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Monday, May 23, 2016

Dog Rescued After Living On Freeway Median For Over A Month

We hear horror stories about abandoned animals saved from the jaws of death far too often these days, but the really odd cases stay with us to remind us how not to care for a pet.
A German shepherd was recently saved from a freeway median in Los Angeles where she'd been living for at least five weeks after jumping out of the bed of her owner's truck.
The dog, dubbed Freeway Frida by the Galt police officer Sylvia Coelho who rescued her, was first spotted by drivers on Highway 99 near Simmerhorn Road back in April, but she evaded capture so the police were unable to nab her until around May 18th.
Frida was treated for a broken leg and is said to be doing well, and since she's not microchipped and her owner isn't coming forward (for obvious reasons) officer Cuelho says she might have to adopt her.
Read more about Freeway Frida here

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Sunday, May 22, 2016

The Daily Drift

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'Nuff Said ...! 
 
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Today in History

1246
Henry Raspe is elected anti-king by the Rhenish prelates in France.
1455
King Henry VI is taken prisoner by the Yorkists at the Battle of St. Albans, during the War of the Roses.
1804
The Lewis and Clark Expedition officially begins as the Corps of Discovery departs from St. Charles, Missouri.
1856
U.S. Congressman Preston Brooks of South Carolina beats Senator Charles Sumner with a cane for Sumner’s earlier condemnation of slavery, which included an insult to Brooks’ cousin, Senator Andrew Butler.
1863
Union General Ulysses S. Grant‘s second attack on Vicksburg fails and a siege begins.
1868
The “Great Train Robbery” takes place as seven members of the Reno Gang make off with $98,000 in cash from a train’s safe in Indiana.
1872
The Amnesty Act restores civil rights to Southerners.
1882
The United States formally recognizes Korea.
1908
The Wright brothers register their flying machine for a U.S. patent.
1939
Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini sign a “Pact of Steel” forming the Axis powers.
1947
The Truman Doctrine brings aid to Turkey and Greece.
1967
The children’s program Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood premiers.
1972
Ceylon becomes the Republic of Sri Lanka as its constitution is ratified.
1985
Baseball player Pete Rose passes Hank Aaron as National League run scoring leader with 2,108.
1990
In the Middle East, North and South Yemen merge to become a single state.
1992
Johnny Carson’s final appearance on The Tonight Show on NBC, after 30 years as the program’s host.
2004
An EF4 tornado with a record-setting width of 2.5 miles wipes out Hallam, Nebraska, killing 1 person.
2004
Farenheit 9-11, directed by Michael Moore, becomes the first documentary ever to win the Palme d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival.
2010
Following a 200-year search for the tomb of Polish astronomer Nicolaus Copernicus his remains are reburied in Frombork Cathedral
2011
An EF5 tornado kills at least 158 people in Joplin, Missouri, the largest death toll from a tornado since record-keeping began in 1950.
2015
The Republic of Ireland, long known as a conservative, predominantly catholic country, becomes the first nation in the world to legalize gay marriage in a public referendum

Why a Pentecostal preacher gave up on jesus and became an atheist activist

Try to imagine: You’re a Pentecostal preacher in small-town Louisiana. Your public reputation, your connection with the people you love, indeed your own sense of self-worth, not to mention your livelihood, are hugely dependent on your passionate delusion in christ.
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He got smart ...

At Her College Graduation, This Woman Reunited with the Cop Who Saved Her Life

(Photos: Alan Chaniewski/Peter Getz)In 1998, a fire broke out in a house in Hartford, Connecticut. Inside was 5-year old Josibelk Aponte. Officer Peter Getz, a now-retired police detective, responded to the scene. A firefighter put the little girl in Getz arms.
Her heart had stopped.
Getz carried her away from the building and put her in the back of his patrol car. While his partner rushed them to the hospital, Officer Getz performed CPR on Josibelk.
The little girl survived and thrived. She just graduated from college and Getz was there to see her walk. The Hartford Courant reports:
About two years ago, Aponte contacted him out of the blue through Facebook.
"Every once in a while I get nostalgic and I want to know what happened," Aponte said. "So I did what everyone does: I Googled my name."
Her research turned up an article that identified Getz, and through some "Facebook stalking," she found him.
The two get together regularly, sometimes meeting for lunch. They talk about Getz's kids, his dog, how Aponte is doing in school.
Now, with a degree in accounting and a job at Walston & Ignagni in South Windsor, the conversations have turned to her plans for the future.
"To see the outcome, to see how successful she's been, makes my heart beat faster," Getz said.

