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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Louisiana man charged with threatening the shrub

Federal authorities have charged a Louisiana man with threatening to kill the shrub.

A social worker told Secret Service agents that 44-year-old Gregory Broussard was being treated at a Hammond hospital when he threatened to blow up the White House and kill the shrub.

Agents say they questioned Broussard at a psychiatric hospital.
They say he told them that he traveled to Baton Rouge last month to survey the state capitol and governor's mansion in case President Barack Obama visits.

Agents say they searched Broussard's home and car and found a rifle and a digital camera with photos of the U.S. Naval Academy.

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This is just the latest in a long history of threats on the shrub's life and it won't be the last.
As he is the most hated person in the world there will be more, rest assured.
There will be enough - more then enough - whackos out there, foreign and domestic seeking to do harm to the shrub to keep the Secret Service busy for the next ten years
Want to bet the Secret Service is most likely 'chomping at the bit' in anticipation for that ten year deadline to arrive so they won't have to worry about the shrub any longer.

In case you were unaware: the shrub is the first one to have a cut off of Secret Service protection mandated by law - hence the ten years instead of lifetime as our presidents have been given until now ... and considering he has never been our president, just a usurper, ten years is more than generous.

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