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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope said:

Your mantra, should you choose to repeat it, is this: 'Yesterday never happened. Today will be wonderful.'
Keep it up until you absolutely believe it -- although after a certain person makes contact with you this morning, it shouldn't be too hard to talk you into it.

Those arguments never happened and if they did, they certainly didn't involve anything that was worth ruining your day over.


I prefer - 'Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong' actually.

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