Wingnut hack O’Keefe exposes his own ‘sting’ on George Soros group

"The Watergate burglars look good compared to these guys," said Open Society Foundations president Chris Stone. "These guys can't even figure out how to use an Internet browser, let alone conduct an undercover operation."

Maroon 5 cancels shows in North Carolina in protest at transgender bathroom law

Maroon 5 cancels shows in North Carolina in protest at transgender bathroom law

Federally-funded transphobic 'christian' school demands to see birth certificates to ‘weed out’ kids

The principal at St. John’s Lutheran School in Baraboo sent a letter to parents demanding they provide students’ birth certificates and sign an agreement that lists being LGBT as one of the “transgressions” a child can be expelled for.

Alabama’s only openly gay lawmaker drops a giant truth bomb on the transgender bathroom controversy

With battles over the rights of transgender people to use public restrooms of their choice raging across the country, Alabama’s only openly gay lawmaker has penned a terrific op-ed that dispels a lot of the myths surrounding transgender people.

Florida cops pummel black man for walking into a store ...

Demarcus Brown (Screenshot/Fox30)
Florida cops pummel black man for walking into a store — then charge him with resisting arrest

Oklahoma's Fallin vetoes bill turning abortion procedures into a felony

Oklahoma’s moron Fallin on Friday vetoed a bill that called for prison terms of up the three years for doctors who performed abortions, saying the legislation “would not withstand a criminal constitutional legal challenge.”

'99 Percent Chance' 2016 Will Be Hottest Year

With the streak of record-warm months continuing, 2016 is looking increasingly likely to become the hottest year on record.

The Trees of Literature

Atlas Obscura is highlighting trees all this week in what they call, appropriately, Tree Week. Among posts about living trees and historical trees, they also pay tribute to trees in fiction. It’s only natural, as literature has been dependent on trees for a thousand years. They bypassed the most obvious choices (The Giving Tree) and introduce us to some literary trees you might not have thought of, like the Tree of Heaven from the book A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.
The so-called Tree of Heaven grows outside the window of Francie Nolan, a second-generation Irish-American girl coming of age in Brooklyn at the turn of the century. Just as Francie and her family struggle against the odds to make a life for themselves, the tree too manages to prosper without water, light, or care. Francie grows from a girl to young woman under the harsh conditions of tenement life, enduring poverty, assault, loneliness, and betrayal. Through it all, she maintains a deep and abiding inner strength. Like Francie, the tree that grows out of the cement in Brooklyn is tough, tenacious, and blossoming against all odds. It’s the kind of tree you root for.  
Read about six other literary trees at Atlas Obscura.

Do Trees Sleep?

Observations with laser scanners show that trees have a day-night rhythm too.

Paleontology News

The distinctive dinos were found in Utah and Montana, with each sporting spiked neck shields.

Transgendered Animals in Nature

With all the controversy around the transgendered bathroom issues, one thing that keeps coming up is the idea of whether or not it is "natural." In this matter, there really shouldn't be much argument. Aside from the fact that there are ample humans born intersexed, the idea that transexualism isn't prevelant in nature is wrong.
This TopTenz article discuses ten animals that demonstrate examples of transexualism, whether through animals acting like members of the other sex (like garter snakes) or actually changing gender (like clownfish). The fact is, transgenderism is entirely natural and common in nature.

