Man throws shoes at Bush in Iraq

The shrub had two shoes thrown at him Sunday during a news conference in the Iraqi prime minister's office in Baghdad.

The man who threw the shoes, apparently a journalist, shouted an Arabic phrase, which reportedly translated as, "This is a farewell kiss, dog,"

The shrub ducked and narrowly missed being struck by the first shoe, and the man threw a second shoe, which also came close to hitting the moron.

"All I can report is it is a size 10," the shrub said jokingly.

The shrub unexpectedly flew to Iraq Sunday to pay a farewell visit and discuss a recently signed security agreement, officials said.

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The Iraq trip is the shrub's fourth, and likely final, visit to the country that will define his legacy as the usurper.