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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

In the News ...

Ok, all ready - maybe cell phones have a purpose after all.

Ga. liquor store clerk shoots would-be robber after his cell phone defects knife

A liquor store clerk's cell phone may have saved his life. Police said when a would-be robber tried to stab the clerk at Beverage Mart on Monday the knife dented the cell phone in the clerk's pocket, but did not injure him.

Oh, and don't mess with Grandma, either.

Maine woman, 77, pulls gun on armed intruder and sends him running, court documents say

After being told by her daughter that a man in their home was an armed intruder, a 77-year-old woman pulled a gun on him and sent him running, according to court documents.

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