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Friday, July 24, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Believe it or not, you're an expert at romance.
You just don't do it the way most folks do.
When you're out to impress someone, you don't just pick up a pizza and beer; you make sure you're wooing them in most elegant fashion with limos, fine wine and tickets to the theater.
However, if you can't afford all that don't worry.
If anyone can make that pizza and beer evening feel truly special -- elegant, even, once you lay out the silk napkins, the silver candlesticks and your best china -- it's you.

This is twice in the last few months they've said the same thing ... so it must be true.

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