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Friday, July 6, 2007

Stange Laws

There are some strange laws in this land and here are a few.

In Idaho:

... It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty(50) pounds. (Talk about having a sweet tooth!)
... Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back (I guess if you are not a resident of Idaho, but just visiting there, then it's all right to fish from the back of a giraffe!)

In Illinois:

... One may not urinate in his neighbor's mouth. (Well there goes the deviant sex out the window!)
... Law forbids eating in a place that is on Fire. (Ok, now why would this even need to be codified into law, duh!)
... You cannot use a slingshot unless you are a law enforcement officer. (Oh, now there's a cop everyone will listen to!)

In Massachusetts:

... All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. (That'll keep the preacher from droning on now won't it!)
... At a wake, mourners may not eat more than three(3) sandwiches (Hey, you have to save some for the dead to take with them on their journey, now don't you!)
... Ii is illegal to keep a mule on the second(2nd) floor of a building NOT in a city unless there are two exits. (So, I guess you can keep a mule on the second floor of a building IN a city even if there was only one exit!)
... It is illegal to take a lion to the movies. (I suppose they just won't stay quite during the show so it is best to leave them at home!)

There you have it just a few of the "LAWS" we have in this land. Keep checking in, as I find them I'll post them.








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