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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Not a good idea ...

A catfish in a canal in Bavaria learned the hard way that it is not a good idea to try to eat a soccer ball for lunch.
The 6 and 1/2 foot long fish was found dead floating on the surface of a canal with a blue and white soccer ball stuck in its mouth. it appeared to have choked to death.
Karl-Heinz Kuberlein, a spokesman for the police, said the fish looked like it had tried to eat the soccer ball when it became lodged in its mouth.

Catfish normally eat things like algae and insects.
And around these parts worms and chicken livers that all the fishermen are putting on their hoks.

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