
We excluded cases in which injury was related to swallowing items other than swords, such as . . . jack hammers.
To get there, you must first learn to suppress the gag reflex in the back of your throat, which sword swallowers work on for years. Then you have to flip back your epiglottis and relax several other involuntary muscles in the esophagus, which winds past major organs, including the heart. Finally, to get the sword into the stomach you have to relax the lower sphincter muscle and repress the stomach's retch reflex.

IKEA
conducted a survey of Americans to find out about their homes and
lifestyles. Fast Company looked through it and found some interesting
results, which they expanded on. Here's a sample.1. Only 1% [of those surveyed] want their home to reflect how successful they have been.Number one is kind of believable. I understand the theory of conspicuous consumption as well as the next person, but where I live, if your house looks nicer than your cousin’s house, that cousin will be over all the time asking to borrow money. Number two adds up to way over 100%, but that can be explained by the American habit of having a TV for every person in the house. You don’t have to argue over the channel if you’re in separate rooms.
Analysis: This may seem surprising, but in fact Americans often choose to lie to surveys to make themselves appear more humble.
2. 62% of respondents say they control the remote over their significant other, children, friends, or others. However, 74% of men are more likely to say they control the remote than women at 52%.
Analysis: Americans are warlike creatures who must wrest control of an item called a control.




| 515 BC | The building of the great Jewish temple in Jerusalem is completed. | |
| 241 BC | The Roman fleet sinks 50 Carthaginian ships in the Battle of Aegusa. | |
| 49 BC | Julius Caesar crosses the Rubicon and invades Italy. | |
| 1656 | In the colony of Virginia, suffrage is extended to all free men regardless of their religion. | |
| 1776 | "Common Sense" by Thomas Paine is published. | |
| 1785 | Thomas Jefferson is appointed minister to France. | |
| 1806 | The Dutch in Cape Town, South Africa surrender to the British. | |
| 1814 | Napoleon Bonaparte is defeated by an allied army at the Battle of Laon, France. | |
| 1848 | The treaty of Guadeloupe-Hidalgo is signed which ends the United States' war with Mexico. | |
| 1876 | Alexander Graham Bell makes the first telephone call to Thomas Watson saying "Watson, come here. I need you." | |
| 1893 | New Mexico State University cancels its first graduation ceremony, because the only graduate was robbed and killed the night before. | |
| 1902 | The Boers of South Africa score their last victory over the British, capturing British General Methuen and 200 men. | |
| 1910 | Slavery is abolished in China. | |
| 1924 | The U.S. Supreme Court upholds a New York state law forbidding late-night work for women. | |
| 1927 | Prussia lifts its Nazi ban, Adolf Hitler is allowed to speak in public. | |
| 1933 | Nevada becomes the first U.S. state to regulate drugs. | |
| 1941 | Vichy France threatens to use its navy unless Britain allows food to reach France. | |
| 1943 | Adolf Hitler calls Field Marshall Erwin Rommel back from Tunisia in North Africa. | |
| 1944 | The Irish refuse to oust all Axis envoys and deny the accusation of spying on Allied troops. | |
| 1945 | American B-29 bombers attack Tokyo, killing 100,000. | |
| 1947 | The Big Four meet in Moscow to discuss the future of Germany. | |
| 1948 | Author Zelda Fitzgerald (wife of F. Scott) dies in a fire at Highland Hospital. | |
| 1953 | North Korean gunners at Wonsan fire on the USS Missouri, the ship responds by firing 998 rounds at the enemy position. | |
| 1954 | President Dwight Eisenhower calls Senator Joseph McCarthy a peril to the Republican Party. | |
| 1966 | The North Vietnamese capture a Green Beret camp at Ashau Valley. | |
| 1969 | James Earl Ray pleads guilty to the murder of Dr. Martin Luther King and is sentenced to 99 years in jail. | |
| 1971 | The Senate approves a Constitutional amendment to lower the voting age to 18. | |
| 1975 | The North Vietnamese Army attacks the South Vietnamese town of Ban Me Thout, the offensive will end with total victory in Vietnam. | |
| 1980 | Iran's leader, Ayatollah Khomeini, lends his support to the militants holding the American hostages in Tehran. | |
| 1982 | The United States bans Libyan oil imports, because of the continued support of terrorism. | |
| 1987 | The Vatican condemns surrogate parenting as well as test-tube and artificial insemination. |
