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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You're officially off duty now.
And after everything you've been doing lately, even someone as hardworking and diligent as you are wouldn't be able to think of a single reason why you shouldn't be entitled to some serious, guilt-free time off.
Now that you've actually been given a chance to sit back and relax, don't mess around.
Do it up right.
Get yourself a few movies, a pizza and some ice cream -- oh, and company.
You'll probably want company.

Oh, Yeah!

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