Now that is as accurate as you can get!NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS
- CEO: Chief Embezzlement Officer
- CFO: Corporate Fraud Officer
- Bull Market: A random market movement causing investors to mistake themselves for financial geniuses
- Bear Market: a 6- to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance
- Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower
- Broker: What my financial planner has made me
- Standard & Poor: Your life in a nutshell
- Market Correction: The day after you buy stocks
- Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the drain
- Institutional Investor: Past-year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse
- Profit: An archaic word no longer in use.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Learning the Language Of The Recession
Our buddy over at Acerbic Politics posted this a few days ago and we thought it was very appropriate so we're bringing it here ...
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