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Monday, March 30, 2009

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools for today are:

Armey (r-Texas ret'd): For the first time we have a President that scares me
Good - afraid all your ill gotten and other sundry items are going to disappear, huh?

Touting her currency conspiracy, Bachmann (lunatic-Minnesota) insists: 'This is not Michele Bachmann being a kook'
Yes, this IS Michelle Bachmann being a kook - a whacked out, raving lunatic type kook.

Bachmann (lunatic-Minnesota) calls for "an orderly revolution"
What is 'orderly' in the mind of a stark raving mad lunatic anyway?

Issa (r-California) introduces legislation that would prohibit First Lady from doing any substantive work
Blow it out your ear Issa.

McConnell (r-Kentucky) complains that Obama isn't being bipartisan enough
Come again? Who, isn't being bipartisan enough?

McConnell (r-Kentucky) says Obama is turning America into France
This from someone who's mother is his sister (he is from Kentucky after all)!

Paulson, the shrub's Treasury Secretary, laments not getting more 'kudos' for saving the economy
Saving what economy there bucko?

Shimkus (r-Illinois) says capping CO2 emissions will take away too much 'plant food from the atmosphere'
I see someone failed basic eight grade science class!

repugican Chair Steele says he's "done" reaching out to Obama
It's not called 'reaching out' when you keep your hands behind your back, lame-brain.

Los Angeles Times' Klavan claims he's "never heard" Dimbulb "utter a single racist, hateful or stupid word"
Klavan is deaf, then.

CNBC's Cramer gets it massively wrong, again
Are we surprised by this?

Wall Street Journal's Fund claims Obama administration wants "to micromanage the car industry towards the social engineering goals that they want"
Using all the buzz-words and still not getting through.

Kristol doesn't think he owes anyone an apology for hyping WMD lies on Iraq
How about several million Iraqis, then.

MSNBC's Matthews calls "very correct" McPain's flie that "firing" of Wagoner was "unprecedented in the history of this country"
With so many lies from McPain, this one isn't even unprecedented, much less the firing of Wagoner.

Bozell's Newsbusters plays the Jeff Gannon card; Falls flat nose first into the ground
After all the bloody noses you'd think they'd have learned, but no ...

Bozell of Media Research Center offers revisionist lies on Tomlinson and NPR
Need a bit of research there, buddy.

Coulter still smearing Soros as Nazi collaborator
So says the NAZI.

Dimbulb calls Obama "an extremist tyrannical president"
Wrong - we ousted the tyrant in the last election.

Dimbulb: IF GM and Obama fail, America is saved
He can't help it, it's a mental condition.

Dimbulb repeats the lie that Obama "voted for infanticide"
Habitual lying is a mental disorder that is brought about by syphilis you know.

Farrah's nutball Western Journalism Center springs back into action
Can't wait to see what these wing-nut freaks come up with - I need a good laugh.

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