Edible 6-Pack Rings Feed Marine Life Instead of Killing It

People throw away 6-pack rings. Then they get tangled around the bodies of turtles, fish, birds, and other animals. They can maim or strangle those helpless creatures.
The Saltwater Brewery of Delray Beach, Florida was founded by and for surfers, fishermen, and other people who love the sea. They wanted to make sure that their 6-packs of beer help rather than hurt marine life. So they worked with the ad agency We Believers to develop a 6-pack ring that is edible.
The 3d printed 6-pack rings are made of byproducts of the brewing process, including wheat and barley, that are biodegradable and edible by marine life. And if no one nibbles at it, it simply dissolves, freeing any creature trapped inside. Discover magazine reports:
The company 3-D printed a test batch of 500 holders in April, according to AdvertisingAge, and it plans to scale up production to meet its current output of 400,000 cans of beer a month. While the edible holders are more expensive to make, Saltwater Brewery wants set an example for other beer producers and encourage them to adopt the idea. They say if their edible holders become commonplace, they could potentially be as cheap as the regular plastic rings.

All About Arachnids

The net-casting spider gets a boost to its nocturnal foraging with some of the biggest eyes in the arachnid world.

All About Bees

A new study examines the impact of urbanization on the diet of bees.
Among the bees' favorite additions are vanilla and cinnamon.

Animal Babies

The presence of Nile crocodiles as recently as two years ago has been confirmed in South Florida.
The U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service (FWS) is hailing the hatching of the first Florida grasshopper sparrow chicks in captivity.

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Saturday, May 21, 2016

The Daily Drift

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Away the horses ...! 
 
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And they're off ... !
Today is - The 141st running of the Preakness

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Today in History

996
Sixteen year old Otto III is crowned the Roman Emperor.
1471
King Henry VI is killed in the Tower of London. Edward IV takes the throne.
1506
Christopher Columbus dies.
1536
The Reformation is officially adopted in Geneva, Switzerland.
1620
Present-day Martha’s Vineyard is first sighted by Captain Bartholomew Gosnold.
1790
Paris is divided into 48 zones.
1832
The Democratic party holds its first national convention.
1856
Lawrence, Kansas is captured and sacked by pro-slavery forces.
1863
The siege of the Confederate Port Hudson, Louisiana, begins.
1881
The American Red Cross is founded by Clara Barton.
1927
Charles Lindbergh lands in Paris completing the first solo air crossing of the Atlantic.
1940
British forces attack German General Erwin Rommel‘s 7th Panzer Division at Arras, slowing his blitzkrieg of France.
1941
The first U.S. ship, the S.S. Robin Moor, is sunk by a U-boat.
1951
The U.S. Eighth Army counterattacks to drive the Communist Chinese and North Koreans out of South Korea.
1961
Governor John Patterson declares martial law in Montgomery, Alabama.
1970
The U.S. National Guard mobilizes to quell disturbances at Ohio State University.
1991
In Madras, India, a suicide bomber kills the former Prime Minister, Rajiv Gandhi.

London theater where Shakespeare acted and debuted 'Henry V' unearthed

London theater where Shakespeare acted and debuted 'Henry V' unearthed

Google has patented 'sticky' layer to protect pedestrians that may be hit by self-driving cars

Google has patented a new “sticky” technology to protect pedestrians if, or when, they get struck by the company’s self-driving cars. The patent, which was granted on 17 May, is for a sticky adhesive layer on the front end of a vehicle, which would aim to reduce the damage caused when a pedestrian hit by a car is flung into other vehicles or scenery.
“Ideally, the adhesive coating on the front portion of the vehicle may be activated on contact and will be able to adhere to the pedestrian nearly instantaneously,” according to the patent description. “This instantaneous or nearly-instantaneous action may help to constrain the movement of the pedestrian, who may be carried on the front end of the vehicle until the driver of the vehicle (or the vehicle itself in the case of an autonomous vehicle) reacts to the incident and applies the brakes.
“As such,” it continues, “both the vehicle and pedestrian may come to a more gradual stop than if the pedestrian bounces off the vehicle.” The patent describes itself as specifically aimed at self-driving cars but notes that it can be used on any vehicle. Car companies have already taken steps to protect pedestrians from impact. Citroen and Jaguar use a device that raises the car’s bonnet 6.5cm on impact to provide a cushion for impact between the crumpling surface and the solid engine block beneath.
Others, such as Land Rover and Volvo, have developed outside airbags that deploy on impact to protect a pedestrian from injury. However, the patent observes, “existing technology found in production vehicles does little to mitigate the secondary impact a pedestrian may experience”. It is not known whether Google has active plans to install the new technology on their self-driving cars in the future. A spokesperson said: “We hold patents on a variety of ideas. Some of those ideas later mature into real products and services, some don’t.”

