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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Troopers: Man Who Wanted Last Cigarette Led Them On Chase

From the "You, stupid MotherF@#ker" Department:

Troopers said icy roads didn't slow down a man who fled authorities in south Charlotte.
Troopers said the driver led them on a high-speed chase around 1 a.m. Tuesday, reaching speeds up to 90 miles per hour.
The driver led troopers up and down Interstate 77 before the chase ended near Clanton Road.
When troopers asked the driver why he didn't stop, he told them he wanted one last cigarette.
The suspect is charged with driving while impaired.

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