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Thursday, October 2, 2008

Lame Brains

No, this isn't about McPain and Pale-Lyn, although the title works for them as well.

Four delinquent youths from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, were ordered to attend a program to learn about the evils of car theft.

They arrived in a stolen car.

When they left, three of them attempted to climb back into the 'hot car'.

However, cops in the stolen auto unit had spotted the car and were watching it, ready to apprehend whomever showed up.

They quickly nabbed two of the boys, and the third was caught after a short foot chase.

The cops were astounded to find out what program the boys had been attending.

Crown attorney Scott Cooper said sadly, "Kids just don't think it's a big deal to steal a car."

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