Man rescued from lake after trying to 'walk on water'

A man was pulled from Lady Bird Lake in Austin Texas, early on Wednesday morning after he reportedly attempted to walk on water.
Austin-Travis County EMS and Austin Police responded to a call at 2:28am about a person in the water. Fire crews, along with EMS and APD, launched a fire department boat to look for the person.
STARFlight also responded and, shortly after they arrived on scene, was able to locate the person, a male in his 30s, and crews in the boat were able to retrieve him.
He was taken to University Medical Center Brackenridge with non-life threatening injuries. Police say the man tried to "walk on water." APD says the man will be charged with public intoxication.

New Jersey city defends Sikh official after Dumbass Trump-loving Twitter troll calls him a 'terrorist'

New Jersey city defends Sikh official after Dumbass Trump-loving Twitter troll calls him a 'terrorist'

Here’s why people don’t take religio-wingnut evangelicals seriously

The evangelical brand has gone from being a liability to a severe liability.

Smackdown of the week

Louisiana Republican state Rep. Julie Stokes (screen grab)
Smackdown of the week: Louisiana rep. scolds cackling colleagues for wanting stripper weight limits

Oklahoma wingnuts just approved a shockingly ‘insane’ abortion ban that would make doctors felons

Sad woman (Shutterstock)
Oklahoma wingnuts just approved a shockingly ‘insane’ abortion ban that would make doctors felons
The governor vetoed the billed ...

Oklahoma wingnuts call ‘state of emergency’ to stop trans kids from using the restroom

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The measure, sponsored by state Sen. Brian Bingman and state House Speaker Jeff Hickman, restricts students around the state from using restrooms according to their gender identity.

Being Transgender Could Soon Mean You’re A Sex Offender In Arkansas If Lunatic Wingnut Gets Her Way

DURHAM, NC - MAY 10:  A private women's bathroom is offered at Bull McCabes Irish Pub on May 10, 2016 in Durham, North Carolina.  Debate over transgender bathroom access spreads nationwide as the U.S. Department of Justice countersues North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory from enforcing the provisions of House Bill 2 that dictate what bathrooms transgender individuals can use.  (Photo by Sara D. Davis/Getty Images)Being Transgender Could Soon Mean You’re A Sex Offender In Arkansas If Lunatic Wingnut Gets Her Way
Republicans are doubling down on hate and it’s even uglier than before.

Arpaio: It’s not my fault that my racial profiling program cost taxpayers $40 million

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio (Screenshot/12News)Arpaio: It’s not my fault that my racial profiling program cost taxpayers $40 million
Yes. It is.

San Francisco police chief quits after officer shoots and kills black woman

Then-San Francisco Police Chief Greg Suhr is interviewed on Sept. 8, 2014. (KPIX-TV)
The police department and Greg Suhr have faced mounting criticism and protests for months in the wake of several high-profile police killings and a racist text scandal.

Mercury Rising

Mercury passed between Earth and the sun last week, a rare celestial event scientists say happens about a dozen times per century — the next one won’t happen until 2019.  But luckily for us, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (better known as NASA) captured some amazing time-lapse footage of Mercury’s May 9 transit.

