

The State Of The Nation

Trucking along

(no thanks to the repugicans)

Local Hospitality

Local Hospitality

Davidson Fire Department looking for volunteers

Full story

Growing demand on the Davidson Fire Department has prompted the department to reach outside its boundaries for the first time to recruit experienced volunteers.

Man accused of raping acquaintance

Full story

A Huntersville man has been charged with raping a woman in Lincoln County.

Firefighters Battle Wildfires In Western NC

Officials say three fires continued to burn Saturday, covering about 83 acres. That's on top of 12 fires Friday covering 96 acres. 

Nation Shudders At Large Block of Uninterrupted Text

Dateline:

WASHINGTON—Unable to rest their eyes on a colorful photograph or boldface heading that could be easily skimmed and forgotten about, Americans collectively recoiled Monday when confronted with a solid block of uninterrupted text.
Dumbfounded citizens from Maine to California gazed helplessly at the frightening chunk of print, unsure of what to do next. Without an illustration, chart, or embedded YouTube video to ease them in, millions were frozen in place, terrified by the sight of one long, unbroken string of English words.
"Why won't it just tell me what it's about?" said Boston resident Charlyne Thomson, who was bombarded with the overwhelming mass of black text late Monday afternoon.

via the Onion, Nation Shudders At Large Block of Uninterrupted Text
Trouble is they most likely correct.

A wee bit o'humor

A wee bit o'humor tae bright'n yer day

Meet the students from Gunn High School.

The Phelps clan did.

The haters from Westboro Church decided to protest at Gunn  High School in Palo Alto.
But, the students at Gunn High were having  none of the hate.
These kids will make you proud.

Lunatic Fringe

Lunatic Fringe

Typical RepugicanWingnuts

Liars and Fools

CNN's Erick Erickson says Obama wants a "safety net of authoritarianism," because Democrats love communists.
Erick you're an idiot.

WingNutDaily suggests that Obama is deliberately provoking civil unrest to establish dictatorship.
Nope, that'd be you and your cadre there, buddy.

Lush Dimbulb lies "Our country is being overthrown from within".
Wrong, you tried that with the shrub - we stopped you.

Lush Dimbulb lies Obama "willingly, purposely governs against the will of the people", "oversees the destruction of the private sector".
Wrong again asshole. The will of the people is loud and clear - they don't like you and your butt-buddies - you are just blind, deaf and dumb (as in stupid ... because lord knows you shoot off at the mouth constantly) to notice.

Guest host on Glen Brick's radio program says caller "got it just right" when she said Obama "wants to destroy America".
Playing a taped conversation with your self is so kindergarten.

CNN's Erick Erickson threatens to "pull out [his] wife’s shotgun on census workers.
Please do and while you are in prison bend over for the soap in the shower ... your fellow prisoners will like you all the more for it.

Michelle Malkin calls for a "Spartacus-type revolt".
Yeah, that's the ticket ... stupid bitch.

Faux's Sean Handjob boasts about Tea Parties and "Tim McVeigh wannabes" opposing Democrats.
And you wonder why these people are dangerous?

Michele Bachmann (retard-Minnesota) continues to falsely warn that senior citizens are in danger from "death panels" under President Obama's new health care legislation.
She can't help it she's dumber than Sarah (I know, but she is).

John Bolton says Obama is undermining American sovereignty. 
Then why is our standing in the opinion of the world higher than is was for the eight years of the shrub? It fact it is always higher when the repugicans are out of power ... why is that I wonder!?

Wingnuts are trying to rewrite history, literally

Democrats and all sane people need to understand that these people aren't just laughable, they aren't just nuts. They're dangerous. They're doing what the Soviets used to do. It's ironic how much the wingnuts like to accuse everyone else of being Socialists. (And of course, when they say Socialist, they mean "Soviet.") The wingnuts are simply doing what they do best - accusing us of being what they already are.

Take a look at some of the lies they are trying to pawn off as history:

The Jamestown settlers? Socialists.

Founding Father Alexander Hamilton? Ill-informed professors made up all that bunk about him advocating a strong central government.

Theodore Roosevelt? Another socialist.

