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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Couple tries to steal beads

From the "Crooks really, I mean REALLY DUMB" Department:

A Lancaster couple is accused of trying to steal more than $500 in beads from Rock Hill's Hobby Lobby.

Melissa Scott, 35, and Brian Scott, 33, were charged with shoplifting Tuesday after the manager at Hobby Lobby told police he watched the pair for 10 minutes as they stuffed packages of jewelry beads into the woman's purse, according to a Rock Hill police report. Brian Scott also had eight packets of beads in a jacket pocket, the report states.

Both were arrested and taken to jail.

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Beads?! You try and steal beads?!

I know a few fanatical costumers in the theater and Renaissance Faire circuit that are bead-a-holics but even in their most frenzied dementia of times sewing wouldn't be so dumb as to try and steal beads!

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