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Monday, November 2, 2009

And I Quote

What about a law that says it’s a federal crime to attack somebody because of his religious beliefs? Not a chance!

~ Pat Robertson, outraged that queer beatings are now illegal

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools

Lou Dobbs is still harping on the idiotic North American Union conspiracy theory
Simple minds.

Pat Robertson's insane ranting this week includes: "the noose has tightened around the necks of christians"
So what if it has ... how is this a bad thing?

James Manning threatening the president (and committing treason to boot): "If we let Obama live, America dies"
And why is this nutcase not behind bars or in front of a firing squad?

Mitch McConnell (reptile - Kentucky) is still lying saying health care reform "may cost you your life"
He is such a moron there is no need to elaborate.

Alan Keyes keeps up his delusinal lies saying the Obama administration is preparing to stage terror attacks, declare martial law and cancel the 2012 elections
Why does that book by Harriet Beecher Stowe come to mind anytime I see something about this idiot?

Jebby Boy (the shrub's kid bro) (retard - Florida) lies saying Obama is trying to "attack capitalism"
That was big brudda what done that, there, Jebby.

Faux News is 'asking' one of their 'polls' again, this time: "Do you think the Taliban wants victory more than Obama?"
A 'poll' by Faux News - enough said.

Lou Dobbs lying yet again saying Senator Harry Reid (Democrat - Nevada) is "extraordinarily dangerous"
Extraordinarily inept, maybe. Dangerous, not so much.

Michelle Bachmann (Bat-Shit Crazy - Minnesota) in her delusion lies saying "This is our liberty and tyranny moment"
Is she still talking?

More lies from a liar

To nobody's surprise, alleged christian leader Pat Robertson remains a clueless liar, believed and respected by millions of devout followers.

Just when I think I've heard it all ...

About to be impeached, Mark Sanford (reptile-South Carolina) has written a piece about the glory of Ayn Rand and the futility of government for Newsweek.

Making it easier to vote ...

Congressman Keith Ellison (D-Minnesota) has proposed legislation allowing voter registration at the polls, nationwide.

The repugicans will, of course, never allow this to pass, since it would make voting easy and they greatly prefer that voting be something just difficult and complicated enough to discourage people who don't have spare time for trips to the voting office, who tend to be folks better educated or simply less white than their average repugican voter.

America's Congressman keeps on hitting'em out of the park

Congressman Alan Grayson (D-Florida) has begun reading true stories of health-care catastrophes in Congress.

Health Care Hell in America

Despite paying $499 per month for what they thought was health insurance, Anthony and Mary Lloyd had no health insurance at all.

More illegal searches

Police can legally search your email without letting you know, according to a ruling by Judge Michael Mosman (shrub appointee 2003).
Your email is routed through internet service providers (ISPs), so all that's necessary to Judge Mosman's mind is a search warrant served on the ISP — the sender and recipient are irrelevant.

You're probably thinking that this is absurd and unconstitutional, because, it is.

Young poet's touching story

Young poet's touching story

Mattie Stepanek died before age 14, but his poems inspired everyone from Jimmy Carter to Oprah.

See why
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Conquering your biggest kitchen fears

Conquering your biggest kitchen fears

Struggling with a lobster or cooking meat properly can be downright intimidating.

Critics blast Kellogg's cereal claims

Critics blast Kellogg's cereal claims

The cereal maker is called out for packaging that appears to play off swine flu fears.

Repugican 'wins' won't cure party ailments

Repugican 'wins' won't cure party ailments

The repugican party will need more than a strong off-year-election showing to lift its hopes for the 2010 midterms.

Analysis
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How to feel more appreciated

How to feel more appreciated

It's ironic, but being taken for granted can actually be a form of praise.

Niche idea grows into $5 million empire

Niche idea grows into $5 million empire

Jeffery Morin calls his business "poor man's coin collecting," but it has treated him well.

Iconic mountain's drastic changes

Iconic mountain's drastic changes

The glaciers on one of the world's most-notable landmarks are rapidly shrinking.

Battle over face veil heats up in Egypt

Battle over face veil heats up in Egypt

New rules restricting women's use of the niqab fuel growing tensions over Islamism.

Avoid the pitfalls of dog adoption

Avoid the pitfalls of dog adoption

There are plenty of great reasons to adopt a dog, and a few really bad ones.

Small towns with big job prospects

Small towns with big job prospects

These rural areas combine outstanding quality of life with low unemployment.

Ugliest automobiles of past 50 years

Ugliest automobiles of past 50 years

The Bond Bug had three wheels, a boat-like bottom, and, yes, zip-up windows.

Processed foods linked to depression

Processed foods linked to depression

A steady diet of fried foods and sweets will significantly dampen your mood, new research shows.

Happier food
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