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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Wing Nut Nuttery

Wing-nuts

Stumped by science: Bachmann (batshit crazy loon-Minnesota) calls CO2 'harmless,' 'negligible,' 'necessary,' 'natural'
Yeah, and her fairy godmother makes carriages out of pumpkin, too.

Bachmann (foaming at the mouth whacko -Minnesota) asks whether Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano has gone "absolutely stark raving mad"
This from a raving lunatic is so funny on so many levels.

Barton (r-Texas) totally pwns Secretary of Energy
Only in the delusions of fantasy, only in the delusions of fantasy.

Carter (r-Texas) on DHS report: "Singling out political opponents for working against the ruling party is precisely the tactic of every tyrannical government from Red China to Venezuela"
If the shoe fits as they say ... damn short 'memories' they have don't they.

Culberson (r-Texas) thinks Texas can split into five separate states whenever it wants
Yep it sure can and pigs are areo-dynamically the best shape for flight, to boot as well.

Ensign (r-Nevada) lies that Senate Armed Services Committee report is a 'Democrat partisan' document
The moron can't tell the truth.

Two weeks later, Ensign (r-Nevada) is still apoplectic about Obama-Chavez handshake
apoplexy - a disease of the mind that affects the movements of the body - yep that's about it.

Gingrich (ret'd r-Georgia, and he's history professor) is unaware that US presidents did indeed "smile and greet" Russians at the height of the Cold War
Which is why no one believes either of his forks of his tongue.

McCain (r-Arizona) falsely claims that author of DHS report has been fired
Like we are going to believe anything this fossil says.

Gov Perry (R-Texas) has ties to Texas secessionist group linked to domestic terrorism
We are not surprised are we?

Washington Post's Broder demands legal immunity for Bush-Cheney era torture team
Demand all you want - it ain't gonna happen ... the world will see to that.

According to wing-nut mouthpices CNBC, economic recovery should take at least three months. Any honest financial advisor would tell you 10 to 15 years.
CNBC - the people who like that idiot in the final 'panic' scene from the film Animal House holding his hands up as they trample him to the ground saying "All is well" over and over as the economy trampled(s) them into the ground - oh yes, that's the source of financial news for me.

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