Naked man rescued after getting stuck in chimney says he was playing hide-and-seek

A 29-year-old man claims he was playing a game of hide-and-seek when he climbed the roof of Carroll Redemption Center in downtown Carroll, Iowa, and shimmied 20 feet down its chimney, where he got stuck. At 10:50am on Wednesday, when firefighters broke a hole through the chimney and pulled Jordan Kajewski out, the man was naked and covered in soot. It’s unclear when or why he disrobed. His clothes were with him inside the chimney.
Kajewski, who recently moved to Carroll, was arrested for trespassing. Nine hours earlier, Brad Sapp, an owner of the business was working late sorting aluminum cans when he heard someone whisper: “Get out of here.” It spooked him, but when he told his wife Carrie, she mocked him for being scared of ghosts. Eight hours later, she was working near the chimney when the man yelled for help. He asked her not to call the police.
“I’m in your chimney,” she said he yelled to her. “I was playing hide-and-seek with my cousin. ... Don’t call the cops, I just need some help getting out.” They called the police at about 10:15am. More than a dozen firefighters worked for about 30 minutes to free Kajewski. “This was definitely a first for the Carroll Fire Department,” Fire Chief Greg Schreck said after. The firefighters had intended to use a truck with a long ladder and bucket to drop a rope to the man, but they opted to hammer a hole in the side of the brick chimney and pull Kajewski out the bottom.
Paramedics evaluated the man before he was taken to jail. Kajewski had asked Brad Sapp for a job three times in recent weeks, Sapp said, and on the last denial Kajewski grew upset and shouted: “Just give me some hours.” Sapp assumes the man wanted a few hours of work so he could figure out a way to break into the place. “Why would I steal cans?” Kajewski had told Carrie Sapp. “I make $800 a week.” It’s unclear whether Kajewski won the game of hide and seek. He is currently in the Carroll County Jail.
There's a news video here.

Man asked to use neighbor's phone before allegedly stripping naked and stealing her canes

A 43-year-old man from Cleveland, Ohio, asked to use his 72-year-old neighbor's phone, then stripped naked, sat on her couch and stole two of her walking canes, according to court records.
A grand jury on Monday charged Ramel Thomas with burglary, robbery and public indecency in connection with the May 8 incident in Cleveland's Corlett neighborhood.
Thomas knocked on the apartment door of a 72-year-old woman who lives in the same building and asked to use her phone, police said. The woman let him in. But instead of using the phone, Thomas took off all of his clothes and sat on her couch, records say.
The woman eventually got Thomas to put his clothes back on, and he walked out of the apartment. She followed him to the door, where Thomas grabbed two of her walking canes, pushed her against a wall and walked away, police said. Thomas was arrested that day and charged with robbery in Cleveland Municipal Court. His bond was set at $50,000. Thomas is scheduled to be arraigned on May 27.

Naked Florida man sends 5 dogs to viciously kill poodle because owner is a Muslim ‘terrorist prick’

Azard Baksh holds his injured dog, Myra (WFLA/screen grab)Naked Florida man sends 5 dogs to viciously kill poodle because owner is a Muslim ‘terrorist prick’
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Well, we know who the "prick' is ...

Man arrested with a gun, marijuana and box of baby squirrels

A man has been arrested in Chesterfield Township, Michigan, for illegally having a gun and marijuana, while also being in possession of a box of baby squirrels. A week ago Ian Lee-Scott Breiholz, 32, of Kimball, was seen going through a dumpster.

Woman fighting ticket for unrestrained chicken took the animal to court

A woman from Spirit Lake, Idaho, who is fighting a ticket she received for failing to restrain a chicken, took the animal to court on Monday. Cindy Tefft says her pet chicken, Grace, apparently escaped her pen, and jumped the fence into her neighbor's yard.
“My neighbor said that my chicken trespassed onto her property,” Tefft said. It just so happened to be the yard of a neighbor she says she's had problems with for a number of years. Police cited Tefft for failing to restrain her chicken, so she decided to fight that ticket in court.
"I'm confused as to why my chicken didn't get any kind of warnings before I got a ticket," Tefft said. When Tefft decided to fight the ticket in court, she decided to take Grace the chicken along with her. Her only hurdle was getting it past security, so she registered her chicken as a service animal. With Grace security in a pet carrier she made it through security without a problem.

There was no clucking in court as Tefft waited to speak to the judge. She didn't get to argue her case just yet, but pleaded not guilty to the ticket against her. Tefft says she plans to take it to court, and will seek legal counsel. She had not decided on Monday whether she would seek her own legal team, or take a public defender. There's no word as to whether Grace will testify in court.

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