Helpful Hints:

Subject: How to spend your rebate check

As you may have heard, the Administration said each of us would get a rebate check to
stimulate the economy. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will go to India,
if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, Chile, Argentina and Guatemala,
if we purchase a good car it will go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan
and India and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America. The only way to keep that money here at home
is to spend it at garage and yard sales, since those are the only businesses still in the U.S.