Franklin D. Roosevelt? Not only did he not end the Great Depression, he also created it.

Joe McCarthy? Liberals lied about him. He was a hero.

Be afraid, be very afraid. To use one of their favorite lines ... 'if they succeed it will be the end of civilization' - not just as we know it, but the end period!

Vatican cries some moar

A Jewish group and victims of Catholic clergy abuse have expressed alarm over a Vatican official who they said hurled a provocative insult by equating the church paedophilia scandal with anti-Semitism.

In a Friday service, Vatican preacher Father Raniero Cantalamessa read aloud a letter from a "Jewish friend" who wrote that the "collective blame" involving stereotyping and transfer of personal responsibility to the church over the sex scandal reminded him of the most shameful aspects of anti-Semitism.

Yeah, right. Maybe we should stand back and say nothing about the church covering up the abuse. Not.

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Interesting In General

Interesting In General

Thai police force takes monkey on the beat

A Thai police force has begun taking a monkey dressed in officer's uniform on patrol each day to help improve relations with Muslim separatists.

The five-year-old pig-tailed macaque was adopted after policemen in Yaha province in southern Thailand found him injured with a broken arm.

Trainers taught Santisuk, which means peace in Thai, to pick up coconuts and he now lends a hand collecting the fruit with residents.

The monkey also helps supervise a police checkpoint and his boss says he has made it a much happier place.

Motorists now stop to play with Santisuk, rather than getting angry at the hold-up.

Other forces are now considering introducing monkeys to better their image in the troubled province.

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Man too fat to face food scam charges

A 600-pound Florida man accused of stealing food and scamming restaurants has been unable to face his charges in court because he is too sick and fat. George Jolicoeur, 38, remained in a bed in his nursing home while his lawyer pleaded no contest to five petty theft charges in an Orlando court.

The offences were all committed in 2007, when a more mobile Jolicoeur on five occasions walked into a restaurant or food store and claimed he had been sold substandard food. On each of the occasions, Jolicoeur demanded large refunds from the store.

The court heard Jolicoeur was eventually arrested after he marched into a 7-Eleven store and claimed he had bought $50 in beef jerky that turned out to be mouldy. According to court documents, Jolicoeur told his arresting officer: "The beef jerky got me."

Jolicoeur has been convicted of similar scams in the past, including one in 2005 where he claimed to have found hair in six milkshakes.

Defence attorney James D. Phillips Jr. told the judge his client now required a respirator to breathe and was too ill to attend a court hearing.

Jolicoeur’s medical condition was not specified but the court heard his health was unlikely to improve. He was spared a jail term but ordered to pay $1,365 in legal costs and unspecified damages.

Polish man survives after 2-inch nail pierces heart

A 30-year-old man from Poland is in stable condition after he was accidentally shot in the heart with a 2-inch nail.

The man’s heart was pierced as he was nailing boards with a co-worker at a carpentry shop. The shop’s owner said the men were working together, when suddenly, they ran into each other resulting in the nail gun going off.

Doctors said the man was in very serious condition when he arrived at the hospital and it was minutes, not hours, that decided if he was going to survive.

Doctors performed surgery to remove the nail and the man is expected to make a full recovery.

Gecko survives week in cold fridge after being packed in apple bag

A gecko survived a week in a fridge after accidentally ending up in a bag of apples. Wendy Newbury, from Bideford, said she was "rather shocked" when she took the last of the apples out of the bag in the fridge and found the small lizard.

She said: "This thing just fell out the bag and it looked dead. It then must have started warming up and he started moving around.

"He was such a sweet and amazing little thing and me and my husband, Brian, are both animal lovers so we didn't want anything to happen to it."

Wendy said she had taken in stray cats and chickens before but wasn't sure what care a gecko needed. So the couple put holes in a plastic container and took the gecko to Bideford's Torbridge Veterinary Centre.

Veterinary assistant Stephen Warren said the gecko was lively and appeared to be in good heath — particularly after spending a week refrigerated.

The vets believed the gecko probably originated in Asia meaning it may have travelled thousands of miles to get to North Devon. Although the apples Wendy bought from Waitrose in Holsworthy say they're from Kent.