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Friday, April 10, 2009

Just a thought ...

So Michael Savage thinks Glen Beck is about to crack!?

Isn't that a wee bit like one crackpot saying another crackpot is, well, about to crack?!

And I Quote

After the recent recount activity in Minnesota -- where Franken increased his lead over Sore Loser Coleman -- the question for many is no longer whether Coleman is going to lose; rather, it’s when he’s going to lose.
From a P.R. standpoint, it wasn’t good news for Coleman that the legal challenge he initiated ended up (so far) handing more votes to Franken.

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Pentagon preps for economic warfare

" ... They all have hills to fly them on except for little Taigu." Games without frontiers ...

The Pentagon sponsored a first-of-its-kind war game last month focused not on bullets and bombs — but on how hostile nations might seek to cripple the U.S. economy, a scenario made all the more real by the global financial crisis.

The two-day event near Ft. Meade, Maryland, had all the earmarks of a regular war game. Participants sat along a V-shaped set of desks beneath an enormous wall of video monitors displaying economic data, according to the accounts of three participants.

“It felt a little bit like Dr. Strangelove,” one person who was at the previously undisclosed exercise said.

But instead of military brass plotting America’s defense, it was hedge-fund managers, professors and executives from at least one investment bank, UBS – all invited by the Pentagon to play out global scenarios that could shift the balance of power between the world’s leading economies.

Their efforts were carefully observed and recorded by uniformed military officers and members of the U.S. intelligence community.

Pentagon preps for economic warfare

With Advocates’ Help, Squatters Call Foreclosures Home

This is outrageous!

Ms. Omega, 48, is one of the beneficiaries of the foreclosure crisis. Through a small advocacy group of local volunteers called Take Back the Land, she moved from a friend’s couch into a newly empty house that sold just a few years ago for more than $400,000.

Michael Stoops, executive director of the National Coalition for the Homeless, said about a dozen advocacy groups around the country were actively moving homeless people into vacant homes — some working in secret, others, like Take Back the Land, operating openly.

In addition to squatting, some advocacy groups have organized civil disobedience actions in which borrowers or renters refuse to leave homes after foreclosure.

The groups say that they have sometimes received support from neighbors and that beleaguered police departments have not aggressively gone after squatters.

With Advocates’ Help, Squatters Call Foreclosures Home

Sadness


Enigma

Health News

Health News

Science News

Science News

They have no voice

The repugicans have spent the first hundred days of the 111th Congress mostly down and shut out.

While there's no realistic hope that they'll be more involved in some upcoming policy decisions.

They still have a long way to go before the public see them as constructive and cohesive rather than obstructionist and unruly.

Read more here.

What your gold jewelry will sell for now

What your gold jewelry will sell for now

Many sellers have been pleasantly surprised by what their old accessories are worth.

What will it sell for now

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Cities where rents are dropping

Cities where rents are dropping

You can spend as little as 12 percent of your income on rent in these metro areas.

Rent droppings ... its better than rat droppings, anyway!

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Anthem

North Carolina's Anthem

South Carolina's Anthem

Wildfires leave path of destruction

Fires in Texas and Oklahoma have destroyed more than 100 homes, half of which have been linked to arson.

Wildfires

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Don't let allergies force you indoors

Just in time for the peak pollen weeks:
Don't let allergies force you indoors

In the runny, drippy, sneezy spring allergy season, you may feel like giving up, but experts say there are many treatment options.

Allergies

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Which TV shows Obama tunes into

Which TV shows Obama tunes into

The president loves a popular HBO show, but rarely tunes into cable news networks.

TV shows

Deadly storms wreak havoc in Southeast

Deadly storms wreak havoc in Southeast

A series of storms lifts homes, rips off roofs, and dumps hail in the Southeast.

Storms in the Southeast

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Tennis player attacks man for running lawn mower

This is why I don't like Tennis!
Theys a lunatics a'playn' it

A Croatian man was hospitalized after he was attacked by a tennis player for running a lawn mower near the court during his set.

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China's birth limits create dangerous gender gap

China has 32 million more young men than young women - a dangerous (and growing) gender imbalance - because parents facing strict birth limits abort female fetuses to have a son, a study released this morning says.

Camera catches fish's amazing changes

The "chameleon of the sea" cuttlefish shows off its special trick on tape.

Fish's amazing changes

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It's A Blond thing ...

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts, what's wrong with me ?"

He asks "What do you mean ?"

So she showed him what she meant

She touched her knee and said, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!"
Then her shoulder, "Ouch!"

The doctor looks at her and asks, "You're really blond aren't you?"

She replies, "Yes, as a matter of fact I am, How did you guess?"

"Your finger is broken"

$2.7 Million Lawsuit as White Woman's Body Cremated Instead of Black Man's

From the "Oh, no they didn't" Department:

Well, I'll have to admit that it's easy to mix up a white woman's body with a black man's body, isn't it?

Right?!

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