There's a kind of a hush all over the world ...

For the next few weeks, fans of Ann Coulter - Hello, is there anyone out there? -will have to rely on skippy-the-wonder-dog to provide their mind-boggling sound bites.

Because of a nasty fall last month, the 46-year-old slut will have her jaw wired shut.

Didn't think it was possible to silence Miz Coulter, but we are overjoyed that the screeching reactionary broke her jaw and the 'mouth that roared' has been wired shut.

(Is there anyway to make that wiring permanent .... I wonder?)