By Order Of The Management.
Memo To the following staff:
Anyone, Someone, Everyone, No-one
Instructions for Job Delegation:
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If there is an important job to be done get Someone to do it.
If it isn’t so important, Anyone can do it.
If Everyone is out, No-one can do it.
And if No-one can do it, then Someone will pay for it.
If the job does not get done, Someone will still pay for it, but No-one can
blame Anyone if Everyone was responsible.
Furthermore, if Anyone has anything to say, don’t talk to Everyone about it
because Someone will get upset and No-one will like it, so come and see one
of us.
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