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Saturday, March 7, 2009

Married Life

A 16 year old boy comes home with a brand new red sports car.
His father asks,"Where did it come from".
The boy said that he bought it from the lady down the street for $1.00.
The man went to talk with the lady.
He asks her if she had sold his son the car for $1.00.
And she replied that she that yes she did.
He asked, " Why would you do that"
"My husband just called to say that he is leaving me for a much younger woman.
And I was to sell the car and send him the money", she calmly replied.

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