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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Haters, Stripping Gears and just plain old Stripping.

Current mood: mellow


Having reached the point in life where I do not have to tolerate the Haters in the world I am still amazed at how many there are of them. It is high time all ceased tolerating the Haters ... the world will be better for it.

Speaking of Haters ... have you heard the latest? Being a torturer is patriotic at least the Hater Lush Dimbulb says so, so it has to be the truth (yeah and I have some land about three miles east of Miami I'd like to sell you real cheap). When are they going to learn?

What about that record low temperature this morning? 56 degrees at 5:30AM on July 2nd - broke a 123 year old record of 58 degrees.

Got a friend who has decided to work as a stripper to earn enough to pay her bills - with the economy like it is she pretty much had to do that or start getting paid for services rendered if you catch my meaning as those are still the two highest paying jobs for women out there and while she has no qalms about being nude in front of strangers or service rendering for that matter (if the truth be told) she has this hang up about being paid for rendering services ... that and the fact it is not legal to render services for payment where she lives had something to do with her decision.

It is a sad state of affairs when they force someone to make choices they would rather not have to. She will do well - I've seen her and know exactly where the dimples are (as I said she isn't shy about being nude) and believe it or not it will be her personality that makes her the big bucks ... ok so the 36C's wont hurt ... but her complete makeup will be what carries her through.

I only wonder the next time she drops by and drops trou ... will I have to pony up two dollars for the garter?

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