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Sunday, July 5, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You will wake up with a lot of high energy coursing through your body this morning, which will go a long way toward fueling some high productivity!
This is a great day to tackle that project you've been putting off for so long -- cleaning the garage, organizing your clutter, balancing your checkbook, cleaning out the refrigerator.
The things that you were dreading will suddenly be enjoyable for you, so make the most of it.
Dig in.
You'll feel a great sense of accomplishment.

You bet ... just as soon as that high energy arrives

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